When other people who don't shave for a few days have "facial hair", when I don't shave for a few days I just look like a scruffy bugger who hasn't shaved for a few days.
Speaking to a friend of mine who volunteers for a Shep rescue after someone contacted me asking what they should feed a 8 week old Shep puppy they brought home today and is Pedigree Chum any good?! (No, its sh*te) Only to find she has taken in 3 Sheps since Christmas Eve including one where the husband had surprised the wife with a Christmas holiday and they had no where to leave it and were going to chuck it out. Five mouth old puppy nipping everyone (Teething FFS) and one that doesn't look like its been fed for a month.
Speaking to a friend of mine who volunteers for a Shep rescue after someone contacted me asking what they should feed a 8 week old Shep puppy they brought home today and is Pedigree Chum any good?! (No, its sh*te) Only to find she has taken in 3 Sheps since Christmas Eve including one where the husband had surprised the wife with a Christmas holiday and they had no where to leave it and were going to chuck it out. Five mouth old puppy nipping everyone (Teething FFS) and one that doesn't look like its been fed for a month.
Feed them to the puppy
This is why I’m no use in helping in rescues, I’d get arrested every other week.
People telling me they want get everything right for the good of the puppy haven’t so much as read a book on the subject and don’t get me started on the feckers that are breeding/selling these dogs to these idiots. *and breathe*
Speaking to a friend of mine who volunteers for a Shep rescue after someone contacted me asking what they should feed a 8 week old Shep puppy they brought home today and is Pedigree Chum any good?! (No, its sh*te) Only to find she has taken in 3 Sheps since Christmas Eve including one where the husband had surprised the wife with a Christmas holiday and they had no where to leave it and were going to chuck it out. Five mouth old puppy nipping everyone (Teething FFS) and one that doesn't look like its been fed for a month.
Feed them to the puppy. Cnuts.
This is why I’m no use in helping in rescues, I’d get arrested every other week.
People telling me they want get everything right for the good of the puppy haven’t so much as read a book on the subject and don’t get me started on the feckers that are breeding/selling these dogs to these idiots. *and breathe*
It's worse when you find registered breeders doing it. Rare but even they try to time a litter in time for Christmas and pedigrees get saved a lot quicker than those poor mix breed pups.
Makes my blood boil. Never owned a dog, wouldn't know the first thing... So it kinda makes sense to "know the first thing" before getting one surely? The sheer ignorance of it
Speaking to a friend of mine who volunteers for a Shep rescue after someone contacted me asking what they should feed a 8 week old Shep puppy they brought home today and is Pedigree Chum any good?! (No, its sh*te) Only to find she has taken in 3 Sheps since Christmas Eve including one where the husband had surprised the wife with a Christmas holiday and they had no where to leave it and were going to chuck it out. Five mouth old puppy nipping everyone (Teething FFS) and one that doesn't look like its been fed for a month.
Pm me their details and I'll burn the fuckers' house down while they're away
Speaking to a friend of mine who volunteers for a Shep rescue after someone contacted me asking what they should feed a 8 week old Shep puppy they brought home today and is Pedigree Chum any good?! (No, its sh*te) Only to find she has taken in 3 Sheps since Christmas Eve including one where the husband had surprised the wife with a Christmas holiday and they had no where to leave it and were going to chuck it out. Five mouth old puppy nipping everyone (Teething FFS) and one that doesn't look like its been fed for a month.
Feed them to the puppy. Cnuts.
This is why I’m no use in helping in rescues, I’d get arrested every other week.
People telling me they want get everything right for the good of the puppy haven’t so much as read a book on the subject and don’t get me started on the feckers that are breeding/selling these dogs to these idiots. *and breathe*
It's worse when you find registered breeders doing it. Rare but even they try to time a litter in time for Christmas and pedigrees get saved a lot quicker than those poor mix breed pups.
