Fucking boot marks again on one at work and shit behind the toilet. Absolutely disgusting. I know exactly who it will have been, but proving it is difficult despite knowing means I can't rip them a new one (not that they need another arsehole given the coverage their one can achieve)
Fair one, go to the toilet in a primal way, but have the decency to clean up after yourself. In this particular bog there is no shortage of equipment to deal with an emergency situation of accident yet it is left to spread disease to normal humans
Fucking boot marks again on one at work and shit behind the toilet. Absolutely disgusting. I know exactly who it will have been, but proving it is difficult despite knowing means I can't rip them a new one (not that they need another arsehole given the coverage their one can achieve)
Fair one, go to the toilet in a primal way, but have the decency to clean up after yourself. In this particular bog there is no shortage of equipment to deal with an emergency situation of accident yet it is left to spread disease to normal humans
Wait, what? He puts the seat down, puts his feet on the seat and then sits on top of the toilet with his arse hanging over the back? And then just leaves the shit on the floor?
Afraid to say standing at or on toilets is what some Indians do. Experienced this in India 3 years ago. They don't want the west modernising them away from their ways. Have seen on some northern service stations signs asking people not to stand on toilets.
I once worked for a company that traded in the LME and their office toilets all had these signs as the toilet seats kept being broken by staff using them wrong
Trying to get a GP appointment. Getting a GP appointment and it being cancelled an hour beforehand. Telephone appointments instead of actually seeing your GP.
Afraid to say standing at or on toilets is what some Indians do. Experienced this in India 3 years ago. They don't want the west modernising them away from their ways. Have seen on some northern service stations signs asking people not to stand on toilets.
I once worked for a company that traded in the LME and their office toilets all had these signs as the toilet seats kept being broken by staff using them wrong
I’m not sure the one on the left is wrong?
I often take up that position when I have a large Mersey Salmon in the departure lounge, stops arse from getting wet.
Wait, what? He puts the seat down, puts his feet on the seat and then sits on top of the toilet with his arse hanging over the back? And then just leaves the shit on the floor?
Ive never heard anything like that before.
Yeah its Africans and Sub continental Asians that squat on the toilet seat and depending on how loose whatever they are birthing is it either goes in the pan and only a bit on the seat or it cakes the wall behind the toilet. It makes me fucking sick to be honest.
I have a soft spot for toilet humour but this is just disgusting and I've been screaming all day as I now work at somewhere I would get in trouble for suggesting that the blatant culprits get dealt with and made to either use a latrine they dig themselves or go to the toilet properly
Fucking boot marks again on one at work and shit behind the toilet. Absolutely disgusting. I know exactly who it will have been, but proving it is difficult despite knowing means I can't rip them a new one (not that they need another arsehole given the coverage their one can achieve)
Fair one, go to the toilet in a primal way, but have the decency to clean up after yourself. In this particular bog there is no shortage of equipment to deal with an emergency situation of accident yet it is left to spread disease to normal humans
So, people wear fucking boots at your work - are you in a brothel?
Trying to get a GP appointment. Getting a GP appointment and it being cancelled an hour beforehand. Telephone appointments instead of actually seeing your GP.
Was twatted off my motorcycle 4 weeks ago (again) cant say too much because of litigation. Sparked out, woke up as a witness called ambulance, the controller wanted to ‘assess’ me while I was lying in the road unable to move, asked the guy to put phone on speaker in front of me, I still had crash helmet on, I couldn’t remember my name, never mind anything else. They assessed me as a three, police turned up 15 mins later, saw the state of me and prioritised the call. In total I was lying in the road unable to move (they thought I’d fractured my back and pelvis) for 45 minutes. This is the state of our underfunded fucking NHS. And yes I’m fucking angry about it.
