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iaitch said:Micah Richards, does he ever stop laughing, he's not funny.
Have to wonder what he does with his left hand with biceps that big.
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Weights probably.man_at_milletts said:iaitch said:Micah Richards, does he ever stop laughing, he's not funny.
Have to wonder what he does with his left hand with biceps that big.4 -
MrOneLung said:
Weights probably.man_at_milletts said:iaitch said:Micah Richards, does he ever stop laughing, he's not funny.
Have to wonder what he does with his left hand with biceps that big.
Oh yeh, never thought of that
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Betting firms offering a super boost even though you can get a better price with another firm.
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When good songs are murdered by some simpering singer (usually, but not exclusively female) warbling over a sickly twee piano track. The said recording is then appropriated by some billion dollar corporation to accompany an advert designed to make whatever despicable, heartless money grabbing organisation it is, look and sound like the worlds most benevolent Christmas charideee. This years abomination is Only You. A great original song by Yazoo, that was good enough to stand a poor but mildly amusing acapella cover by the Flying Pickets. Now it's been absolutely ruined by the crass commercial coupling of the worlds biggest burger bar and a shit singer with sad pianoforte. I absolutely despise this shit. My only hope is that Vince Clarke earns enough out of this to buy a new synthesizer, hunts down the perpetrators Bryan Mills style and one by one smashes all of them over the head with it.12
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Loosing a button off of your shirt and then realising the cotton thread has all but perished on the other buttons.
Huge sewing session ensues ... Huh, what's it coming too? And to think some of my shirts are not even ten years old.
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Alison Hammond. What's her 'talent'? She just seems to crop up on vacuous filler shows laughing too loudly at things that AREN'T FUCKING FUNNY.4
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TK Maxx advert1
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Sounds like you've just described Micah Richards.IdleHans said:Alison Hammond. What's her 'talent'? She just seems to crop up on vacuous filler shows laughing too loudly at things that AREN'T FUCKING FUNNY.3 - Sponsored links:
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Getting on the train at commuter times, the people that leave their bag on a seat, they can see it’s busy but they pretend they haven’t seen you and force you to ask them to move it.7
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Well, you never see them together, do you?O-Randy-Hunt said:
Sounds like you've just described Micah Richards.IdleHans said:Alison Hammond. What's her 'talent'? She just seems to crop up on vacuous filler shows laughing too loudly at things that AREN'T FUCKING FUNNY.3 -
Great tune though 👍🏼Gribbo said:TK Maxx advert1 -
Not being able to go into a cafe or restaurant, shopping Mall, without having to endure pounding Muzak!
it’s very unlikely that whoever decides on the playlists, that they’ll appeal to many, other than 6 year olds!
Perhaps if it’s 10pm and one’s seated in what the owner of said establishment’s believes to be a ‘Groove’ it might have some validity!
However if I’m having an Americano at 9:30am ‘Groove’ or no ‘Groove’ I really don’t need pounding Muzak!
Are we fearful of silence and therefore need to believe, we’re at where it’s at, at all times?1 -
just to save anyone else a googlesillav nitram said:Not being able to go into a cafe or restaurant, shopping Mall, without having to endure pounding Muzak!
it’s very unlikely that whoever decides on the playlists, that they’ll appeal to many, other than 6 year olds!
Perhaps if it’s 10pm and one’s seated in what the owner of said establishment’s believes to be a ‘Groove’ it might have some validity!
However if I’m having an Americano at 9:30am ‘Groove’ or no ‘Groove’ I really don’t need pounding Muzak!
Are we fearful of silence and therefore need to believe, we’re at where it’s at, at all times?
"Muzak is an American brand of background music played in retail stores and other public establishments."
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I think most would know that Dave, the term has been around long enough to have crossed the Atlantic by now.cafcdave123 said:
just to save anyone else a googlesillav nitram said:Not being able to go into a cafe or restaurant, shopping Mall, without having to endure pounding Muzak!
it’s very unlikely that whoever decides on the playlists, that they’ll appeal to many, other than 6 year olds!
Perhaps if it’s 10pm and one’s seated in what the owner of said establishment’s believes to be a ‘Groove’ it might have some validity!
However if I’m having an Americano at 9:30am ‘Groove’ or no ‘Groove’ I really don’t need pounding Muzak!
Are we fearful of silence and therefore need to believe, we’re at where it’s at, at all times?
"Muzak is an American brand of background music played in retail stores and other public establishments."1 -
Related to that, and a particular "problem" in bars in seaside resorts where 95% of the clientele are over 45, but the staff insist on putting on some MTV type channel that is aimed at 12 year old girls.4
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He will lose his s**t when he finds out about that new fangled "jazz" musicsillav nitram said:
I think most would know that Dave, the term has been around long enough to have crossed the Atlantic.cafcdave123 said:
just to save anyone else a googlesillav nitram said:Not being able to go into a cafe or restaurant, shopping Mall, without having to endure pounding Muzak!
it’s very unlikely that whoever decides on the playlists, that they’ll appeal to many, other than 6 year olds!
