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Get on the pitch!!!

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  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,882
    "Get on the pitch!!!"
    Is this what a succession of Charlton managers have said to Igor, with little luck...
  • Paul34
    Paul34 Posts: 4
    Off_it said:

    Hmm, interesting choice of topic for your first contribution.

    No offence if I've got this wrong mate, but people would be mad to respond to this post. Why, you could be the club safety officer or even Old Bill just trying to get some inside info. But surely not........... ?

    Off_it said:

    Hmm, interesting choice of topic for your first contribution.

    No offence if I've got this wrong mate, but people would be mad to respond to this post. Why, you could be the club safety officer or even Old Bill just trying to get some inside info. But surely not........... ?

  • Paul34
    Paul34 Posts: 4
    Yea sorry, went in all guns blazing first time round but just getting frustrated with the protest and getting no where! Lol 100% got no involvement with the club, just a life long fan and got the asshole with how it's being destroyed.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Paul34 said:

    Off_it said:

    Hmm, interesting choice of topic for your first contribution.

    No offence if I've got this wrong mate, but people would be mad to respond to this post. Why, you could be the club safety officer or even Old Bill just trying to get some inside info. But surely not........... ?

    Off_it said:

    Hmm, interesting choice of topic for your first contribution.

    No offence if I've got this wrong mate, but people would be mad to respond to this post. Why, you could be the club safety officer or even Old Bill just trying to get some inside info. But surely not........... ?

    well, that's eased my worries...
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,886
    edited March 2016

    Personally, I was hoping to bring my boots, and see if i could get a place on the bench , rather than the pitch, its seems Riga is into daft substitutions.

    Yeh but there's daft and ridiculous :wink:
  • @Paul34 is legit.

    I know him.
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,293
    @Paul34 is a mole.

    I don't know him.
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,886

    @Paul34 is legit.

    I know him.

    At first glance I read that as leg it, he's gonna have to if he's the only one and the 'A' team go after him :open_mouth:
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,231
    edited March 2016
    Paul34 said:

    Personally I think the next step is to get on the pitch and disrupt the match, shouting at glass in the car park and pathetic masks have been done and got us nowhere, it's time to step it up and the televised game on Sunday is the perfect opportunity. Been speaking to a few people that are up for it but just need greater numbers..... Anyone else out there with the bollox to get involved???

    As you've just joined CL you don't realize that we are dressing in drag,
    and meeting Katrien from the station and walking alongside her to the valley, high heels and shaving your legs are Mandatory, but Facial hair is Fine. Please don't stop to give directions to passing cars as we don't want to lose you for Kerb crawling and you get picked up by the fuzz.

    We have the Mid day slot still available, just in case Katrien decides to get in for a early lunch.
    Welcome to CL, Paul34, the sisters of Pankhurst welcome you to the Club.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    Im up for it....hold on a goddamn minute.....I thought it said 'Get on the Piss'....imagine my disappointment....

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  • @Paul34 is legit.

    I know him.

    Does he know the secret handshake yet to ensure he is proper legit though?
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448

    i think we should sacrifice a goat and throw that on the pitch

    Fuck off, we need the goat to pick the team!
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,886
    edited March 2016

    @Paul34 is legit.

    I know him.

    Does he know the secret handshake yet to ensure he is proper legit though?
    It's just the one finger isn't it or are we up to two yet or maybe it's a full handful, damned memory!
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,231
    seth plum said:

    i think we should sacrifice a goat and throw that on the pitch

    Fuck off, we need the goat to pick the team!
    Don't milk it Seth.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,455
    edited March 2016
    RedChaser said:

    @Paul34 is legit.

    I know him.

    Does he know the secret handshake yet to ensure he is proper legit though?
    It's just the one finger isn't it or are we up to two yet or maybe it's a full handful, damned memory!
    Erm not sure... Remember it being some long sequence with a arse bump (like a chest bump) at some stage.

    Tried to put it out of my memory as I was forced to do my initiation with Colin :(
  • seth plum said:

    i think we should sacrifice a goat and throw that on the pitch

    Fuck off, we need the goat to pick the team!
    Heyyyy come on...

    I know Katrien and Duchbag are idiots but you cant go calling them goats, the poor lil animals dont deserve that sort of slur nor do they deserve to be associated with our two owners!!
  • seth plum said:

    i think we should sacrifice a goat and throw that on the pitch

    Fuck off, we need the goat to pick the team!
    Don't milk it Seth.
    Particularly if it's not a "she".

