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  • Facebook - He was dressed up like a pumpkin 2 weeks ago, sending invites to play Candycrush last week, then expects everyone to respect his political analysis this week
  • Facebook - He was dressed up like a pumpkin 2 weeks ago, sending invites to play Candycrush last week, then expects everyone to respect his political analysis this week
    Feckin Corbyn and his litany of litters.
  • McBobbin said:
    Realising in the mirrored lift on the way into the office that that for the entirety of your commute you had your tie on backwards
    Reminds me of the day way back when an office colleague asked what was on my tie.
    Turned out to be a ruddy great lump of Porridge.
    I wouldn't mind, but it was around 11.30am, which means it had been there all through my commute, during my walk down the Strand and all morning where I had interacted with a dozen or more colleagues who had said nothing!!
    I was on site last year, and one of the scaffolders walked past me and one of the contractors and dry heaved. Thinking it was him just clicking for his first Stella at 8am I ignored it. At lunchtime we were heading off to leave and on the lapel of this subbies jacket was the biggest green cornflake of a bogie I think I have ever seen, it was bright green, dried crusty and had a red stripe of blood running through it and about the size of a ten pence piece.

    I did the same as the scaffolder but I followed through and puked next to the van. Marius had no idea what was wrong and I had to shut my eyes hold all desires to heave back and tell him through a mouth occupied with an already terrible gag reflex what was up.

    He been walking round that like we worked out  since about 6am 
  • Carter said:
    McBobbin said:
    Realising in the mirrored lift on the way into the office that that for the entirety of your commute you had your tie on backwards
    Reminds me of the day way back when an office colleague asked what was on my tie.
    Turned out to be a ruddy great lump of Porridge.
    I wouldn't mind, but it was around 11.30am, which means it had been there all through my commute, during my walk down the Strand and all morning where I had interacted with a dozen or more colleagues who had said nothing!!
    I was on site last year, and one of the scaffolders walked past me and one of the contractors and dry heaved. Thinking it was him just clicking for his first Stella at 8am I ignored it. At lunchtime we were heading off to leave and on the lapel of this subbies jacket was the biggest green cornflake of a bogie I think I have ever seen, it was bright green, dried crusty and had a red stripe of blood running through it and about the size of a ten pence piece.

    I did the same as the scaffolder but I followed through and puked next to the van. Marius had no idea what was wrong and I had to shut my eyes hold all desires to heave back and tell him through a mouth occupied with an already terrible gag reflex what was up.

    He been walking round that like we worked out  since about 6am 
    Hahahaha.

    Not so long ago I saw one of my colleagues with his head in his hands... He had only recently become a dad. I pointed out to him that he had a line of baby sick down his back... He just groaned - a gutteral and broken groan - and collapsed in his chair. Parenthood in microcosm.
  • Sitting watching TV after a couple of large Cobras and the f*****g cat brought a live mouse in. Luckily managed to catch it and chuck it out fairly quickly.
  • Sitting watching TV after a couple of large Cobras and the f*****g cat brought a live mouse in. Luckily managed to catch it and chuck it out fairly quickly.

  • Sitting watching TV after a couple of large Cobras and the f*****g cat brought a live mouse in. Luckily managed to catch it and chuck it out fairly quickly.
    What did you do with the mouse?
  • Sitting watching TV after a couple of large Cobras and the f*****g cat brought a live mouse in. Luckily managed to catch it and chuck it out fairly quickly.
    What did you do with the mouse?
    Fed it to these guys:


  • Getting home early from work, picking up a nice piece of beef to cook a roast, peel the spuds and prep the veg. Wife gets in and reminds me she’s going out tonight.

    In fairness, she did tell me earlier in the week and again this morning. Unfortunately she forgot that most things she tells me goes in one ear and out the other with not much to process it in the middle.
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  • Getting home early from work, picking up a nice piece of beef to cook a roast, peel the spuds and prep the veg. Wife gets in and reminds me she’s going out tonight.