Perhaps if it’s 10pm and one’s seated in what the owner of said establishment’s believes to be a ‘Groove’ it might have some validity!
However if I’m having an Americano at 9:30am ‘Groove’ or no ‘Groove’ I really don’t need pounding Muzak!
Are we fearful of silence and therefore need to believe, we’re at where it’s at, at all times?
"Muzak is an American brand of background music played in retail stores and other public establishments."2 -
I have honestly never heard of it.2
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Kevin bloody Bacon3
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I think I realised today, that said Muzak is more for staff to be in the ‘Groove’ rather than clientele @AlgarveaddickAlgarveaddick said:Related to that, and a particular "problem" in bars in seaside resorts where 95% of the clientele are over 45, but the staff insist on putting on some MTV type channel that is aimed at 12 year old girls.1 -
Me either. Thought he was the filthy bastard that broke Matty Holmes leg.cafcdave123 said:I have honestly never heard of it.6 -
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Realising almost all my cultural references are a good 20 years out of date. I expected a 30 year old to "get" a Bangles lyric today.
(Ok just looked it up, nearly 40 years out of date. Pretty sure I'm due for the knackers yard now)3 -
Set to get even worse with the constant sound of sleigh bells and Ronnie bloody Ronette and the Ronettes hammering out the Phil Spectre wall of sound - without the wall of sound - just the high frequencies. Jingle Bells rock, my arse.sillav nitram said:Not being able to go into a cafe or restaurant, shopping Mall, without having to endure pounding Muzak!
it’s very unlikely that whoever decides on the playlists, that they’ll appeal to many, other than 6 year olds!
Perhaps if it’s 10pm and one’s seated in what the owner of said establishment’s believes to be a ‘Groove’ it might have some validity!
However if I’m having an Americano at 9:30am ‘Groove’ or no ‘Groove’ I really don’t need pounding Muzak!
Are we fearful of silence and therefore need to believe, we’re at where it’s at, at all times?1 -
Totally Agree.Raith_C_Chattonell said:
Set to get even worse with the constant sound of sleigh bells and Ronnie bloody Ronette and the Ronettes hammering out the Phil Spectre wall of sound - without the wall of sound - just the high frequencies. Jingle Bells rock, my arse.sillav nitram said:Not being able to go into a cafe or restaurant, shopping Mall, without having to endure pounding Muzak!
it’s very unlikely that whoever decides on the playlists, that they’ll appeal to many, other than 6 year olds!
Perhaps if it’s 10pm and one’s seated in what the owner of said establishment’s believes to be a ‘Groove’ it might have some validity!
However if I’m having an Americano at 9:30am ‘Groove’ or no ‘Groove’ I really don’t need pounding Muzak!
Are we fearful of silence and therefore need to believe, we’re at where it’s at, at all times?
It's very presumptuous of those that drag out the shite repetition every year of Christmas bollox, that everyone wants it!
Shove it up yer arse as far as I'm concerned.
Oh yes and one more time, 'So, here it is Merry Fucking Christmas everybody's having fun' you having a larf, are we F...1 -
I went to my local Co Op last night not long before the England game. They were playing some some awful contrived football 'tunes' that seemed to mainly feature the blokey chanting of 'Come On England'. Presumably in the hope of selling a few more tins of Carlsberg or whatever else passes for English beer these days.sillav nitram said:Not being able to go into a cafe or restaurant, shopping Mall, without having to endure pounding Muzak!
it’s very unlikely that whoever decides on the playlists, that they’ll appeal to many, other than 6 year olds!
Perhaps if it’s 10pm and one’s seated in what the owner of said establishment’s believes to be a ‘Groove’ it might have some validity!
However if I’m having an Americano at 9:30am ‘Groove’ or no ‘Groove’ I really don’t need pounding Muzak!
Are we fearful of silence and therefore need to believe, we’re at where it’s at, at all times?
When I got to the till, I said to the bloke serving, "blimey mate, have you had to listen to that rubbish all day"? "Thank's" he responded, "I've been trying to ignore it since I got here, but now it's right back in my head". Lesson learned; if you can't stop the music (and nobody can stop the music) it's probably best not to mention the music.3 -
In the same vein - fucking Rylan. Talentless arse.IdleHans said:Alison Hammond. What's her 'talent'? She just seems to crop up on vacuous filler shows laughing too loudly at things that AREN'T FUCKING FUNNY.4 -
His arse is probably very talented. Or at least, well practiced...In the same vein - fucking Rylan. Talentless arse3 -
Danny Murphy (for so many reasons but he’s even managing to spoil Poland v Argentina 😠4
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