That I live in a country where we’ve had to rename our local womens sewing group from ‘Bitch and Stitch’ to ‘Stitch and Chat’ but singing ‘ooh ahh up the RA’ is deemed perfectly acceptable.
That I live in a country where we’ve had to rename our local womens sewing group from ‘Bitch and Stitch’ to ‘Stitch and Chat’ but singing ‘ooh ahh up the RA’ is deemed perfectly acceptable.
FFS 🙄😠
I thought that there has been a huge backlash, and the players and officials have been falling overthemselves to apologise? I am getting my news from social media links, so I may be way off the mark?
The New Word Game on this forum where words are constantly reduced to 3 or 4 letters in length which presents no intellectual challenge at all. I've abandoned it.
The list of possible side effects that you get in packets of tablets.I take tablets for Parkinsons shakes,one of the side effects among 10000 others,is"may cause tremors"
That I live in a country where we’ve had to rename our local womens sewing group from ‘Bitch and Stitch’ to ‘Stitch and Chat’ but singing ‘ooh ahh up the RA’ is deemed perfectly acceptable.
FFS 🙄😠
I thought that there has been a huge backlash, and the players and officials have been falling overthemselves to apologise? I am getting my news from social media links, so I may be way off the mark?
The only backlash here is that more young people are singing it now.
Trying to open a fcking nappy sack. Then you finally think you've done it and it turns out it was just 2 nappy sacks stuck together. Shitty things.
Mate this was doing my swede in recently with bin bags and dog poo bags. Standing there like a lemon for minutes at a time trying to wrestle open the fuckers as my heart rate rose and vein in my temple throbbed in anger, frustration and despair.
Missus casually mentioned that you just need to lick your fingers and jobs a good un. Life changing moment and I've been a different person these past few weeks as a result.
Just need to master cling film now and I'll move a step closer to being a functioning adult.
Trying to open a fcking nappy sack. Then you finally think you've done it and it turns out it was just 2 nappy sacks stuck together. Shitty things.
Mate this was doing my swede in recently with bin bags and dog poo bags. Standing there like a lemon for minutes at a time trying to wrestle open the fuckers as my heart rate rose and vein in my temple throbbed in anger, frustration and despair.
Missus casually mentioned that you just need to lick your fingers and jobs a good un. Life changing moment and I've been a different person these past few weeks as a result.
Just need to master cling film now and I'll move a step closer to being a functioning adult.
Hmm, will give it a go but just have to remember to wash my hands after changing a shitty arse before I do 🤣
That I live in a country where we’ve had to rename our local womens sewing group from ‘Bitch and Stitch’ to ‘Stitch and Chat’ but singing ‘ooh ahh up the RA’ is deemed perfectly acceptable.
FFS 🙄😠
I thought that there has been a huge backlash, and the players and officials have been falling overthemselves to apologise? I am getting my news from social media links, so I may be way off the mark?
The only backlash here is that more young people are singing it now.
Ah - sorry, forgot that you were Johnny Foreigner...
That I live in a country where we’ve had to rename our local womens sewing group from ‘Bitch and Stitch’ to ‘Stitch and Chat’ but singing ‘ooh ahh up the RA’ is deemed perfectly acceptable.
FFS 🙄😠
I thought that there has been a huge backlash, and the players and officials have been falling overthemselves to apologise? I am getting my news from social media links, so I may be way off the mark?
The only backlash here is that more young people are singing it now.
Ah - sorry, forgot that you were Johnny Foreigner...
Trying to open a fcking nappy sack. Then you finally think you've done it and it turns out it was just 2 nappy sacks stuck together. Shitty things.
Mate this was doing my swede in recently with bin bags and dog poo bags. Standing there like a lemon for minutes at a time trying to wrestle open the fuckers as my heart rate rose and vein in my temple throbbed in anger, frustration and despair.
Missus casually mentioned that you just need to lick your fingers and jobs a good un. Life changing moment and I've been a different person these past few weeks as a result.
Just need to master cling film now and I'll move a step closer to being a functioning adult.
Hmm, will give it a go but just have to remember to wash my hands after changing a shitty arse before I do 🤣
Do what I do when I take my dog for a walk, open a couple of bags, using licked fingers, (no comments), before going out.