    In fairness, she did tell me earlier in the week and again this morning. Unfortunately she forgot that most things she tells me goes in one ear and out the other with not much to process it in the middle.
    oh no, more beef for you, what a pisser
  • In Spain for a rockabilly weekender, forecast was for rain, so brought an umbrella. Managed to get it caught in the luggage trolly in the lift and mangled it. Needless to say it pissed down when we were out and we got soaked.    
  • Whilst pleased to learn that numerous complaints have 'won the day', what was Ashley thinking of re. the reintroduction of fur  at House Of Fraser? Profits? This is 2019, not 1919. 
    #consignittohistory

  • Of course it's profits same as any other business.

    Even vegan/vegetarian businesses want to make profits.
  • Having to buy a book of stamps when you only want 1.
  • Dog owners who still let their dog crap on the pavement & don't clear it up. If they forgot a poo bag,  why not pull the dog in the road.
  • Dog owners who still let their dog crap on the pavement & don't clear it up. If they forgot a poo bag,  why not pull the dog in the road.
    As a dog owner who always cleans up after my dogs, I totally agree with you and if I can, if my big dog wants to go on the footpath I lead him into the road, providing it is safe to do so
  • ross1 said:
    Dog owners who still let their dog crap on the pavement & don't clear it up. If they forgot a poo bag,  why not pull the dog in the road.
    As a dog owner who always cleans up after my dogs, I totally agree with you and if I can, if my big dog wants to go on the footpath I lead him into the road, providing it is safe to do so
    i've always wondered how you pick up the runny poo?
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  • ross1 said:
    Dog owners who still let their dog crap on the pavement & don't clear it up. If they forgot a poo bag,  why not pull the dog in the road.
    As a dog owner who always cleans up after my dogs, I totally agree with you and if I can, if my big dog wants to go on the footpath I lead him into the road, providing it is safe to do so
    i've always wondered how you pick up the runny poo?
    If I know one of my dogs has the two Bob bits, I’ll carry a bottle of water, but I have been known to knock on the nearest front door and ask for a bucket of water. 😉
  • T_C_E said:
    ross1 said:
    Dog owners who still let their dog crap on the pavement & don't clear it up. If they forgot a poo bag,  why not pull the dog in the road.
    As a dog owner who always cleans up after my dogs, I totally agree with you and if I can, if my big dog wants to go on the footpath I lead him into the road, providing it is safe to do so
    i've always wondered how you pick up the runny poo?
    If I know one of my dogs has the two Bob bits, I’ll carry a bottle of water, but I have been known to knock on the nearest front door and ask for a bucket of water. 😉
    At least you have good manners mate
  • The reporter covering our game yesterday who kept pronouncing it 'Otzoomer'.
    Not a difficult name to get right, surely. Can't these people read?
  • ross1 said:
    Dog owners who still let their dog crap on the pavement & don't clear it up. If they forgot a poo bag,  why not pull the dog in the road.
    As a dog owner who always cleans up after my dogs, I totally agree with you and if I can, if my big dog wants to go on the footpath I lead him into the road, providing it is safe to do so
    i've always wondered how you pick up the runny poo?
    Only once been in that position and it was in the summer, I asked someone watering their garden with a watering can if I could have a full one, he came out and washed it down for me.
  • T_C_E said:
    ross1 said:
    Dog owners who still let their dog crap on the pavement & don't clear it up. If they forgot a poo bag,  why not pull the dog in the road.
    As a dog owner who always cleans up after my dogs, I totally agree with you and if I can, if my big dog wants to go on the footpath I lead him into the road, providing it is safe to do so
    i've always wondered how you pick up the runny poo?
    If I know one of my dogs has the two Bob bits, I’ll carry a bottle of water, but I have been known to knock on the nearest front door and ask for a bucket of water. 😉
    At least you have good manners mate
    Thanks, but it goes with the job as far as I'm concerned. My definition of panic is finding out halfway through a walk with 3 or 4 dogs is realising Ive no s***bags, then I start looking for crisp packets or anything suitable. ;)
  • T_C_E said:
    T_C_E said:
    ross1 said:
    Dog owners who still let their dog crap on the pavement & don't clear it up. If they forgot a poo bag,  why not pull the dog in the road.
    As a dog owner who always cleans up after my dogs, I totally agree with you and if I can, if my big dog wants to go on the footpath I lead him into the road, providing it is safe to do so
    i've always wondered how you pick up the runny poo?
    If I know one of my dogs has the two Bob bits, I’ll carry a bottle of water, but I have been known to knock on the nearest front door and ask for a bucket of water. 😉
    At least you have good manners mate
    Thanks, but it goes with the job as far as I'm concerned. My definition of panic is finding out halfway through a walk with 3 or 4 dogs is realising Ive no s***bags, then I start looking for crisp packets or anything suitable. ;)
    Happened to me once, had to go to the nearest waste bin across the road and lucky for me it was next to a take away, so used a big white carton box to pick up the solid mess
  • ross1 said:
    Dog owners who still let their dog crap on the pavement & don't clear it up. If they forgot a poo bag,  why not pull the dog in the road.
    As a dog owner who always cleans up after my dogs, I totally agree with you and if I can, if my big dog wants to go on the footpath I lead him into the road, providing it is safe to do so
    i've always wondered how you pick up the runny poo?
    lick it up


