So I said my friend. 'People keep taking the Mickey out of me because I keep thinking I'm a cricket ball. 'My friend said 'Howzat?' I said, 'don't you start
So I said my friend. 'People keep taking the Mickey out of me because I keep thinking I'm a cricket ball. 'My friend said 'Howzat?' I said, 'don't you start
Always had it as Bloke goes to the doctors with a cricket ball stuck up his arse. ”howzat” asked the doctor. ”don’t you fkin start”
So I said my friend. 'People keep taking the Mickey out of me because I keep thinking I'm a cricket ball. 'My friend said 'Howzat?' I said, 'don't you start
Always had it as Bloke goes to the doctors with a cricket ball stuck up his arse. ”howzat” asked the doctor. ”don’t you fkin start”
So I said my friend. 'People keep taking the Mickey out of me because I keep thinking I'm a cricket ball. 'My friend said 'Howzat?' I said, 'don't you start
You crease me up.
I used to go out with a girl called Lindsey Doyle. She smelt like a cricket bat.
So I said my friend. 'People keep taking the Mickey out of me because I keep thinking I'm a cricket ball. 'My friend said 'Howzat?' I said, 'don't you start
You crease me up.
I used to go out with a girl called Lindsey Doyle. She smelt like a cricket bat.
Did she have a long leg? And were you the third man?
I've just been reading the local paper...Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
I took a vintage stuffed dog to the Antiques Roadshow and the expert said: "This is very rare. Do you know what it would fetch if it was in good condition?"
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I’m taking it out for a spin tomorrow ...
Bloke goes to the doctors with a cricket ball stuck up his arse.
”howzat” asked the doctor.
”don’t you fkin start”
Yep, Bernard Manning, Bradford Alhambra (c) 1975
Nah, I'm more of a gulley man myself.
"I dunno," I said, "A stick?"
It turned out to be a Wi-Fi Hotpot ...
Although it has got a bit of veneer missing.
Prism.