When you say to your boss that you need to go to the doctors and they then ask what it's for or why you're going. Fuck off, it's private. I really think people's filters of what they can and cannot ask about people's lives have changed massively
When you say to your boss that you need to go to the doctors and they then ask what it's for or why you're going. Fuck off, it's private. I really think people's filters of what they can and cannot ask about people's lives have changed massively
Tell him his wife wants you there when she gets the results of the pregnancy test.
I don't know his full name, but they refer to him as Mike on BBC breakfast. Basically because the BBC have f*** all sport in their repertoire anymore, this Mike character gets sent to try all these ridiculous speciliast interest sports every week that only a fraction of the population care about, similar to the levels of interest in the Scottish football League
Mike gets dressed up and put through his paces trying to talk about how popular these specialists sports when they're really not, and he does it in a manner that winds me up
Covered speed skating from the Netherlands this morning. He donned the full British team kit and then completed the 100 metre time trial in 46.76 (Ellia Speding British junior completed in a little over 12 seconds).
The ordeal I go through every 2 years when I switch mobile provider.
Call up my current provider. Ask for a PAC. Get transferred to a junior retention team member who spends 20 minutes insisting why their network is better whilst you demand to be given a PAC. Then you get transferred to a senior retention team member who does the same thing, then finally relinquishes the PAC.
Also the call centre is based in Mumbai so the phone line quality is awful and they have incredibly strong accents.
Heston fucking Blumental, gawping at me through his trendily unfashionable specs on every poncy bit of messed about food in Waitrose. If you cooked your chips properly the first time, you wouldn't need to do it thrice. Twat.
Heston fucking Blumental, gawping at me through his trendily unfashionable specs on every poncy bit of messed about food in Waitrose. If you cooked your chips properly the first time, you wouldn't need to do it thrice. Twat.
There was a woman cooking churros at a street market stall earlier on the tv, reckons she's had Michelin Stared chefs struggle to get the right mix and consistency and that it's an art squirting the batter out of the dispenser gadget.
The ordeal I go through every 2 years when I switch mobile provider.
Call up my current provider. Ask for a PAC. Get transferred to a junior retention team member who spends 20 minutes insisting why their network is better whilst you demand to be given a PAC. Then you get transferred to a senior retention team member who does the same thing, then finally relinquishes the PAC.
Also the call centre is based in Mumbai so the phone line quality is awful and they have incredibly strong accents.
People that still throw money away by buying a phone on contract.
The ordeal I go through every 2 years when I switch mobile provider.
Call up my current provider. Ask for a PAC. Get transferred to a junior retention team member who spends 20 minutes insisting why their network is better whilst you demand to be given a PAC. Then you get transferred to a senior retention team member who does the same thing, then finally relinquishes the PAC.
Also the call centre is based in Mumbai so the phone line quality is awful and they have incredibly strong accents.
People that still throw money away by buying a phone on contract.
As opposed to what? Buying it outright? Literally do not know a single person who doesn't have a contract apart from those who use their phone so little there is no point being on anything other than PAYG.
Besides, like almost every other form of contract, you save money by switching provider at the end of your contract, almost no provider offers discounts to existing customers unless you threaten to leave (my current provider in fact offered to more than half my current deal but I was still getting a better deal by moving).
Heston fucking Blumental, gawping at me through his trendily unfashionable specs on every poncy bit of messed about food in Waitrose. If you cooked your chips properly the first time, you wouldn't need to do it thrice. Twat.
I'm going to an event with work this week, Heston Blumental is doing a speech - I'm going to use Liquid Nitrogen on his face on your behalf.
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This in an age where you can buy a phone for £50 and it shoots in HD.
Call up my current provider. Ask for a PAC. Get transferred to a junior retention team member who spends 20 minutes insisting why their network is better whilst you demand to be given a PAC. Then you get transferred to a senior retention team member who does the same thing, then finally relinquishes the PAC.
Also the call centre is based in Mumbai so the phone line quality is awful and they have incredibly strong accents.
If you cooked your chips properly the first time, you wouldn't need to do it thrice. Twat.
Fuck off they're just doughnut sticks luv FFS
Bet I'm more useless than you pal
I wonder what kit they have for Burton away.
Watched it this morning and no mention of the 100,000 snowflakes in Trafalgar Square today.
Jimmy Carr's false laugh.
Both men can be entertaining but their laughs edge me towards the change channel button.
Besides, like almost every other form of contract, you save money by switching provider at the end of your contract, almost no provider offers discounts to existing customers unless you threaten to leave (my current provider in fact offered to more than half my current deal but I was still getting a better deal by moving).