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  • bolloxbolder
    bolloxbolder Posts: 7,970
    So many idiot posters on Charlton life.
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,169
    bolloxbolder said:
    So many idiot posters on Charlton life.
    Don’t be so harsh on yourself.
  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    Had 3 phone calls today purporting to be from Amazon Prime, it's obviously a Scam but the bloody stupid American accent is doing my head in.
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,661
    edited December 2019
    A postage stamp size of cones, complete with temporary traffic lights, blocking off a lane and nobody working on Summer Hill Chislehurst close to the station.

    Chaos in both directions.
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 17,004
    Amazon deciding that having a valid student card isn't enough to get student prime and that limiting the number of years you can have student prime is a good way not to piss off people.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    cantersaddick said:
    Amazon deciding that having a valid student card isn't enough to get student prime and that limiting the number of years you can have student prime is a good way not to piss off people.
    you're not a student anymore are you?
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,982
    When peeling a banana and the skin splits halfway down but the stalk at the top doesn't break off
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,105
    The stalk should be at the bottom anyway
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,982
    stackitsteve said:
    The stalk should be at the bottom anyway
    What nonsense is this?
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,105
    IdleHans said:
    stackitsteve said:
    The stalk should be at the bottom anyway
    What nonsense is this?
    https://www.instructables.com/id/The-correct-way-to-peel-a-banana/

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  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 17,004
    cafcdave123 said:
    cantersaddick said:
    Amazon deciding that having a valid student card isn't enough to get student prime and that limiting the number of years you can have student prime is a good way not to piss off people.
    you're not a student anymore are you?
    Tell that to my student card - Valid until End 2020!
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,599
    I hold the banana with both hands, twist slightly (almost like your giving someone a Chinese Burn) which breaks the skin

    then just break into it and peel away
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    cantersaddick said:
    cafcdave123 said:
    cantersaddick said:
    Amazon deciding that having a valid student card isn't enough to get student prime and that limiting the number of years you can have student prime is a good way not to piss off people.
    you're not a student anymore are you?
    Tell that to my student card - Valid until End 2020!
    so you're not then? 
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 17,004
    cafcdave123 said:
    cantersaddick said:
    cafcdave123 said:
    cantersaddick said:
    Amazon deciding that having a valid student card isn't enough to get student prime and that limiting the number of years you can have student prime is a good way not to piss off people.
    you're not a student anymore are you?
    Tell that to my student card - Valid until End 2020!
    so you're not then? 
    Doing a postgraduate certificate with work provided by a uni so technically yes.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,982
    stackitsteve said:
    IdleHans said:
    stackitsteve said:
    The stalk should be at the bottom anyway
    What nonsense is this?
    https://www.instructables.com/id/The-correct-way-to-peel-a-banana/
    Well thank you, @stackitsteve. I never knew that! 
    I'm all ready to join my monkey brethren...
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,693
    IdleHans said:
    stackitsteve said:
    IdleHans said:
    stackitsteve said:
    The stalk should be at the bottom anyway
    What nonsense is this?
    https://www.instructables.com/id/The-correct-way-to-peel-a-banana/
    Well thank you, @stackitsteve. I never knew that! 
    I'm all ready to join my monkey brethren...
    Dangerous precedent to follow what monkeys do, they throw their poo and perform lewd acts at the zoo.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,052
    People who, when a question is asked of the whole firm, feel they need to "reply all" their answer, when it clearly isn't necessary. Like anyone else gives a stuff what you think. Always the same sort of pompous twerp, or old codger who has barely mastered email
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    McBobbin said:
    People who, when a question is asked of the whole firm, feel they need to "reply all" their answer, when it clearly isn't necessary. Like anyone else gives a stuff what you think. Always the same sort of pompous twerp, or old codger who has barely mastered email
    also the dicks that think they're funny by hitting reply all saying shit like "thanks for sharing John"
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,053
    cafcdave123 said:
    McBobbin said:
    People who, when a question is asked of the whole firm, feel they need to "reply all" their answer, when it clearly isn't necessary. Like anyone else gives a stuff what you think. Always the same sort of pompous twerp, or old codger who has barely mastered email
    also the dicks that think they're funny by hitting reply all saying shit like "thanks for sharing John"
    Thanks for posting that Dave  ;)
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,052
    cafcdave123 said:
    McBobbin said:
    People who, when a question is asked of the whole firm, feel they need to "reply all" their answer, when it clearly isn't necessary. Like anyone else gives a stuff what you think. Always the same sort of pompous twerp, or old codger who has barely mastered email
    also the dicks that think they're funny by hitting reply all saying shit like "thanks for sharing John"
    Luckily not encountered that... That would certainly set my urine at a vapour pressure higher than that of the surrounding area

