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  • True story…

    Scene: Inside a department store. My mother unexpectedly meets an old friend.

    My mother: Hello, Vera. How are you?
    Vera: Oh, I’ve lost my husband.
    My mother (sounding grave): Oh, I am so sorry to hear that.
    Vera: Oh, there he is. Woo-hoo, Arthur, I’m over here.
  • My wife kicked me out because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions, but don't worry.

    I'll return

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