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Men who can't use a toilet properly
Fucking boot marks again on one at work and shit behind the toilet. Absolutely disgusting. I know exactly who it will have been, but proving it is difficult despite knowing means I can't rip them a new one (not that they need another arsehole given the coverage their one can achieve)
Fair one, go to the toilet in a primal way, but have the decency to clean up after yourself. In this particular bog there is no shortage of equipment to deal with an emergency situation of accident yet it is left to spread disease to normal humans0 -
Eh?Carter said:Men who can't use a toilet properly
Fucking boot marks again on one at work and shit behind the toilet. Absolutely disgusting. I know exactly who it will have been, but proving it is difficult despite knowing means I can't rip them a new one (not that they need another arsehole given the coverage their one can achieve)
Fair one, go to the toilet in a primal way, but have the decency to clean up after yourself. In this particular bog there is no shortage of equipment to deal with an emergency situation of accident yet it is left to spread disease to normal humans2 -
...thought you meant a dribble on the floor0
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Wait, what? He puts the seat down, puts his feet on the seat and then sits on top of the toilet with his arse hanging over the back? And then just leaves the shit on the floor?
Ive never heard anything like that before.3 -
Afraid to say standing at or on toilets is what some Indians do. Experienced this in India 3 years ago. They don't want the west modernising them away from their ways.
Have seen on some northern service stations signs asking people not to stand on toilets.0 -
I once worked for a company that traded in the LME and their office toilets all had these signs as the toilet seats kept being broken by staff using them wrong
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Trying to get a GP appointment.
Getting a GP appointment and it being cancelled an hour beforehand.
Telephone appointments instead of actually seeing your GP.3 -
Brexit has sorted all this out!bolloxbolder said:Afraid to say standing at or on toilets is what some Indians do. Experienced this in India 3 years ago. They don't want the west modernising them away from their ways.
Have seen on some northern service stations signs asking people not to stand on toilets.2 -
I’m not sure the one on the left is wrong?cafcdave123 said:I once worked for a company that traded in the LME and their office toilets all had these signs as the toilet seats kept being broken by staff using them wrong
I often take up that position when I have a large Mersey Salmon in the departure lounge, stops arse from getting wet.0 -
Yeah its Africans and Sub continental Asians that squat on the toilet seat and depending on how loose whatever they are birthing is it either goes in the pan and only a bit on the seat or it cakes the wall behind the toilet. It makes me fucking sick to be honest.ValleyGary said:Wait, what? He puts the seat down, puts his feet on the seat and then sits on top of the toilet with his arse hanging over the back? And then just leaves the shit on the floor?
Ive never heard anything like that before.
I have a soft spot for toilet humour but this is just disgusting and I've been screaming all day as I now work at somewhere I would get in trouble for suggesting that the blatant culprits get dealt with and made to either use a latrine they dig themselves or go to the toilet properly1 -
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So, people wear fucking boots at your work - are you in a brothel?Carter said:Men who can't use a toilet properly
Fucking boot marks again on one at work and shit behind the toilet. Absolutely disgusting. I know exactly who it will have been, but proving it is difficult despite knowing means I can't rip them a new one (not that they need another arsehole given the coverage their one can achieve)
Fair one, go to the toilet in a primal way, but have the decency to clean up after yourself. In this particular bog there is no shortage of equipment to deal with an emergency situation of accident yet it is left to spread disease to normal humans0 -
Was twatted off my motorcycle 4 weeks ago (again) cant say too much because of litigation. Sparked out, woke up as a witness called ambulance, the controller wanted to ‘assess’ me while I was lying in the road unable to move, asked the guy to put phone on speaker in front of me, I still had crash helmet on, I couldn’t remember my name, never mind anything else. They assessed me as a three, police turned up 15 mins later, saw the state of me and prioritised the call.Wilma said:Trying to get a GP appointment.
Getting a GP appointment and it being cancelled an hour beforehand.
Telephone appointments instead of actually seeing your GP.