Screw the bags up individually before putting in your back pocket while still at home. My Kate Moss walking style separates said aperture allowing hand to be placed inside even on the coldest of day.
Screw the bags up individually before putting in your back pocket while still at home. My Kate Moss walking style separates said aperture allowing hand to be placed inside even on the coldest of day.
The list of possible side effects that you get in packets of tablets.I take tablets for Parkinsons shakes,one of the side effects among 10000 others,is"may cause tremors"
When I met with the consultant just before surgery last year, amongst the many side effects that may occur, he casually mentioned one of them was death!
The list of possible side effects that you get in packets of tablets.I take tablets for Parkinsons shakes,one of the side effects among 10000 others,is"may cause tremors"
When I met with the consultant just before surgery last year, amongst the many side effects that may occur, he casually mentioned one of them was death!
Blimey,that was a morale boosting statement to make especially as most people undergoing surgery are very apprehensive.
Went out on the decking this morning to find that a 🦊 had diarrhoead on the cover of our garden furniture. To do this, the wanker had to jump from the decking onto the chair concerned, gather itself before unleashing a gush of liquid excrement 😡 from its smelly ‘arris.
If I find out which one it was, I’m going straight round to its den and unloading my guts on that family’s garden furniture, see how they like it.
Went out on the decking this morning to find that a 🦊 had diarrhoead on the cover of our garden furniture. To do this, the wanker had to jump from the decking onto the chair concerned, gather itself before unleashing a gush of liquid excrement 😡 from its smelly ‘arris.
If I find out which one it was, I’m going straight round to its den and unloading my guts on that family’s garden furniture, see how they like it.
Boggis, Bunce and Bean, one fat, one short, one lean....
It annoys me when people are verbally really loud on the toilet in a working environment/public bathrooms.
Just do the embaressing noisy gas/shotgun poo with powerful force...and leave it there. We all do it every now and again.
There's no need to verbally make it sound like you are either in pain or you are on the receiving end of a sexual act. You are just pushing waste out from your body.
While on the toilet, why not get your phone out, cut the noise off stay quiet and relax
It annoys me when people are verbally really loud on the toilet in a working environment/public bathrooms.
Just do the embaressing noisy gas/shotgun poo with powerful force...and leave it there. We all do it every now and again.
There's no need to verbally make it sound like you are either in pain or you are on the receiving end of a sexual act. You are just pushing waste out from your body.
While on the toilet, why not get your phone out, cut the noise off stay quiet and relax
That's my workplace routine. Sometime's I'm too relaxed though and the lights go out. At that point I have to quickly dash out of the cubical to reactivate the lights and dash back in before anyone comes in sees me with my pants around my ankles. It is so annoying.
advert on Youtube that keeps cropping up. Totaljobs with "get the right job at the right pay" with this annoying ginger girl from america talking to her granny on zoom.
The bit where she says "it runs in the family" should be covered by any computer insurance as its so difficult not to punch the fucking screen.
Road works that don't create a bottleneck but has a warning triangle stuck in the road before you arrive that blocks the road making it single lane traffic to get round the sign!!
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Mate this was doing my swede in recently with bin bags and dog poo bags. Standing there like a lemon for minutes at a time trying to wrestle open the fuckers as my heart rate rose and vein in my temple throbbed in anger, frustration and despair.
Missus casually mentioned that you just need to lick your fingers and jobs a good un. Life changing moment and I've been a different person these past few weeks as a result.
Just need to master cling film now and I'll move a step closer to being a functioning adult.
My Kate Moss walking style separates said aperture allowing hand to be placed inside even on the coldest of day.
If I find out which one it was, I’m going straight round to its den and unloading my guts on that family’s garden furniture, see how they like it.
Just do the embaressing noisy gas/shotgun poo with powerful force...and leave it there. We all do it every now and again.
There's no need to verbally make it sound like you are either in pain or you are on the receiving end of a sexual act.
You are just pushing waste out from your body.
While on the toilet, why not get your phone out, cut the noise off stay quiet and relax
They laugh about it but won’t tell him 🤷♀️🤣🤣
It makes him sound ancient.
The bit where she says "it runs in the family" should be covered by any computer insurance as its so difficult not to punch the fucking screen.