The registration of breeders to the kc means nothing these days a lot of good breeders have removed themselves from the list because of the kc policies. Like a lot of organisations is all about money. Breeding at Christmas is not always about money/Christmas presents, remember the availability of the the male (stud dog) or female (season) our latest puppy was born just before Christmas but no one unless known to her will be sold a pup from this litter had they been available. , I get asked all the time where I get my dogs. I give them our breeders numbers and she invites them to the kennels in Northampton. If your serious you’ll go, no one has ever gone to see her, if your invited to turn up with cash and choose a pup, personally I would walk away.
Makes my blood boil. Never owned a dog, wouldn't know the first thing... So it kinda makes sense to "know the first thing" before getting one surely? The sheer ignorance of it
I know of two people that bought German Shepherds after seeing mine doing a small display at a summer fair 2 years ago, neither still has the dog! One of them took great delight in telling me he’d saved himself a grand by paying £200 for a puppy rather than the £1200 for our preferred breeder, kind off missing the point I think, but as you say......sheer ignorance of what’s involved.
To add to my earlier post about Fried Chicken Boxes. Pricks that think that leaving smashed lager bottles all over the pavements during the festive season is OK. Been like a Glass Minefield for my dog that even Princess Diana couldn't have sorted.
6 foot 4 inch fat four-eyed scumbag at a gig, filming most of most songs on his effing phone Standing gigs are a lottery for what you can see and freak giants standing ahead of you, fair enough I get that. But standing with your arms in a big arc both sides holding your poxy glowing device up to block the view of the maximum number of saps behind you is contemptible. You cocked a deaf ear to repeated entreaties to be less loathsomely inconsiderate from numerous of the blighters unfortunate enough to be stood behind you, until one especially pithy blast finally got through your infantile sense of entitlement. Capped a spectacular performance as twunt of the year by then threatening physical violence to the wrong bloke, presumably cos he was about a foot shorter than you and 10 stone wringing wet, you risible coward. We don't cough up north of £40 to have our gigs norsed up by the sight of the back of your obese limbs throughout. Filming things on mobiles is a crock anyway, the picture moving about and the sound's always total crap. You're a fat selfish waste of skin and oxygen who should stay indoors forever so as not to further spoil the lives of the rest of the populace.
Chances of the specific wrong'un reading this are obviously low, but if any of it feels like it might relate to anyone reading this - take heed, none of the fat four-eyed tosspot's behaviour is excusable on any level, if you're sympathizing with him, you're wrong, dead wrong and shouldn't ever go to gigs, no exceptions no excuses. Same goes for any morons who go to gigs for a chat.
Sniffing - just get a tissue and blow your nose rather than snort your snot back up every 20 seconds. My office is plagued with sniffers. Even the sarcastic "have you got a cold / can I get you a tissue" line fails to make them aware of how f*cking annoying they are.
And people who still use handkerchiefs and put the snot encrusted thing back in their pockets.
People who put on the television and don't watch it so that they have it as background noise presumably. It drives me mad when I visit people who just have the telly on without watching it.
People who put on the television and don't watch it so that they have it as background noise presumably. It drives me mad when I visit people who just have the telly on without watching it.
People who put on the television and don't watch it so that they have it as background noise presumably. It drives me mad when I visit people who just have the telly on without watching it.
My wife.
Oh, you've found out who Thai Malaysia Addick has been 'visiting' Awkward.
People who put on the television and don't watch it so that they have it as background noise presumably. It drives me mad when I visit people who just have the telly on without watching it.
6 foot 4 inch fat four-eyed scumbag at a gig, filming most of most songs on his effing phone Standing gigs are a lottery for what you can see and freak giants standing ahead of you, fair enough I get that. But standing with your arms in a big arc both sides holding your poxy glowing device up to block the view of the maximum number of saps behind you is contemptible. You cocked a deaf ear to repeated entreaties to be less loathsomely inconsiderate from numerous of the blighters unfortunate enough to be stood behind you, until one especially pithy blast finally got through your infantile sense of entitlement. Capped a spectacular performance as twunt of the year by then threatening physical violence to the wrong bloke, presumably cos he was about a foot shorter than you and 10 stone wringing wet, you risible coward. We don't cough up north of £40 to have our gigs norsed up by the sight of the back of your obese limbs throughout. Filming things on mobiles is a crock anyway, the picture moving about and the sound's always total crap. You're a fat selfish waste of skin and oxygen who should stay indoors forever so as not to further spoil the lives of the rest of the populace.
