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Charlton Life Summer Story

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    DA9DA9
    edited May 2008
    Tommy Steele and Elvis strolling around London
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    FishnetsFishnets
    "little white bull" they sung...
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    nth_london_addicknth_london_addick
    whilst eating corneto's on such a warm sunny day

    When suddenly
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    FishnetsFishnets
    ..they passed an alley where Medders and Ladyaddick were kissing passionately
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    DA9DA9
    edited May 2008
    in a flash Amy Winehouse leapt out of the alleyway and headbutted ladyaddick
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    FishnetsFishnets
    edited May 2008
    "He's mine", she screamed, blood pouring out of her toes.
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    guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    a man appeared.
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    DA9DA9
    edited May 2008
    Medders in a fit of panic soiled himself
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    FishnetsFishnets
    Damn, not again, he thought.
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    DA9DA9
    edited May 2008
    Thats the third pair of cords and loafers I've ruined this week, he said to himself, whilst feeling the warm ebb & flow of his manly deposits
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    FishnetsFishnets
    The man was Gump, wearing a pair of Vanessa feltz's knickers on his head..
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    FishnetsFishnets
    "Something smells fishy" said Medders, " and its not Amy"...
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    DA9DA9
    But he was blinded by the oversized gussett and ran straight into oncoming...
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    FishnetsFishnets
    ..mob of Palace's superfirm.
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    DA9DA9
    After realising it must have been an hallucination he sped off to find
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    FishnetsFishnets
    ..some drugs for Amy.
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    DA9DA9
    a jazz mag and some swarfega
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    FishnetsFishnets
    Fiesta Readers Mum's was his mag of choice.
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    _MrDick_MrDick
    But only to wipe his bum when the soft toilet tissue ran out.
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    ScoSco
    And so rising above the ever worsening atmosphere, suzisausage had only one task in mind when she arrived...
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    nth_london_addicknth_london_addick
    edited May 2008
    To kick him in the plumbs .

    Alan Pardew walked past and said it wouldnt happen at west Ham pull your trousers up b4 i
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    DA9DA9
    Take away your Bentley
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    FishnetsFishnets
    edited May 2008
    Gump's plums were still aching the next day as he made his way to The Cutty Sark where he met DA_9 wearing his white Elvis suit.
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    DA9DA9
    You have a "Suspicious Mind" said DA9
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    FishnetsFishnets
    "I'm itching like a man on a fuzzy tree" replied Gump...
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    DA9DA9
    "Dont cry daddy" said medders, appearing from the shadows, unbeknown to gump, he had fathered him many years ago.
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    FishnetsFishnets
    edited May 2008
    ..when he had a fling with Maria and left him to grow-up by himself in the slums of the Medway.
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    FishnetsFishnets
    "i've caught something from Vanessa Feltz Son" replied Gump
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    FishnetsFishnets
    "She's a hound-dog" said DA_9
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    LedgeLedge
    left behind said anyone gonna buy my hound dog
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