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  • ‘ Doctor my stomach is playing up and I can’t stop eating snooker balls. A couple of reds on a morning, midday a red, blue and pink then a late dinner of more reds two blacks a yellow and a brown”

    Doctor “ There’s your problem, you’re not eating enough greens “
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  • I walked down to the paper shop only to find it had blown away 🤯 
  • _MrDick said:
    I walked down to the paper shop only to find it had blown away 🤯 
    Is this the 'my favourite joke from the 50's' thread ?
  • I hated my job in the bakery but I kneaded the dough.
  • I remember in English class once, the teacher asked who could give the opposite of this sentence.

    "Children in the dark make mistakes".

    I was sent to the head after answering "Mistakes in the dark make children".
  • What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks...



    ... A Labracadabrador...

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  • What’s the most popular board game in Greece ?


    Monopolopolopopy 
  • jose said:
    I hated my job in the bakery but I kneaded the dough.
    Why did the baker have brown fingers?

    He kneaded a poo.
  • iaitch said:
    jose said:
    I hated my job in the bakery but I kneaded the dough.
    Why did the baker have brown fingers?

    He kneaded a poo.

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  • Sad news from the Nestle factory today. A night shift worker was crushed beneath a case of chocolate that fell 20 feet off the storage racking. He called for help repeatedly but every time he shouted "The Milky Bars are on me",  his colleagues just cheered.
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