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Yes there's a different option... you can f*** off (thanks Frankie Boyle...)Gribbo said:Sending out the pre-order menu for a Christmas lunch that I'm organising with the in-laws (all 10 of em) and getting stupid fuckin questions back like -
"Can you ask if we can order the chicken and fish n chips off the weekday menu please?"
Just choose one of the 8 starters, 8 mains off the Christmas menu and whether you want an afters or not ffs7 -
Algarveaddick said:
People think I am a right scrooge because it annoys me too. But like you, I actually love Christmas - starting it eight weeks in advance stops it from being "special" to me. Two weeks before is plenty.BR7_addick said:Christmas decorations and songs in November.I f*ckin love Christmas, and people doing it early should make no difference to me, but here I am, all generally annoyed.
Come on guys. It's not Christmas until Noddy Holder says so!
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Just generally people who don't appear to understand how a set menu works... "Can I have X instead of Y?". Buffoons.Gribbo said:Sending out the pre-order menu for a Christmas lunch that I'm organising with the in-laws (all 10 of em) and getting stupid fuckin questions back like -
"Can you ask if we can order the chicken and fish n chips off the weekday menu please?"
Just choose one of the 8 starters, 8 mains off the Christmas menu and whether you want an afters or not ffs1 -
Is there a vegan option?3
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I get a bit annoyed at restaurants with the advance ordering tbf. It all depends on what side I woke up on, today I might fancy soup of the day, tomorrow prawn cocktail, f*ck knows what in 3 weeks time!Gribbo said:Sending out the pre-order menu for a Christmas lunch that I'm organising with the in-laws (all 10 of em) and getting stupid fuckin questions back like -
"Can you ask if we can order the chicken and fish n chips off the weekday menu please?"
Just choose one of the 8 starters, 8 mains off the Christmas menu and whether you want an afters or not ffs5 -
yes, stay at fucking homeJaShea99 said:Is there a vegan option?13 -
Tell a lie, there's 6 options, although got a feeling I've cut some off this screen print

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I can eat anything off any menu at any given time. Suppose I'm lucky in that senseBR7_addick said:
I get a bit annoyed at restaurants with the advance ordering tbf. It all depends on what side I woke up on, today I might fancy soup of the day, tomorrow prawn cocktail, f*ck knows what in 3 weeks time!Gribbo said:Sending out the pre-order menu for a Christmas lunch that I'm organising with the in-laws (all 10 of em) and getting stupid fuckin questions back like -
"Can you ask if we can order the chicken and fish n chips off the weekday menu please?"
Just choose one of the 8 starters, 8 mains off the Christmas menu and whether you want an afters or not ffs2 -
Can I have the venison pie, but with all the trimmings from the turkey please mate?Gribbo said:Tell a lie, there's 6 options, although got a feeling I've cut some off this screen print
And what sort of terrine is it? Do you think you can have that, but with the roll from the soup?
Then lemon tart for pudding, cheers.6 -
Have you ever heard of plates?Gribbo said:
I can eat anything off any menu at any given time. Suppose I'm lucky in that senseBR7_addick said:
I get a bit annoyed at restaurants with the advance ordering tbf. It all depends on what side I woke up on, today I might fancy soup of the day, tomorrow prawn cocktail, f*ck knows what in 3 weeks time!Gribbo said:Sending out the pre-order menu for a Christmas lunch that I'm organising with the in-laws (all 10 of em) and getting stupid fuckin questions back like -
"Can you ask if we can order the chicken and fish n chips off the weekday menu please?"
Just choose one of the 8 starters, 8 mains off the Christmas menu and whether you want an afters or not ffs9 -
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If you were staying at home for Christmas dinner wouldn't you have to decide what you were having in advance anyway, mate (shorter timescale, but the principal is the same)?BR7_addick said:
I get a bit annoyed at restaurants with the advance ordering tbf. It all depends on what side I woke up on, today I might fancy soup of the day, tomorrow prawn cocktail, f*ck knows what in 3 weeks time!Gribbo said:Sending out the pre-order menu for a Christmas lunch that I'm organising with the in-laws (all 10 of em) and getting stupid fuckin questions back like -
"Can you ask if we can order the chicken and fish n chips off the weekday menu please?"
Just choose one of the 8 starters, 8 mains off the Christmas menu and whether you want an afters or not ffs
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The principle is the same to a point yes.Algarveaddick said:
If you were staying at home for Christmas dinner you wouldn't you have to decide what you were having in advance anyway, mate (shorter timescale, but the pricipal is the same)?BR7_addick said:
I get a bit annoyed at restaurants with the advance ordering tbf. It all depends on what side I woke up on, today I might fancy soup of the day, tomorrow prawn cocktail, f*ck knows what in 3 weeks time!Gribbo said:Sending out the pre-order menu for a Christmas lunch that I'm organising with the in-laws (all 10 of em) and getting stupid fuckin questions back like -
"Can you ask if we can order the chicken and fish n chips off the weekday menu please?"
Just choose one of the 8 starters, 8 mains off the Christmas menu and whether you want an afters or not ffs
However a restaurant has considerably more storage space than the average domestic home and can thus offer more options. As a customer paying out your hard earned surely you want to buy what you fancy at the time if there are more attractive options available.0 -
I’m going to the Bickley Arms Christmas Day for lunch. They offered the option online to preorder. I agree with you about not knowing what you want in advance and normally I wouldn’t bother to. But being a vegetarian it’s probably wise for me to Christmas time especially. It would be bloody miserable if they had to substitute my choice with double sprouts.BR7_addick said:
I get a bit annoyed at restaurants with the advance ordering tbf. It all depends on what side I woke up on, today I might fancy soup of the day, tomorrow prawn cocktail, f*ck knows what in 3 weeks time!Gribbo said:Sending out the pre-order menu for a Christmas lunch that I'm organising with the in-laws (all 10 of em) and getting stupid fuckin questions back like -
"Can you ask if we can order the chicken and fish n chips off the weekday menu please?"