  • T_C_E said:
    T_C_E said:
    ross1 said:
    Dog owners who still let their dog crap on the pavement & don't clear it up. If they forgot a poo bag,  why not pull the dog in the road.
    As a dog owner who always cleans up after my dogs, I totally agree with you and if I can, if my big dog wants to go on the footpath I lead him into the road, providing it is safe to do so
    i've always wondered how you pick up the runny poo?
    If I know one of my dogs has the two Bob bits, I’ll carry a bottle of water, but I have been known to knock on the nearest front door and ask for a bucket of water. 😉
    At least you have good manners mate
    Thanks, but it goes with the job as far as I'm concerned. My definition of panic is finding out halfway through a walk with 3 or 4 dogs is realising Ive no s***bags, then I start looking for crisp packets or anything suitable. ;)
    GSD shit is as big as human shit, you must need black bin bags 
  • Carter said:
    T_C_E said:
    T_C_E said:
    ross1 said:
    Dog owners who still let their dog crap on the pavement & don't clear it up. If they forgot a poo bag,  why not pull the dog in the road.
    As a dog owner who always cleans up after my dogs, I totally agree with you and if I can, if my big dog wants to go on the footpath I lead him into the road, providing it is safe to do so
    i've always wondered how you pick up the runny poo?
    If I know one of my dogs has the two Bob bits, I’ll carry a bottle of water, but I have been known to knock on the nearest front door and ask for a bucket of water. 😉
    At least you have good manners mate
    Thanks, but it goes with the job as far as I'm concerned. My definition of panic is finding out halfway through a walk with 3 or 4 dogs is realising Ive no s***bags, then I start looking for crisp packets or anything suitable. ;)
    GSD shit is as big as human shit, you must need black bin bags 
    It used to be when I fed them the crap that comes in packets, since changing them to raw food 5 years ago now you’d be very surprised how little they produce. 😉

  • T_C_E said:
    Carter said:
    T_C_E said:
    T_C_E said:
    ross1 said:
    Dog owners who still let their dog crap on the pavement & don't clear it up. If they forgot a poo bag,  why not pull the dog in the road.
    As a dog owner who always cleans up after my dogs, I totally agree with you and if I can, if my big dog wants to go on the footpath I lead him into the road, providing it is safe to do so
    i've always wondered how you pick up the runny poo?
    If I know one of my dogs has the two Bob bits, I’ll carry a bottle of water, but I have been known to knock on the nearest front door and ask for a bucket of water. 😉
    At least you have good manners mate
    Thanks, but it goes with the job as far as I'm concerned. My definition of panic is finding out halfway through a walk with 3 or 4 dogs is realising Ive no s***bags, then I start looking for crisp packets or anything suitable. ;)
    GSD shit is as big as human shit, you must need black bin bags 
    It used to be when I fed them the crap that comes in packets, since changing them to raw food 5 years ago now you’d be very surprised how little they produce. 😉

    pictures please
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