Chances of the specific wrong'un reading this are obviously low, but if any of it feels like it might relate to anyone reading this - take heed, none of the fat four-eyed tosspot's behaviour is excusable on any level, if you're sympathizing with him, you're wrong, dead wrong and shouldn't ever go to gigs, no exceptions no excuses. Same goes for any morons who go to gigs for a chat.
6 foot 4 inch fat four-eyed scumbag at a gig, filming most of most songs on his effing phone Standing gigs are a lottery for what you can see and freak giants standing ahead of you, fair enough I get that. But standing with your arms in a big arc both sides holding your poxy glowing device up to block the view of the maximum number of saps behind you is contemptible. You cocked a deaf ear to repeated entreaties to be less loathsomely inconsiderate from numerous of the blighters unfortunate enough to be stood behind you, until one especially pithy blast finally got through your infantile sense of entitlement. Capped a spectacular performance as twunt of the year by then threatening physical violence to the wrong bloke, presumably cos he was about a foot shorter than you and 10 stone wringing wet, you risible coward. We don't cough up north of £40 to have our gigs norsed up by the sight of the back of your obese limbs throughout. Filming things on mobiles is a crock anyway, the picture moving about and the sound's always total crap. You're a fat selfish waste of skin and oxygen who should stay indoors forever so as not to further spoil the lives of the rest of the populace.
Chances of the specific wrong'un reading this are obviously low, but if any of it feels like it might relate to anyone reading this - take heed, none of the fat four-eyed tosspot's behaviour is excusable on any level, if you're sympathizing with him, you're wrong, dead wrong and shouldn't ever go to gigs, no exceptions no excuses. Same goes for any morons who go to gigs for a chat.
If it's standing couldn't you just have moved a bit?
Having to be up at 04.30 for work tomorrow morning after 16 days off. Has been good being a man of leisure with the weather not being too bad. Had that Sunday night feeling since lunchtime.
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Only to find she has taken in 3 Sheps since Christmas Eve including one where the husband had surprised the wife with a Christmas holiday and they had no where to leave it and were going to chuck it out. Five mouth old puppy nipping everyone (Teething FFS) and one that doesn't look like its been fed for a month.
*and breathe*
Pricks that think that leaving smashed lager bottles all over the pavements during the festive season is OK. Been like a Glass Minefield for my dog that even Princess Diana couldn't have sorted.
Standing gigs are a lottery for what you can see and freak giants standing ahead of you, fair enough I get that.
But standing with your arms in a big arc both sides holding your poxy glowing device up to block the view of the maximum number of saps behind you is contemptible.
You cocked a deaf ear to repeated entreaties to be less loathsomely inconsiderate from numerous of the blighters unfortunate enough to be stood behind you, until one especially pithy blast finally got through your infantile sense of entitlement.
Capped a spectacular performance as twunt of the year by then threatening physical violence to the wrong bloke, presumably cos he was about a foot shorter than you and 10 stone wringing wet, you risible coward.
We don't cough up north of £40 to have our gigs norsed up by the sight of the back of your obese limbs throughout.
Filming things on mobiles is a crock anyway, the picture moving about and the sound's always total crap.
You're a fat selfish waste of skin and oxygen who should stay indoors forever so as not to further spoil the lives of the rest of the populace.
Chances of the specific wrong'un reading this are obviously low, but if any of it feels like it might relate to anyone reading this - take heed, none of the fat four-eyed tosspot's behaviour is excusable on any level, if you're sympathizing with him, you're wrong, dead wrong and shouldn't ever go to gigs, no exceptions no excuses.
Same goes for any morons who go to gigs for a chat.
I know you can switch off but it was just ‘on’ earlier, I had no choice but to watch it and hated it.
Awkward.
Has been good being a man of leisure with the weather not being too bad. Had that Sunday night feeling since lunchtime.