General things that Annoy you

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

Facebook - He was dressed up like a pumpkin 2 weeks ago, sending invites to play Candycrush last week, then expects everyone to respect his political analysis this week

Carter said:

Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:

McBobbin said:

Realising in the mirrored lift on the way into the office that that for the entirety of your commute you had your tie on backwards

Reminds me of the day way back when an office colleague asked what was on my tie.
Turned out to be a ruddy great lump of Porridge.
I wouldn't mind, but it was around 11.30am, which means it had been there all through my commute, during my walk down the Strand and all morning where I had interacted with a dozen or more colleagues who had said nothing!!

I was on site last year, and one of the scaffolders walked past me and one of the contractors and dry heaved. Thinking it was him just clicking for his first Stella at 8am I ignored it. At lunchtime we were heading off to leave and on the lapel of this subbies jacket was the biggest green cornflake of a bogie I think I have ever seen, it was bright green, dried crusty and had a red stripe of blood running through it and about the size of a ten pence piece.

I did the same as the scaffolder but I followed through and puked next to the van. Marius had no idea what was wrong and I had to shut my eyes hold all desires to heave back and tell him through a mouth occupied with an already terrible gag reflex what was up.

He been walking round that like we worked out  since about 6am 

DaveMehmet said:

Sitting watching TV after a couple of large Cobras and the f*****g cat brought a live mouse in. Luckily managed to catch it and chuck it out fairly quickly.

ForeverAddickted said:

DaveMehmet said:

Sitting watching TV after a couple of large Cobras and the f*****g cat brought a live mouse in. Luckily managed to catch it and chuck it out fairly quickly.

What did you do with the mouse?

DaveMehmet said:

Getting home early from work, picking up a nice piece of beef to cook a roast, peel the spuds and prep the veg. Wife gets in and reminds me she’s going out tonight.

In fairness, she did tell me earlier in the week and again this morning. Unfortunately she forgot that most things she tells me goes in one ear and out the other with not much to process it in the middle.

snowinberlin said:

ross1 said:

I_RiserAddick said:

Dog owners who still let their dog crap on the pavement & don't clear it up. If they forgot a poo bag,  why not pull the dog in the road.

As a dog owner who always cleans up after my dogs, I totally agree with you and if I can, if my big dog wants to go on the footpath I lead him into the road, providing it is safe to do so

i've always wondered how you pick up the runny poo?

orpingtonRED said:

T_C_E said:

snowinberlin said:

ross1 said:

I_RiserAddick said:

Dog owners who still let their dog crap on the pavement & don't clear it up. If they forgot a poo bag,  why not pull the dog in the road.

As a dog owner who always cleans up after my dogs, I totally agree with you and if I can, if my big dog wants to go on the footpath I lead him into the road, providing it is safe to do so

i've always wondered how you pick up the runny poo?

If I know one of my dogs has the two Bob bits, I’ll carry a bottle of water, but I have been known to knock on the nearest front door and ask for a bucket of water. 😉

At least you have good manners mate

snowinberlin said:

ross1 said:

I_RiserAddick said:

Dog owners who still let their dog crap on the pavement & don't clear it up. If they forgot a poo bag,  why not pull the dog in the road.

As a dog owner who always cleans up after my dogs, I totally agree with you and if I can, if my big dog wants to go on the footpath I lead him into the road, providing it is safe to do so

i've always wondered how you pick up the runny poo?

Carter said:

T_C_E said:

orpingtonRED said:

T_C_E said:

snowinberlin said:

ross1 said:

I_RiserAddick said:

Dog owners who still let their dog crap on the pavement & don't clear it up. If they forgot a poo bag,  why not pull the dog in the road.

As a dog owner who always cleans up after my dogs, I totally agree with you and if I can, if my big dog wants to go on the footpath I lead him into the road, providing it is safe to do so

i've always wondered how you pick up the runny poo?

If I know one of my dogs has the two Bob bits, I’ll carry a bottle of water, but I have been known to knock on the nearest front door and ask for a bucket of water. 😉

At least you have good manners mate

Thanks, but it goes with the job as far as I'm concerned. My definition of panic is finding out halfway through a walk with 3 or 4 dogs is realising Ive no s***bags, then I start looking for crisp packets or anything suitable.

GSD shit is as big as human shit, you must need black bin bags 

ross1 said:

T_C_E said:

orpingtonRED said:

T_C_E said:

snowinberlin said:

ross1 said:

I_RiserAddick said:

Dog owners who still let their dog crap on the pavement & don't clear it up. If they forgot a poo bag,  why not pull the dog in the road.

As a dog owner who always cleans up after my dogs, I totally agree with you and if I can, if my big dog wants to go on the footpath I lead him into the road, providing it is safe to do so

i've always wondered how you pick up the runny poo?

If I know one of my dogs has the two Bob bits, I’ll carry a bottle of water, but I have been known to knock on the nearest front door and ask for a bucket of water. 😉

At least you have good manners mate

Thanks, but it goes with the job as far as I'm concerned. My definition of panic is finding out halfway through a walk with 3 or 4 dogs is realising Ive no s***bags, then I start looking for crisp packets or anything suitable.

Happened to me once, had to go to the nearest waste bin across the road and lucky for me it was next to a take away, so used a big white carton box to pick up the solid mess