The Alexa advert where the bad loser girl comes in having lost a game of football and strops up to her room without even speaking to her parents.
Mum is then awoken to a sound outside and asks Alexa what the time is. 4:40am is the reply. 4 fuckin’ 40am.
Mum looks outside and sees daughter kicking a ball against a wall in the garden. Remember it’s 4:40am.
So what does mum do next?
No, she doesn’t shout at her daughter to get inside immediately before she wakes the whole sodding street up. Nor does she go outside herself, clip her daughter round the ear and demand she go indoors.
Instead, mum asks Alexa to activate the outside floodlight just in case the whole street wasn’t already awake, so that her daughter can continue honing her skills.
Gala Bingo ad on TV. Makes out it's a big game of friends. No it ain't it's an insular game you play on your phone or tablet. When do you get to meet all of these people?
The Alexa advert where the bad loser girl comes in having lost a game of football and strops up to her room without even speaking to her parents.
Mum is then awoken to a sound outside and asks Alexa what the time is. 4:40am is the reply. 4 fuckin’ 40am.
Mum looks outside and sees daughter kicking a ball against a wall in the garden. Remember it’s 4:40am.
So what does mum do next?
No, she doesn’t shout at her daughter to get inside immediately before she wakes the whole sodding street up. Nor does she go outside herself, clip her daughter round the ear and demand she go indoors.
Instead, mum asks Alexa to activate the outside floodlight just in case the whole street wasn’t already awake, so that her daughter can continue honing her skills.
Or that they're watching you when you have a tommy?
A story I heard a while back from a client of mine and her boyfriend, was that after he collected his son from his ex Mrs' house, they got home and put his sons Alexa on to listen to music or whatever, and they could here his ex Mrs and her boyfriend having a conversation (they also have an Alexa). I don't know anything about them, but that's what they said.
Something else is that they're always listening, even when you ain't actually talking to them.
It wouldn't bother me personally. I don't really care who's listening in on me tbh, but I'm sure there's people who have them who would be bothered
Or that they're watching you when you have a tommy?
A story I heard a while back from a client of mine and her boyfriend, was that after he collected his son from his ex Mrs' house, they got home and put his sons Alexa on to listen to music or whatever, and they could here his ex Mrs and her boyfriend having a conversation (they also have an Alexa). I don't know anything about them, but that's what they said.
Something else is that they're always listening, even when you ain't actually talking to them.
It wouldn't bother me personally. I don't really care who's listening in on me tbh, but I'm sure there's people who have them who would be bothered
they have to listen all the time or they would not hear you say 'hey alexa' or whatever activates it
Or that they're watching you when you have a tommy?
A story I heard a while back from a client of mine and her boyfriend, was that after he collected his son from his ex Mrs' house, they got home and put his sons Alexa on to listen to music or whatever, and they could here his ex Mrs and her boyfriend having a conversation (they also have an Alexa). I don't know anything about them, but that's what they said.
Something else is that they're always listening, even when you ain't actually talking to them.
It wouldn't bother me personally. I don't really care who's listening in on me tbh, but I'm sure there's people who have them who would be bothered
they have to listen all the time or they would not hear you say 'hey alexa' or whatever activates it
Having to chase an outcome from a job interview. Promised a decision and to be told by Friday gone. Still waiting despite emails and phone calls requesting the outcome.
Anyone who thinks of, scripts or states the word 'housebarrassment'. You utter ninnyhammers - I will never, ever step inside your store again.
The concept is ludicrous.
Friends they haven’t seen for a while announce they’re going to visit and because of their ‘housebarrassment’ they have an entire brand new kitchen fitted. May I suggest that you actually look after this new kitchen and clean it once in a while, you soapy tits.
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Mum is then awoken to a sound outside and asks Alexa what the time is. 4:40am is the reply. 4 fuckin’ 40am.
Mum looks outside and sees daughter kicking a ball against a wall in the garden. Remember it’s 4:40am.
So what does mum do next?
No, she doesn’t shout at her daughter to get inside immediately before she wakes the whole sodding street up. Nor does she go outside herself, clip her daughter round the ear and demand she go indoors.
Instead, mum asks Alexa to activate the outside floodlight just in case the whole street wasn’t already awake, so that her daughter can continue honing her skills.
Utter bollocks.
Agreed, glad she don't live next door to me.
FBI related?
Or that they're watching you when you have a tommy?
Something else is that they're always listening, even when you ain't actually talking to them.
It wouldn't bother me personally. I don't really care who's listening in on me tbh, but I'm sure there's people who have them who would be bothered
Friends they haven’t seen for a while announce they’re going to visit and because of their ‘housebarrassment’ they have an entire brand new kitchen fitted. May I suggest that you actually look after this new kitchen and clean it once in a while, you soapy tits.
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