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One of the children after reading yesterday.
“If you die, will someone else bring the Reading dogs to school, because we love seeing them”
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Christ, I've just bought myself a lawn scarifier and a new sprinkler for the hose rather than use the 20 year old cast off hand me downs I've had from the parents.
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If you were really old you would post pictures of them.
There again being old would you know how to?2 -
goes off to google lawn scarifier3
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You know you're getting old when you aren't asked to provide proof that you are over 60 years old on entry to the Rare Breeds Centre1
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TBF I’m 36 and have been googling Lawn Scarifiers. My lawn is terrible. Doesn’t say much for me 😂JohnBoyUK said:Christ, I've just bought myself a lawn scarifier and a new sprinkler for the hose rather than use the 20 year old cast off hand me downs I've had from the parents.
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You’re reading this thread and you’re only 36James86 said:
TBF I’m 36 and have been googling Lawn Scarifiers. My lawn is terrible. Doesn’t say much for me 😂JohnBoyUK said:Christ, I've just bought myself a lawn scarifier and a new sprinkler for the hose rather than use the 20 year old cast off hand me downs I've had from the parents.
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You have a freezing cold nose for 10 months of the year2
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For the rhubarb or the roses.ross1 said:
Those were the days, going out after the horses of traders went by with a shovel and a bucket, to collect horse shit for my dads rhubarb. Needless to say, a long time after this picture was painted 🤣Penfolds Perm said:
Far more Horse Shit on it these days.jimmymelrose said:
Wow. Amazing to think - that could quite possibly be the East Terrace and the people are on where the pitch is now.stoneroses19 said:
Sandby documented a lot of London in the 1780s. This one of Charlton too.Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:You're looking at a 240 year old watercolour painting of an old Woolwich scene with your Mum and realise she has been around for nearly 100 years of that timespan!
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I'm wondering how I made it into my seventies without a toaster that I could control with my phone...
And technology is rapidly getting the better of me.1 -
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As a 70th birthday present I bought us a coffee maker that can controlled by my mobile, read the instructions but still can’t find out how you can get the cup under without getting up out the chair to go into the kitchen? (no you can’t put it under during the day as it rinses itself prior to making a lovely cup of coffee.)limeygent said:I'm wondering how I made it into my seventies without a toaster that I could control with my phone...
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You bought “us”, so you’re married? I think all us male old gits know the answer to that and would have bought HER a kettle 😉CharltonKerry said:
As a 70th birthday present I bought us a coffee maker that can controlled by my mobile, read the instructions but still can’t find out how you can get the cup under without getting up out the chair to go into the kitchen? (no you can’t put it under during the day as it rinses itself prior to making a lovely cup of coffee.)limeygent said:I'm wondering how I made it into my seventies without a toaster that I could control with my phone...
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Ring the wife?CharltonKerry said:
As a 70th birthday present I bought us a coffee maker that can controlled by my mobile, read the instructions but still can’t find out how you can get the cup under without getting up out the chair to go into the kitchen? (no you can’t put it under during the day as it rinses itself prior to making a lovely cup of coffee.)limeygent said:I'm wondering how I made it into my seventies without a toaster that I could control with my phone...
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After constantly making age related comments @Redmidland threw down the gauntlet, why the f*** @DaveStorry had to get involved though.
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How did the judges score it?2
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… discussing swollen legs and ankles, and non elasticated socks 🥸0
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I just cant communicate with younger generation......
This morning I posted a video of Bowyer bounding around our lounge after a fly............
Hence her comment and my polite reply.
Is that's what's described on here as a "Whooshing Moment"
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His sweet baffled look reminds me of the Charlton defence the last few years, when dealing with a long ball1
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You apply for your first bus pass...
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Gormless is the word! 😉ForeverAddickted said:His sweet baffled look reminds me of the Charlton defence the last few years, when dealing with a long ball1 -
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Trying to swat a fly flitting across the Computor screen before realising its the cursor on the screen as I move the mouse in time to music playing in the house!2
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Girl in my office (she's 23) has never heard of Oasis (the band, not the drink).
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You sure she didnt say Maybe?Chris_from_Sidcup said:Girl in my office (she's 23) has never heard of Oasis (the band, not the drink).0 -
Definitely!ForeverAddickted said:
You sure she didnt say Maybe?Chris_from_Sidcup said:Girl in my office (she's 23) has never heard of Oasis (the band, not the drink).1 -
Chris_from_Sidcup said:Girl in my office (she's 23) has never heard of Oasis (the band, not the drink).
It’s the reverse of this.
https://youtu.be/vr7g_JJw_wk 1 -
There’s a drink called Oasis ??😉Chris_from_Sidcup said:Girl in my office (she's 23) has never heard of Oasis (the band, not the drink).7 -
It's 25 years since I took my children to that legendary play off final at Wembley and now they are all in their thirties or forties.4
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Even the women in your group now fart in public4
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When there's an R I P thread in your honour.1
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You know your getting old when 🤔
It's gone 🤦♂️2