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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,599
    edited December 2019
    People who come into the office to visit work colleagues and show their kids!! - Treating the place like a school playground!!
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,052
    ForeverAddickted said:
    People who come into the office to visit work colleagues and show their kids!! - Treating the place like a school playground!!
    Hahaha that would be me. Unleash them like the monkeys in wizard of Oz I say
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,421
    Better half nagging when I'm sat on the throne. 

    Seriously let me curl one out in peace woman.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,616
    Dazzler21 said:
    Better half nagging when I'm sat on the throne. 

    Seriously let me knock one out in peace woman.

  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Dazzler21 said:
    Better half nagging when I'm sat on the throne. 

    Seriously let me curl one out in peace woman.
    To be for mate, she was have a candle lit soak in the bath at the time
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,832
    McBobbin said:
    People who, when a question is asked of the whole firm, feel they need to "reply all" their answer, when it clearly isn't necessary. Like anyone else gives a stuff what you think. Always the same sort of pompous twerp, or old codger who has barely mastered email

    People used to send out a firm wide email at my old place using the term "Sorry for the blanket email but.." usually followed by how that disorganised Wally had misplaced his water bottle or lost their notebook or some other such drivel. 

    I once sent a passive aggressive retort "Sorry for the blanket email..." and literally just pasted a load of pictures of blankets and nothing else. Gave me an enormous sense of well being at the time.
     
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    RodneyCharltonTrotta said:
    McBobbin said:
    People who, when a question is asked of the whole firm, feel they need to "reply all" their answer, when it clearly isn't necessary. Like anyone else gives a stuff what you think. Always the same sort of pompous twerp, or old codger who has barely mastered email

    People used to send out a firm wide email at my old place using the term "Sorry for the blanket email but.." usually followed by how that disorganised Wally had misplaced his water bottle or lost their notebook or some other such drivel. 

    I once sent a passive aggressive retort "Sorry for the blanket email..." and literally just pasted a load of pictures of blankets and nothing else. Gave me an erection at the time.
     
    I got one today because some bell end has lost his charger but it was accusing someone of nicking it rather than asking if anyone had seen it
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,599
    cafcdave123 said:
    RodneyCharltonTrotta said:
    McBobbin said:
    People who, when a question is asked of the whole firm, feel they need to "reply all" their answer, when it clearly isn't necessary. Like anyone else gives a stuff what you think. Always the same sort of pompous twerp, or old codger who has barely mastered email

    People used to send out a firm wide email at my old place using the term "Sorry for the blanket email but.." usually followed by how that disorganised Wally had misplaced his water bottle or lost their notebook or some other such drivel. 

    I once sent a passive aggressive retort "Sorry for the blanket email..." and literally just pasted a load of pictures of blankets and nothing else. Gave me an erection at the time.
     
    I got one today because some bell end has lost his charger but it was accusing someone of nicking it rather than asking if anyone had seen it
    Did you manage to put it back without him noticing?
  • Penfolds Perm
    Penfolds Perm Posts: 550
    Inbreds that throw Fried Chicken boxes on the pavement with half eaten bones still in it that my Dog always manages to find. 
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    ForeverAddickted said:
    cafcdave123 said:
    RodneyCharltonTrotta said:
    McBobbin said:
    People who, when a question is asked of the whole firm, feel they need to "reply all" their answer, when it clearly isn't necessary. Like anyone else gives a stuff what you think. Always the same sort of pompous twerp, or old codger who has barely mastered email

    People used to send out a firm wide email at my old place using the term "Sorry for the blanket email but.." usually followed by how that disorganised Wally had misplaced his water bottle or lost their notebook or some other such drivel. 

    I once sent a passive aggressive retort "Sorry for the blanket email..." and literally just pasted a load of pictures of blankets and nothing else. Gave me an erection at the time.
     
    I got one today because some bell end has lost his charger but it was accusing someone of nicking it rather than asking if anyone had seen it
    Did you manage to put it back without him noticing?
    Nah fuck him, he’ll never be able to prove it’s his
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