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  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,423
    Katrien told me she'd had an email about a tinned processed pork manufacturer sponsoring the team

    "Spam?" I said

    "Yes, how did you know it was them?"
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,888
    Katrien told me she was flying to Argentina to spy on a potential signing

    'Fray Bentos?' I said

    'No, I said spy not pie' she replied
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,423
    Katrien told me she was flying to Argentina to spy on a potential signing

    'Fray Bentos?' I said

    'No, Juventus are an Italian side" she replied
  • Stewart
    Stewart Posts: 2,464
    Why do I keep clicking in to this discussion.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 95,767
    Stewart said:

    Why do I keep clicking in to this discussion.

    Keep asking myself the same thing actually
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,260
    Welcome to CAFC Zak.
    This is the British sense of Humour.
    Sorry that the last few pages have had nothing to do with you.
    we at Charlton Life, like tangents and Christmas crackers.
  • Cafctekkers
    Cafctekkers Posts: 1,259
    This has got to be one of the best threads of the year! Brilliant
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 95,767

    This has got to be one of the best threads of the year! Brilliant

    Hmmmmm
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 27,051
    Katrien said they sacked a player during the tour of Scotland for inappropriate behaviour.

    Edinburgh?, I asked

    No, pinched my ass, she said.

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  • GlassHalfFull
    GlassHalfFull Posts: 2,351

    Yeah, sorry about that, young Zak
    This thread's gone right off the track
    Perhaps the nice folks
    Will stop all the jokes
    |And someone will start a Whose Rack?
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,888
    Katrien told me she was off to watch a player in Wales this week

    'Rhyl'? I asked

    'No, not really' she replied
  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
    KM told me after a trip up North she has developed a real liking for overcooked wild birds

    Roast Partridge or Barbecue Duck? I asked

    "Crisp Owl" was her reply...
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 95,767
    Oakster said:

    KM told me after a trip up North she has developed a real liking for overcooked wild birds

    Roast Partridge or Barbecue Duck? I asked

    "Crisp Owl" was her reply...

    Best of the lot... Cant be beaten!!
  • Welcome to CAFC Zak.
    This is the British sense of Humour.
    Sorry that the last few pages have had nothing to do with you.
    we at Charlton Life, like tangents and are Christmas crackers.

  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,392
    No wonder Katrien doesn't respond to any emails, spends most of her time rabbiting.
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,153
    cafctom said:

    No wonder Katrien doesn't respond to any emails, spends most of her time rabbiting.

    And on holiday by the sounds of things !
  • Atletico Addick
    Atletico Addick Posts: 5,843
    Busy day at work chaps?? :smile:
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757

    Oakster said:

    KM told me after a trip up North she has developed a real liking for overcooked wild birds

    Roast Partridge or Barbecue Duck? I asked

    "Crisp Owl" was her reply...

    Best of the lot... Cant be beaten!!
    Not by Henry that's for sure
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,146
    I told my mate that Katrien's just been on holiday

    He said Jamaica?

    I said no, she went of her own free will

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  • Rob
    Rob Posts: 11,993
    Katrien told me she is recommending to Bergdich the best anti deodorant for the English climate

    'aerosol'? I asked

    'No, for under the armpit actually' she replied
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,937
    "I had a lot of propositions from teams in the Premier League and elsewhere, but I really want to take on the challenge here."

    we could have a really good player on our hands here.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 27,051
    yeah, I turned down prem teams to come here for the challenge....
  • Sillybilly
    Sillybilly Posts: 9,251
    Katrien rang me from her car as she was going to be late for our meeting and said she had a problem with the M25

    "What's that?" I asked

    She said "its a large orbital motorway around Greater London but that's not important right now"

    (for all you lovers of Airplane).
  • DamoNorthStand
    DamoNorthStand Posts: 11,057

    Katrien rang me from her car as she was going to be late for our meeting and said she had a problem with the M25

    "What's that?" I asked

    She said "its a large orbital motorway around Greater London but that's not important right now"

    (for all you lovers of Airplane).

    Has this joke now decended into ripping off lines from films?







    Surely you can't be serious.......
  • Peter_G
    Peter_G Posts: 846
    edited July 2015
    Katrien tells me that we're looking at a player from one of the north eastern states in America.

    New Jersey, I enquired.

    Yes, she replied, and it's quite a snug fit isn't it?
  • Talal
    Talal Posts: 11,554
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,151
    MrOneLung said:

    Katrien told me she was visiting a Charlton fan in Czech Republic.

    Prague Addick?, I asked.

    I can only tell you upon receipt of a freedom of information request, she replied.

    Winner.