there was a bloke with a suitcase on the station platform when i pulled into Farringdon this morning. he wasn't getting on that train so just stood there in the middle of the platform with a smug 'I'm not moving' look on his face.
prick was wearing a manky brown leather bomber jacket with a suit ffs
People who tell me it’s alright when our 8 week old puppy tries to chew on their fingers (he’s being carried atm) It’s not alright ffs, just like it’s not alright for my 5 year old 56kg male to chew on your arm now he’s bigger. That’s why I teach them while they’re puppies, now feck off 😂
Jeans with holes in the knees as a fashion statement/fad.
Are they out of fashion now? No wonder that woman looked at me in disgust when I sat opposite her on the train with my knees in the 10-2 positive and a hole in the crotch of my jeans. I really must keep up with latest trends. 😉
When you hit the quote button, accidentally move the cursor up into the grey box around the quote, and then the cursor wont shift back to the white bit...
Kids and pushchairs in Coffee shops. Go and drink in M&S or Burger King with your screaming kids and leave me in peace to enjoy my Cortado.
Quote boxes like this...
Anyway - young people go to "Coffee Shops", and young people attract screaming kids. So they can stay there with you Mike, and I can go to M&S with the coffin dodgers, where the volume is still loud - due to a lack of hearing aids - but at least it's constant.
Jeans with holes in the knees as a fashion statement/fad.
Are they out of fashion now? No wonder that woman looked at me in disgust when I sat opposite her on the train with my knees in the 10-2 positive and a hole in the crotch of my jeans. I really must keep up with latest trends. 😉
Jeans with holes in the knees as a fashion statement/fad.
Are they out of fashion now? No wonder that woman looked at me in disgust when I sat opposite her on the train with my knees in the 10-2 positive and a hole in the crotch of my jeans. I really must keep up with latest trends. 😉
Jeans with holes in the knees as a fashion statement/fad.
Are they out of fashion now? No wonder that woman looked at me in disgust when I sat opposite her on the train with my knees in the 10-2 positive and a hole in the crotch of my jeans. I really must keep up with latest trends. 😉
When you hit the quote button, accidentally move the cursor up into the grey box around the quote, and then the cursor wont shift back to the white bit... Oh fuck it
BT Sport. watched the end of the Chelsea Arsenal match the other day and for the last 2 minutes of injury time they put up a picture in picture taking up a third of the screen with David Luiz (who had earlier been sent off) sitting in a cupboard watching the end of the same match on a tv.
Leather sofas. Crap in winter as cold crap in summer as hot
I bought a new leather suite a couple of months ago. The salesman told me that the leather or whatever they do to the leather has improved enormously in the last 20 years. The leather is no longer cold in winter and hot in summer.
As far as mine is concerned, he is right about the winter.
On the leather seat thing, friends just got a new car with leather seats paying a fortune for the car. They decided that heated seats was an option for soft southerners (she is from Sunderland)
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there was a bloke with a suitcase on the station platform when i pulled into Farringdon this morning. he wasn't getting on that train so just stood there in the middle of the platform with a smug 'I'm not moving' look on his face.
prick was wearing a manky brown leather bomber jacket with a suit ffs
We should be standing on the end of the platform, notebook and camera at the ready
Crap in winter as cold crap in summer as hot
The salesman told me that the leather or whatever they do to the leather has improved enormously in the last 20 years.
The leather is no longer cold in winter and hot in summer.
As far as mine is concerned, he is right about the winter.
Hearing about things that will happen during "twenny twenny" is particularly grating.
Sooo wrong.
And footballers doing so and plastering it over social media.
Like it or loathe it the glottal stop is part of the London way.