Katrien said she was flying to the Philippines to hand over some money to a Redknap in an envelope. "Manila" I enquired quizzically? "No its a nice shade of off-white" she responded
I saw Katrien this morning. "I'm off to Poole to wrap up our new signing", she said. "In Dorset?" I asked. "Yes," she said, "it's one of my favourite south Coast towns and I'd recommend it to anyone".
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KM told me in confidence that she is discreetly tracking a Yeovil player, the target known around the club only as Lady Duchatelet's Glover ....
All of a sudden I was surprised to see a large object sticking out of the ocean.
"Look Katrien there appears to be a mountain ahead" I exclaimed.
"Don't be a f**king idiot Dan, that's a Berg...dich" she replied with annoyance.
Lille?
Nope, he's well over six feet
Happy about these new signings
In all seriousness this is brilliant
And should now signal the end of the jokes this is the winner
"Sochaux?" I asked.
"Not yet, we've still got to agree wages"
"Moscow?" I asked
"But you've only just got here" she replied.
"Manila" I enquired quizzically?
"No its a nice shade of off-white" she responded
Ah Seoul I exclaimed!
Well if you're going to be like that she said & stormed off
It's just not fair
"Ascot?" I asked,
"No, I think he's English" she retorted
KM asked me where she could take one of the new players for a drink.
Ba, I asked ?
Yes, she said, or maybe a nice restaurant ....
"Makienok?" I asked.
"Nah, I've left the door on the latch"
Prague Addick?, I asked.
I can only tell you upon receipt of a freedom of information request, she replied.
Rio I asked?
No, he's past it she replied.
"puns" I asked
"Yes, them especially, I wish there was someone I could read lots and lots of them in the same place" she replied