Just choose one of the 8 starters, 8 mains off the Christmas menu and whether you want an afters or not ffs2 -
Not in the spirit of the thread I know but I think the answer is that restaurants tend to have set sittings on Christmas day, so their staff can have at least a little bit of time with their family. This means that they have to serve maybe 80 meals at more or less the same time. They may have space (or they may not) but they don't have enough chefs or stoves to prepare 80 different meals to be served at the same time. Naturally they pay their staff more to work on Christmas day, so knowing in advance how much to bulk buy saves any wastage and cooking a job lot helps keep the costs down for the punter as well.LenGlover said:
The principle is the same to a point yes.Algarveaddick said:
If you were staying at home for Christmas dinner you wouldn't you have to decide what you were having in advance anyway, mate (shorter timescale, but the pricipal is the same)?BR7_addick said:
I get a bit annoyed at restaurants with the advance ordering tbf. It all depends on what side I woke up on, today I might fancy soup of the day, tomorrow prawn cocktail, f*ck knows what in 3 weeks time!Gribbo said:Sending out the pre-order menu for a Christmas lunch that I'm organising with the in-laws (all 10 of em) and getting stupid fuckin questions back like -
"Can you ask if we can order the chicken and fish n chips off the weekday menu please?"
Just choose one of the 8 starters, 8 mains off the Christmas menu and whether you want an afters or not ffs
However a restaurant has considerably more storage space than the average domestic home and can thus offer more options. As a customer paying out your hard earned surely you want to buy what you fancy at the time if there are more attractive options available.
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I was more referring to eating out in general, at work we have a lot of pre booked lunches for example.Algarveaddick said:
If you were staying at home for Christmas dinner wouldn't you have to decide what you were having in advance anyway, mate (shorter timescale, but the principal is the same)?BR7_addick said:
I get a bit annoyed at restaurants with the advance ordering tbf. It all depends on what side I woke up on, today I might fancy soup of the day, tomorrow prawn cocktail, f*ck knows what in 3 weeks time!Gribbo said:Sending out the pre-order menu for a Christmas lunch that I'm organising with the in-laws (all 10 of em) and getting stupid fuckin questions back like -
"Can you ask if we can order the chicken and fish n chips off the weekday menu please?"
Just choose one of the 8 starters, 8 mains off the Christmas menu and whether you want an afters or not ffs
I get it principle, it’s more in the spirit of the thread that I’m moaning, similar to Gribbo, I’ll eat anything at anytime, I’m a 20 stone geeza inside a 13 stone body that sometimes fancies Fillet steak but other times fancies lasagne, I’d rather choose on the day!1 -
Castore sending me repeated emails advertising their latest offers in casual wear, none of it in any way being Charlton related, an f’ing liberty as far as I’m concerned.I contacted them via their contact link and told them what I thought of them and to get out of our club ASAP.😤1
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I try not to think about sex while I'm eating tbhiaitch said:
Have you ever heard of plates?Gribbo said:
I can eat anything off any menu at any given time. Suppose I'm lucky in that senseBR7_addick said:
I get a bit annoyed at restaurants with the advance ordering tbf. It all depends on what side I woke up on, today I might fancy soup of the day, tomorrow prawn cocktail, f*ck knows what in 3 weeks time!Gribbo said:Sending out the pre-order menu for a Christmas lunch that I'm organising with the in-laws (all 10 of em) and getting stupid fuckin questions back like -
"Can you ask if we can order the chicken and fish n chips off the weekday menu please?"
Just choose one of the 8 starters, 8 mains off the Christmas menu and whether you want an afters or not ffs4 -
Forward planning…as opposed to backward…man_at_milletts said:valleynick66 said:More corporate 'BS'.
'Meeting cadence' and/or 'operating rhythm' !!
Don't you just mean how often and when?
'Proof of concept' - Does it work?2 -
Pronouncing Uruguy, Ooruguy0
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Choosing a snack that's so crunchy I can't hear the commentary.
Though now I've finished it and CAN hear them, I wish I had another bag(Tyrrells lentil crisps, sweet chilli, very nice)2 -
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Lentil crisps ! What’s happened to the world. 😉1
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They were on offer2
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How dare you!
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Working in a office with 3 other blokes who all hate football.
Heard just about every one in the book this morning
"Football players are a bunch of pansies" ✊️💦
"I don't want to waste my time watching a bunch of over paid prima donnas kicking around a bag of air" ✊️💦
"Rolling about on the floor coz of a chipped nail" ✊️💦
"You should watch a proper sport, rugby" ✊️💦
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This one winds me up the most:
“Football players are a bunch of pansies" ✊️
They’re not pansies, the ones they’re referring too who are diving on the floor are pretending to be hurt to get others booked, amazing this needs explaining.Also, from someone who’s played his whole life I rarely come off without cuts and bruises, and now I’m in my mid 30s, all manner of injuries including torn hamstrings, permanent ligament damage, tendinitis in my ankle and several broken bones.Get in the bin and let us enjoy.2 -
You should remind them about Bloodgate.1
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My oppo who is going on the most is a textbook bully and narcissistic, and is gonna get a smack in the mouth if he don't shut up.
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Micah Richards, does he ever stop laughing, he's not funny.0
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