Imagine Bergdich logging onto Charltons biggest supporters forum tonight thinking "I wonder what the fans of my new club think of my signing...oh look, there's a thread with my name on it, let's see what they have to say...wait, what is this shit ?"!!
Imagine Bergdich logging onto Charltons biggest supporters forum tonight thinking "I wonder what the fans of my new club think of my signing...oh look, there's a thread with my name on it, let's see what they have to say...wait, what is this shit ?"!!
Not his fault he ain't got a purile sense of humour. I can't play football.
Katrien told me that she expects our next signing to be quite short and from France . "Lille" I asked!? . " very,I'd class him as a midget actually" she said
I dont think this is the right thread but just got 66/1 at ladbrokes for championship[each way bet].Suely we cant still be second favorites to go down after these signings.Or maybe ladbrokes know they are crap.
Just to play devils advocate, why do you think any of our signings will help us stay up ?
Yep, we have signed a heap of players that basically nobody has heard of or actually seen then say "what a great signing".
I dont think this is the right thread but just got 66/1 at ladbrokes for championship[each way bet].Suely we cant still be second favorites to go down after these signings.Or maybe ladbrokes know they are crap.
Just to play devils advocate, why do you think any of our signings will help us stay up ?
Yep, we have signed a heap of players that basically nobody has heard of or actually seen then say "what a great signing".
I dont think this is the right thread but just got 66/1 at ladbrokes for championship[each way bet].Suely we cant still be second favorites to go down after these signings.Or maybe ladbrokes know they are crap.
Just to play devils advocate, why do you think any of our signings will help us stay up ?
Yep, we have signed a heap of players that basically nobody has heard of or actually seen then say "what a great signing".
It beats me.
I don't get it ?
It's what Katrien said about the new boy and his reaction to her not washing up in the club rest room
Katrien told me that she found some documents in the office from years ago about how some girl got executed for making threats to Zheng Zhi when he was in China.
"Shanghai?" I presumed.
"Nope, just a couple of feet off he ground" she said.
Katrien told me she'd had an altercation with a member of charltonlife regarding all the bad puns on this thread. She said she ended up firing a gun at a small model of an Indian advice giver that was sitting on a windowsill.
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"Baghdad?" I asked.
"Good point, she said. We'd better sign him up too before he starts spouting shit on Twitter."
"Beater ?" asked my mate
"No, cook I think" I said
Are we back on track now ?
"Muscat?" I enquired.
"Fuck off. That dirty bastard ended Matty Holmes' career". She responded, quite impressively.
"Jamaica?" I asked.
"Nah, she's gagging for it."
"Erbil?" I questioned.
"30% of the fee" she said
"Are you insane?" I said
"No, in the Thames on the Clipper to Woolwich" she replied.
It beats me.
"Midway?" I enquired.
"Yeah, there's still a bit to go in the negotiations but we've made some progress," she replied.
"Stanstead!" I proclaimed.
"Nooooooooo!! She wailed. I loved that man".
"Calcutta?"
"No, cows can't carry knives"
"Lauda?" I said.
" A NEW AUSTRIAN PLAYER RELATED TO A FAMOUS GRAND PRIX DRIVER FROM THE 1980's" She shouted.
Well, even I'm bored now... Goodnight everyone!
"Shanghai?" I presumed.
"Nope, just a couple of feet off he ground" she said.
"Uruguay?" I asked.
She told me not to pry into her private life.
*copyright Homer Simpson*
"ShootersHillGuru?" I asked.
"Yeah." She said, sadly.