In total I was lying in the road unable to move (they thought I’d fractured my back and pelvis) for 45 minutes. This is the state of our underfunded fucking NHS. And yes I’m fucking angry about it.4 -
Can you not take a photo of the boot mark, get it printed up, place on the notice board and ask earnestly for the owner to desist from shitting all over the show? Basic detective work really, no need to find the perpetrator, just a gentle warning. If nothing else it'll get the office talking ... and checking out each others footwear.Carter said:Men who can't use a toilet properly
Fucking boot marks again on one at work and shit behind the toilet. Absolutely disgusting. I know exactly who it will have been, but proving it is difficult despite knowing means I can't rip them a new one (not that they need another arsehole given the coverage their one can achieve)
Fair one, go to the toilet in a primal way, but have the decency to clean up after yourself. In this particular bog there is no shortage of equipment to deal with an emergency situation of accident yet it is left to spread disease to normal humans1 -
Maybe take your ankle bracelet off before you enter the store boutique?sillav nitram said:Over zealous shop assistants who pounce the minute you step over the threshold, ‘Can I help you sir’ FFS!
Or snooty assistants who work in fashion designer labels and look down their nose when you enter.
Err, Hello, your an f ing shop assistant, crawl back up yer backside please and take that smirk with you!0 -
It would be ok if this was an office environment, that said office workers don't seem to behave much better in communal toilets.Raith_C_Chattonell said:
Can you not take a photo of the boot mark, get it printed up, place on the notice board and ask earnestly for the owner to desist from shitting all over the show? Basic detective work really, no need to find the perpetrator, just a gentle warning. If nothing else it'll get the office talking ... and checking out each others footwear.Carter said:Men who can't use a toilet properly
Fucking boot marks again on one at work and shit behind the toilet. Absolutely disgusting. I know exactly who it will have been, but proving it is difficult despite knowing means I can't rip them a new one (not that they need another arsehole given the coverage their one can achieve)
Fair one, go to the toilet in a primal way, but have the decency to clean up after yourself. In this particular bog there is no shortage of equipment to deal with an emergency situation of accident yet it is left to spread disease to normal humans
Thing is, I'm all for getting a picture of a particularly messy, bloody poo that one of my pals has done as much as that makes me retch I also find that really funny. Do the dump, take the snap, send it to your friends at mealtime and clear the mess up. Don't leave your entrails all over the cubicle to spread disease0 -
Blimey - hope you are recovering ok.Greenie said:
Was twatted off my motorcycle 4 weeks ago (again) cant say too much because of litigation. Sparked out, woke up as a witness called ambulance, the controller wanted to ‘assess’ me while I was lying in the road unable to move, asked the guy to put phone on speaker in front of me, I still had crash helmet on, I couldn’t remember my name, never mind anything else. They assessed me as a three, police turned up 15 mins later, saw the state of me and prioritised the call.Wilma said:Trying to get a GP appointment.
Getting a GP appointment and it being cancelled an hour beforehand.
Telephone appointments instead of actually seeing your GP.
In total I was lying in the road unable to move (they thought I’d fractured my back and pelvis) for 45 minutes. This is the state of our underfunded fucking NHS. And yes I’m fucking angry about it.2 -
Yes thanks mate, taken to Pembury hospital in Kent because that was the only place that had a surgeon that could operate on a fractured pelvis, a full body scan revealed luckily nothing broken, so got away lightly, had to sleep sitting up for a week, couldn’t move, still only 60% head/neck rotation but now walking ok, was living on morphine and diazepam.Stig said:
Blimey - hope you are recovering ok.Greenie said:
Was twatted off my motorcycle 4 weeks ago (again) cant say too much because of litigation. Sparked out, woke up as a witness called ambulance, the controller wanted to ‘assess’ me while I was lying in the road unable to move, asked the guy to put phone on speaker in front of me, I still had crash helmet on, I couldn’t remember my name, never mind anything else. They assessed me as a three, police turned up 15 mins later, saw the state of me and prioritised the call.Wilma said:Trying to get a GP appointment.
Getting a GP appointment and it being cancelled an hour beforehand.
Telephone appointments instead of actually seeing your GP.
In total I was lying in the road unable to move (they thought I’d fractured my back and pelvis) for 45 minutes. This is the state of our underfunded fucking NHS. And yes I’m fucking angry about it.
