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+++Bergdich deal agreed....SIGNED - 4 YEAR DEAL+++

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  • We'll, this thread turned a corner...
  • My wife said she was divorcing me, citing violent behaviour, and was going to relocate and take up a job on a grouse estate in Scotland

    "Beater ?" asked my mate

    "No, cook I think" I said


    Are we back on track now ?
  • Katrian told me she was going to take me to the Carribean for a threesome with her and her mate.
    "Jamaica?" I asked.

    "Nah, she's gagging for it."
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  • Right. Stop it now.
  • se9addick said:

    Imagine Bergdich logging onto Charltons biggest supporters forum tonight thinking "I wonder what the fans of my new club think of my signing...oh look, there's a thread with my name on it, let's see what they have to say...wait, what is this shit ?"!!

    Not his fault he ain't got a purile sense of humour. I can't play football.
  • Katrien told me that she expects our next signing to be quite short and from France . "Lille" I asked!? . " very,I'd class him as a midget actually" she said
  • se9addick said:

    Just to play devils advocate, why do you think any of our signings will help us stay up ?
    Yep, we have signed a heap of players that basically nobody has heard of or actually seen then say "what a great signing".

    It beats me.
  • Yep, we have signed a heap of players that basically nobody has heard of or actually seen then say "what a great signing".

    It beats me.
    I don't get it ?
  • Katrien let slip to me that we're in the process of signing a player who hails from a Pacific island.

    "Midway?" I enquired.

    "Yeah, there's still a bit to go in the negotiations but we've made some progress," she replied.
  • se9addick said:

    I don't get it ?
    It's what Katrien said about the new boy and his reaction to her not washing up in the club rest room

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    Katrien told me she had a scoop for me about a new player signing from Houston.

    "Texas?" I said.

    "I'd prefer to tell you face to face." She replied.
    You've got a real knack for these Romford
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  • edited July 2015
    Roland told me Katrien had been attacked by an animal in India

    "Calcutta?"

    "No, cows can't carry knives"
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  • Katrien told me we were signing a player from South America.

    "Uruguay?" I asked.

    She told me not to pry into her private life.


    *copyright Homer Simpson*
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  • It's all gone surreal ... :smiley:
  • It's gone to the dogs
  • A collective transfer fuelled madness has occurred here.
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