Checking in for 2 Ryanair flights with a friend. Both times we've been kept apart and Ryanair have noted 'you have been split up, we can assist if you click here (just have your credit card handy)'. Scamming, unethical scum bags.
Not every airport has an alternative to the destination you need to go to. But I know what you are getting at Chirps, you pays yer money...
Use another airport then.
Good idea, drive an extra 100 miles to save a tenner.
Not quite, Chirps is suggesting you actually driving an extra 100 miles to spend a tenner more, so you can sit together... Oh and possibly having to fly on another day if it's not peak season.
Easy Jet seem to have adopted the same policy BTW, so you may have to drive 200 miles.
Checking in for 2 Ryanair flights with a friend. Both times we've been kept apart and Ryanair have noted 'you have been split up, we can assist if you click here (just have your credit card handy)'. Scamming, unethical scum bags.
Not every airport has an alternative to the destination you need to go to. But I know what you are getting at Chirps, you pays yer money...
Use another airport then.
Good idea, drive an extra 100 miles to save a tenner.
Not quite, Chirps is suggesting you actually driving an extra 100 miles to spend a tenner more, so you can sit together... Oh and possibly having to fly on another day if it's not peak season.
Easy Jet seem to have adopted the same policy BTW, so you may have to drive 200 miles.
Checking in for 2 Ryanair flights with a friend. Both times we've been kept apart and Ryanair have noted 'you have been split up, we can assist if you click here (just have your credit card handy)'. Scamming, unethical scum bags.
Not every airport has an alternative to the destination you need to go to. But I know what you are getting at Chirps, you pays yer money...
Use another airport then.
Good idea, drive an extra 100 miles to save a tenner.
Not quite, Chirps is suggesting you actually driving an extra 100 miles to spend a tenner more, so you can sit together... Oh and possibly having to fly on another day if it's not peak season.
Easy Jet seem to have adopted the same policy BTW, so you may have to drive 200 miles.
who the fuck were the proclaimers flying with?
Well it would depend where they were going wouldn't it, silly...
Flicking through my phone book to find @DaveMehmet ‘s number to text him. Standing there for 30 seconds swiping my finger up and down all of my contacts beginning with D, but unable to locate him, and getting frustrated whilst doing so......suddenly it occurred to me his name isnt Dave.
Flicking through my phone book to find @DaveMehmet ‘s number to text him. Standing there for 30 seconds swiping my finger up and down all of my contacts beginging with D, but unable to locate him, and getting frustrated whilst doing so......suddenly it occurred to me his name isnt Dave.
Flicking through my phone book to find @DaveMehmet ‘s number to text him. Standing there for 30 seconds swiping my finger up and down all of my contacts beginging with D, but unable to locate him, and getting frustrated whilst doing so......suddenly it occurred to me his name isnt Dave.
Has suddenly occurred to us that you cant spell beginning
Work colleagues who talk and talk, turning what should be a quick 5 minute chat into an hour long conversation about absolutely nothing. I just made the mistake of popping into someone to tell them something on my way out and didn’t get away for half an hour. How can people not see how much of your precious time they’re wasting with such inane drivel??
Flicking through my phone book to find @DaveMehmet ‘s number to text him. Standing there for 30 seconds swiping my finger up and down all of my contacts beginging with D, but unable to locate him, and getting frustrated whilst doing so......suddenly it occurred to me his name isnt Dave.
Has suddenly occurred to us that you cant spell beginning
Surely it'd make more sense to intermix the green brown and clear glass bins so you could stand in one place and dispose of all your glass in one go.
Instead they put all the green ones together, all the clear ones together and all the brown ones together meaning you have to go back and forth between each area.
Flicking through my phone book to find @DaveMehmet ‘s number to text him. Standing there for 30 seconds swiping my finger up and down all of my contacts beginging with D, but unable to locate him, and getting frustrated whilst doing so......suddenly it occurred to me his name isnt Dave.
Has suddenly occurred to us that you cant spell beginning
Stop altering my posts please.
Why did you have to edit your post @ 6pm, minutes before you replied to me
I’ve realised I’ve started to miss words when I’m writing sentences now. It’s starting to really wind me up. I’m questioning whether it’s some sort of early sign of something like dementia that could affect me in later life, or the more plausible thing, the age of the smart phone. Sentences and words get finished for us with predictive text, and I wonder if it’s making my brain a little lazier and this is how it’s manifesting itself
I’ve realised I’ve started to miss words when I’m writing sentences now. It’s starting to really wind me up. I’m questioning whether it’s some sort of early sign of something like dementia that could affect me in later life, or the more plausible thing, the age of the smart phone. Sentences and words get finished for us with predictive text, and I wonder if it’s making my brain a little lazier and this is how it’s manifesting itself
You should probably doctor.