Im still immortal....so far!4 -
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That's horrible to read, hope you are properly healed soon.Greenie said:
Yes thanks mate, taken to Pembury hospital in Kent because that was the only place that had a surgeon that could operate on a fractured pelvis, a full body scan revealed luckily nothing broken, so got away lightly, had to sleep sitting up for a week, couldn’t move, still only 60% head/neck rotation but now walking ok, was living on morphine and diazepam.Stig said:
Blimey - hope you are recovering ok.Greenie said:
Was twatted off my motorcycle 4 weeks ago (again) cant say too much because of litigation. Sparked out, woke up as a witness called ambulance, the controller wanted to ‘assess’ me while I was lying in the road unable to move, asked the guy to put phone on speaker in front of me, I still had crash helmet on, I couldn’t remember my name, never mind anything else. They assessed me as a three, police turned up 15 mins later, saw the state of me and prioritised the call.Wilma said:Trying to get a GP appointment.
Getting a GP appointment and it being cancelled an hour beforehand.
Telephone appointments instead of actually seeing your GP.
In total I was lying in the road unable to move (they thought I’d fractured my back and pelvis) for 45 minutes. This is the state of our underfunded fucking NHS. And yes I’m fucking angry about it.
Im still immortal....so far!0 -
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All the best mate ... tough situationGreenie said:
Yes thanks mate, taken to Pembury hospital in Kent because that was the only place that had a surgeon that could operate on a fractured pelvis, a full body scan revealed luckily nothing broken, so got away lightly, had to sleep sitting up for a week, couldn’t move, still only 60% head/neck rotation but now walking ok, was living on morphine and diazepam.Stig said:
Blimey - hope you are recovering ok.Greenie said:
Was twatted off my motorcycle 4 weeks ago (again) cant say too much because of litigation. Sparked out, woke up as a witness called ambulance, the controller wanted to ‘assess’ me while I was lying in the road unable to move, asked the guy to put phone on speaker in front of me, I still had crash helmet on, I couldn’t remember my name, never mind anything else. They assessed me as a three, police turned up 15 mins later, saw the state of me and prioritised the call.Wilma said:Trying to get a GP appointment.
Getting a GP appointment and it being cancelled an hour beforehand.
Telephone appointments instead of actually seeing your GP.
In total I was lying in the road unable to move (they thought I’d fractured my back and pelvis) for 45 minutes. This is the state of our underfunded fucking NHS. And yes I’m fucking angry about it.
Im still immortal....so far!0 -
Have you found any false fingernails stuck to the wall?Carter said:
Yeah its Africans and Sub continental Asians that squat on the toilet seat and depending on how loose whatever they are birthing is it either goes in the pan and only a bit on the seat or it cakes the wall behind the toilet. It makes me fucking sick to be honest.ValleyGary said:Wait, what? He puts the seat down, puts his feet on the seat and then sits on top of the toilet with his arse hanging over the back? And then just leaves the shit on the floor?
Ive never heard anything like that before.
I have a soft spot for toilet humour but this is just disgusting and I've been screaming all day as I now work at somewhere I would get in trouble for suggesting that the blatant culprits get dealt with and made to either use a latrine they dig themselves or go to the toilet properly3 -
Those BBC announcements after almost any programme giving out support messages and contact information.“If you have recently been killed in a plane crash - please call this number for support”6
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People/videos on social media that have subtitles for how a dog is talking;
’hello hooman, I haz smoll legz.’
Really concerning an adult would do that.3 -
Absolutely VG. I make sure my dog speaks the Queen's English properly.1
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SausagesValleyGary said:People/videos on social media that have subtitles for how a dog is talking;
’hello hooman, I haz smoll legz.’
Really concerning an adult would do that.1 -
Rossages, surely...DaveMehmet said:
SausagesValleyGary said:People/videos on social media that have subtitles for how a dog is talking;
’hello hooman, I haz smoll legz.’
Really concerning an adult would do that.0 -
Fumbluff said:
Rossages, surely...DaveMehmet said:
SausagesValleyGary said:People/videos on social media that have subtitles for how a dog is talking;
’hello hooman, I haz smoll legz.’
Really concerning an adult would do that.
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The fear put into people by pharmaceutical companies that pumping chemicals into your animals on a annual basis will prevent them getting ill.When a simple blood (Titre) test will tell you the levels of immunity in your dog already and that it not necessary and simple things like Garlic (fleas) and Damascus Earth ((worms) will prevent the same nasties.0
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Sales people who tell you one thing to gain an order, then confirm something totally different once you give them the written order. No you tossers, I read what you send me, and don’t get upset if I ask for a discount because what you confirm is cheaper than what you have in your quotation.Oh sod it, all sales people in general.0
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