Fucking boot marks again on one at work and shit behind the toilet. Absolutely disgusting. I know exactly who it will have been, but proving it is difficult despite knowing means I can't rip them a new one (not that they need another arsehole given the coverage their one can achieve)
Fair one, go to the toilet in a primal way, but have the decency to clean up after yourself. In this particular bog there is no shortage of equipment to deal with an emergency situation of accident yet it is left to spread disease to normal humans
Can you not take a photo of the boot mark, get it printed up, place on the notice board and ask earnestly for the owner to desist from shitting all over the show? Basic detective work really, no need to find the perpetrator, just a gentle warning. If nothing else it'll get the office talking ... and checking out each others footwear.
Fucking boot marks again on one at work and shit behind the toilet. Absolutely disgusting. I know exactly who it will have been, but proving it is difficult despite knowing means I can't rip them a new one (not that they need another arsehole given the coverage their one can achieve)
Fair one, go to the toilet in a primal way, but have the decency to clean up after yourself. In this particular bog there is no shortage of equipment to deal with an emergency situation of accident yet it is left to spread disease to normal humans
Can you not take a photo of the boot mark, get it printed up, place on the notice board and ask earnestly for the owner to desist from shitting all over the show? Basic detective work really, no need to find the perpetrator, just a gentle warning. If nothing else it'll get the office talking ... and checking out each others footwear.
It would be ok if this was an office environment, that said office workers don't seem to behave much better in communal toilets.
Thing is, I'm all for getting a picture of a particularly messy, bloody poo that one of my pals has done as much as that makes me retch I also find that really funny. Do the dump, take the snap, send it to your friends at mealtime and clear the mess up. Don't leave your entrails all over the cubicle to spread disease
Trying to get a GP appointment. Getting a GP appointment and it being cancelled an hour beforehand. Telephone appointments instead of actually seeing your GP.
Was twatted off my motorcycle 4 weeks ago (again) cant say too much because of litigation. Sparked out, woke up as a witness called ambulance, the controller wanted to ‘assess’ me while I was lying in the road unable to move, asked the guy to put phone on speaker in front of me, I still had crash helmet on, I couldn’t remember my name, never mind anything else. They assessed me as a three, police turned up 15 mins later, saw the state of me and prioritised the call. In total I was lying in the road unable to move (they thought I’d fractured my back and pelvis) for 45 minutes. This is the state of our underfunded fucking NHS. And yes I’m fucking angry about it.
Trying to get a GP appointment. Getting a GP appointment and it being cancelled an hour beforehand. Telephone appointments instead of actually seeing your GP.
Was twatted off my motorcycle 4 weeks ago (again) cant say too much because of litigation. Sparked out, woke up as a witness called ambulance, the controller wanted to ‘assess’ me while I was lying in the road unable to move, asked the guy to put phone on speaker in front of me, I still had crash helmet on, I couldn’t remember my name, never mind anything else. They assessed me as a three, police turned up 15 mins later, saw the state of me and prioritised the call. In total I was lying in the road unable to move (they thought I’d fractured my back and pelvis) for 45 minutes. This is the state of our underfunded fucking NHS. And yes I’m fucking angry about it.
Blimey - hope you are recovering ok.
Yes thanks mate, taken to Pembury hospital in Kent because that was the only place that had a surgeon that could operate on a fractured pelvis, a full body scan revealed luckily nothing broken, so got away lightly, had to sleep sitting up for a week, couldn’t move, still only 60% head/neck rotation but now walking ok, was living on morphine and diazepam. Im still immortal....so far!
Trying to get a GP appointment. Getting a GP appointment and it being cancelled an hour beforehand. Telephone appointments instead of actually seeing your GP.
Was twatted off my motorcycle 4 weeks ago (again) cant say too much because of litigation. Sparked out, woke up as a witness called ambulance, the controller wanted to ‘assess’ me while I was lying in the road unable to move, asked the guy to put phone on speaker in front of me, I still had crash helmet on, I couldn’t remember my name, never mind anything else. They assessed me as a three, police turned up 15 mins later, saw the state of me and prioritised the call. In total I was lying in the road unable to move (they thought I’d fractured my back and pelvis) for 45 minutes. This is the state of our underfunded fucking NHS. And yes I’m fucking angry about it.