(Jokes aside, I find myself doing it in emails all the time, mate.)
1. Most of it is drivel; I don't do permanent work so none of them are applicable, but even if I did - it's clear these assholes don't bother to look at profiles before engaging in the "send" button.
2. The amount of times they dont even proofread/pre-populate their shitty templates, so you get emails entitled "Hey [first_name!]".
3. I've just seen one that lists legal obligations (i.e (a) eye-care, and (b) contributory pension) as "benefits". If that's not a warning sign then I'm not sure what is.
People on trains who press the door open button about a hundred times. It's not going to work until the light comes on so stop it please.
Trains I’m switzerland if you press the button before the train comes to a stop, the button lights up to show it’s been pressed and then the door opens when the train is stationary.
That won't stop it. On the buses the bus stopping sign lights up when pressed but it doesn't stop everyone else getting off at the stop from pressing the button too.
Flicking through my phone book to find @DaveMehmet ‘s number to text him. Standing there for 30 seconds swiping my finger up and down all of my contacts beginging with D, but unable to locate him, and getting frustrated whilst doing so......suddenly it occurred to me his name isnt Dave.
Has suddenly occurred to us that you cant spell beginning
Stop altering my posts please.
Why did you have to edit your post @ 6pm, minutes before you replied to me
Email subscriptions when you unsubscribe yet still continue receive emails from that company because they've sneakily put you on an endless amount of mailing lists.
The 'Bite Size' Takeover thread which is nothing more than a platform for the mods to get their 'Like' and 'LOL' counts up without anybody having a right of reply.
The Ikea doc on BBC, I can’t work out if it’s a piss take or not. I wish I had a quid for every time they mentioned diversity, it’s flat pack furniture for fuck sake.
The Ikea doc on BBC, I can’t work out if it’s a piss take or not. I wish I had a quid for every time they mentioned diversity, it’s flat pack furniture for fuck sake.
Shopping in Waitrose Biggin Hill and waiting in line for Farage to pay for his steaks and red wine. Hate him with a passion and just can’t bring myself to shout out “Hurry up you little tosser”. One day, one day.
Fuck me it happens in my world of work so much. Had a meeting today with a guy and he was at pains to tell me he had lunch with the chief data scientist of Facebook or Linkedin (can’t remember which) before Christmas
Really nice guy and I enjoyed meeting him, but this whole name dropping thing is just odd to me. Particularly as we were the ones selling to him. Surely it’s more important the other way round. Claimed they were ‘good friends’
I’m sure they are but I just couldn’t give a toss. One day when I don’t care anymore, I’m gonna reply with ‘I was having lunch at my desk the other week, and I replied to a chap called Paulie 8290 on a football forum I’m on called Charlton Life’
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Surely it'd make more sense to intermix the green brown and clear glass bins so you could stand in one place and dispose of all your glass in one go.
Instead they put all the green ones together, all the clear ones together and all the brown ones together meaning you have to go back and forth between each area.
This isn't rocket science, surely?
(Jokes aside, I find myself doing it in emails all the time, mate.)
1. Most of it is drivel; I don't do permanent work so none of them are applicable, but even if I did - it's clear these assholes don't bother to look at profiles before engaging in the "send" button.
2. The amount of times they dont even proofread/pre-populate their shitty templates, so you get emails entitled "Hey [first_name!]".
3. I've just seen one that lists legal obligations (i.e (a) eye-care, and (b) contributory pension) as "benefits". If that's not a warning sign then I'm not sure what is.
It annoys me our trains don’t do the same.
That's another thing that annoys me.
"which one of our players is a massive austin powers fan"
an hour later
"yeah baby "
Just feck off!!
Thinking of not renewing my next subscription.
Fuck me it happens in my world of work so much. Had a meeting today with a guy and he was at pains to tell me he had lunch with the chief data scientist of Facebook or Linkedin (can’t remember which) before Christmas
Really nice guy and I enjoyed meeting him, but this whole name dropping thing is just odd to me. Particularly as we were the ones selling to him. Surely it’s more important the other way round. Claimed they were ‘good friends’
I’m sure they are but I just couldn’t give a toss. One day when I don’t care anymore, I’m gonna reply with ‘I was having lunch at my desk the other week, and I replied to a chap called Paulie 8290 on a football forum I’m on called Charlton Life’
That’s my lunchtime, that’s who I network with.