    Handy farming tips, brought to you by.....
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,852
    seth plum said:

    i think we should sacrifice a goat and throw that on the pitch

    Fuck off, we need the goat to pick the team!
    I think that is blatantly unfair to the sheep we currently have picking the team, and from a man who takes animal cruelty very seriously. Sheep have emotions as well you know and goats are only really sheep with beards.

    Equality for sheep!!

    (I think I'm losing it - just hurry up and feck off RD)
  • RedPanda said:

    And RD certainly ain't there. He has logged off the stream by then.

    RD watches a stream image
    Well, given the effect that running water has on men, it does go some way to explain why it is I get the feeling he's been pissing all over us for the last couple of years....
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491

    seth plum said:

    i think we should sacrifice a goat and throw that on the pitch

    Fuck off, we need the goat to pick the team!
    Don't milk it Seth.
    Particularly if it's not a "she".

    Handy farming tips, brought to you by.....
    brilliant! from a pitch invasion to wanking off a goat in less than 4.5 hours!!

    great effort lads, great effort!

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  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,897

    seth plum said:

    i think we should sacrifice a goat and throw that on the pitch

    Fuck off, we need the goat to pick the team!
    Don't milk it Seth.
    Particularly if it's not a "she".

    Handy farming tips, brought to you by.....
    brilliant! from a pitch invasion to wanking off a goat in less than 4.5 hours!!

    great effort lads, great effort!
    now if Channel 5 was televising the game.....
  • smiffyboy
    smiffyboy Posts: 4,314
    Macronate said:

    seth plum said:

    i think we should sacrifice a goat and throw that on the pitch

    Fuck off, we need the goat to pick the team!
    Don't milk it Seth.
    Particularly if it's not a "she".

    Handy farming tips, brought to you by.....
    brilliant! from a pitch invasion to wanking off a goat in less than 4.5 hours!!

    great effort lads, great effort!
    now if Channel 5 was televising the game.....
    Where is Rebecca Loos when we need her?
  • rikofold
    rikofold Posts: 4,051
    edited March 2016

    @Paul34 is legit.

    I know him.

    Maybe you're the mole...

    Whatever you do don't mention the tennis balls/ weedkiller on the pitch spelling out ROLAND OUT / flypast / mobile billboard / pitch invasion / broken glass on the pitch / superglue on the directors box seats / tarring and feathering of the CEO / etc
  • RedPanda said:

    And RD certainly ain't there. He has logged off the stream by then.

    RD watches a stream image
    We've all been watching a stream of something for the last couple of years - you can do your own punch lines.

    As for getting on the pitch: do it, get banned, then the rest of us won't have to put up with your juvenile idiocy any longer while we get on with the grown up business of dispensing with the rat and his cronies.
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,200
    smiffyboy said:

    Macronate said:

    seth plum said:

    i think we should sacrifice a goat and throw that on the pitch

    Fuck off, we need the goat to pick the team!
    Don't milk it Seth.
    Particularly if it's not a "she".

    Handy farming tips, brought to you by.....
    brilliant! from a pitch invasion to wanking off a goat in less than 4.5 hours!!

    great effort lads, great effort!
    now if Channel 5 was televising the game.....
    Where is Rebecca Loos when we need her?
    Contact details here rebeccaloos.com/rebeccaloos.com/rebeccaloos.com.html

  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,231
    smiffyboy said:

    Macronate said:

    seth plum said:

    i think we should sacrifice a goat and throw that on the pitch

    Fuck off, we need the goat to pick the team!
    Don't milk it Seth.
    Particularly if it's not a "she".

    Handy farming tips, brought to you by.....
    brilliant! from a pitch invasion to wanking off a goat in less than 4.5 hours!!

    great effort lads, great effort!
    now if Channel 5 was televising the game.....
    Where is Rebecca Loos when we need her?
    I remember watching that live and when Rebecca loos became hands on with the Pig, i just thought it was channel 5 answer to Country file.
    This isn't a porky but i felt envious of Pablo.
    I 'll never forget his Post-coital expression.
  • grownupyth
    grownupyth Posts: 128
    Anyone considered "risk"/known by the met will get a 3 year ban for pitch encroachment. Mark my words
  • Jarman
    Jarman Posts: 1,851

    Anyone considered "risk"/known by the met will get a 3 year ban for pitch encroachment. Mark my words

    Sorry hard.
  • grownupyth
    grownupyth Posts: 128
    Haha was hoping for the more Brent "oooh you're hard
  • I've heard @colin1961 is the main organiser PC Plod.

    ...and he said you smell.