Blimey - hope you are recovering ok.
Yes thanks mate, taken to Pembury hospital in Kent because that was the only place that had a surgeon that could operate on a fractured pelvis, a full body scan revealed luckily nothing broken, so got away lightly, had to sleep sitting up for a week, couldn’t move, still only 60% head/neck rotation but now walking ok, was living on morphine and diazepam. Im still immortal....so far!
That's horrible to read, hope you are properly healed soon.
Trying to get a GP appointment. Getting a GP appointment and it being cancelled an hour beforehand. Telephone appointments instead of actually seeing your GP.
Was twatted off my motorcycle 4 weeks ago (again) cant say too much because of litigation. Sparked out, woke up as a witness called ambulance, the controller wanted to ‘assess’ me while I was lying in the road unable to move, asked the guy to put phone on speaker in front of me, I still had crash helmet on, I couldn’t remember my name, never mind anything else. They assessed me as a three, police turned up 15 mins later, saw the state of me and prioritised the call. In total I was lying in the road unable to move (they thought I’d fractured my back and pelvis) for 45 minutes. This is the state of our underfunded fucking NHS. And yes I’m fucking angry about it.
Blimey - hope you are recovering ok.
Yes thanks mate, taken to Pembury hospital in Kent because that was the only place that had a surgeon that could operate on a fractured pelvis, a full body scan revealed luckily nothing broken, so got away lightly, had to sleep sitting up for a week, couldn’t move, still only 60% head/neck rotation but now walking ok, was living on morphine and diazepam. Im still immortal....so far!
Wait, what? He puts the seat down, puts his feet on the seat and then sits on top of the toilet with his arse hanging over the back? And then just leaves the shit on the floor?
Ive never heard anything like that before.
Yeah its Africans and Sub continental Asians that squat on the toilet seat and depending on how loose whatever they are birthing is it either goes in the pan and only a bit on the seat or it cakes the wall behind the toilet. It makes me fucking sick to be honest.
I have a soft spot for toilet humour but this is just disgusting and I've been screaming all day as I now work at somewhere I would get in trouble for suggesting that the blatant culprits get dealt with and made to either use a latrine they dig themselves or go to the toilet properly
Have you found any false fingernails stuck to the wall?
The fear put into people by pharmaceutical companies that pumping chemicals into your animals on a annual basis will prevent them getting ill.
When a simple blood (Titre) test will tell you the levels of immunity in your dog already and that it not necessary and simple things like Garlic (fleas) and Damascus Earth ((worms) will prevent the same nasties.
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Fucking boot marks again on one at work and shit behind the toilet. Absolutely disgusting. I know exactly who it will have been, but proving it is difficult despite knowing means I can't rip them a new one (not that they need another arsehole given the coverage their one can achieve)
Fair one, go to the toilet in a primal way, but have the decency to clean up after yourself. In this particular bog there is no shortage of equipment to deal with an emergency situation of accident yet it is left to spread disease to normal humans
Ive never heard anything like that before.
Have seen on some northern service stations signs asking people not to stand on toilets.
Getting a GP appointment and it being cancelled an hour beforehand.
Telephone appointments instead of actually seeing your GP.
I often take up that position when I have a large Mersey Salmon in the departure lounge, stops arse from getting wet.
I have a soft spot for toilet humour but this is just disgusting and I've been screaming all day as I now work at somewhere I would get in trouble for suggesting that the blatant culprits get dealt with and made to either use a latrine they dig themselves or go to the toilet properly
In total I was lying in the road unable to move (they thought I’d fractured my back and pelvis) for 45 minutes. This is the state of our underfunded fucking NHS. And yes I’m fucking angry about it.
Thing is, I'm all for getting a picture of a particularly messy, bloody poo that one of my pals has done as much as that makes me retch I also find that really funny. Do the dump, take the snap, send it to your friends at mealtime and clear the mess up. Don't leave your entrails all over the cubicle to spread disease
Im still immortal....so far!
’hello hooman, I haz smoll legz.’
Really concerning an adult would do that.
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