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  • Katrien told me that herself and Luzon had to have some long nights negotiating to get our new signing in from the Bundesliga.

    "Hanover?"

    "No we only had a few"
  • edited July 2015
    Chizz said:

    "Katrien has signed a player that was on loan at an Italian club".

    "Genoa?"

    "Not very well, but I have met her a couple of times".

    seth plum said:

    "Katrien has signed a player from Afghanistan"

    "Jalalabad?"

    "No! I'm a very good singer actually!"

    "Katrien has signed a player from Kingston"

    "Jamaica?"

    "No! It was by her own accord."

    MrOneLung said:

    I asked Katrien of any plans to scout players from Scandinavia.

    Norway she said.

    Ok, was only asking.

    "I'm not sure, but I think Katrien has signed someone from a northern US state."

    "Alaska?"

    "Oh, thanks mate. While you're there, can you find out what position he plays?"

    Katrien told me the manager is signing a new player from Latvia.

    "Riga?" I enquired.

    "No, Luzon." She responded.

    DanDavis said:

    "Katrien mentioned that she could be close to signing someone from the former USSR."

    "Russia?"

    "Nope, She said she'd tell me when she's good and ready"

    Katrien told me she had a scoop for me about a new player signing from Houston.

    "Texas?" I said.

    "I'd prefer to tell you face to face." She replied.

    Katrien told me she had a scoop for me about a new player signing from the south of France.

    "Toulouse?" I said.

    " No, to win hopefully. What are you, some kind of idiot?" She replied.

    KM told me she had approached a woman in the north west of the USA to be our new tea lady.

    "Alaska?" I enquired

    "No, I already have. Just waiting for her response" she replied.

    I told KM that my sister, living in the south of France, had just given birth.

    "Nice?" she enquired

    "No, it's a nephew actually" I replied.

    sam3110 said:

    Katrien told me she'll be watching her phone waiting for confirmation of a player coming in from an island soon.

    Hawaii? I asked

    No it's a samsung, she replied

    These are quality. More please.
  • edited July 2015
    Katrien told me she had a scoop for me about a new player signing from a small town in Brittany.

    "Baud?" I said.

    " No, he has a full head of hair?" She replied.

    Unfortunately I have time on my hands, a laptop and good internet to hand...sorry!
  • Katrien told me she had a scoop for me about a new player signing from the former Soviet Union.

    "Russian?" I said.

    " Well, we've got a couple of weeks till the transfer window closes ?" She replied.
  • Katrien told me she had a scoop for me about a new player flying in from Oslo.

    "Norway?" I said.

    " Come on, would I lie to you" She replied.
  • KM hasn't heard from the Alaskan woman so has updated me saying she has invited a woman from Indonesia over for interview.

    "Jakarta?" I enquired

    "No. I put her on a plane" she assured me.
  • KM told me about a footballer who was coming to the club for talks all the way from South America.

    "Chile?" I enquired

    "Probably, as he is used to a warmer climate" she replied.
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  • edited July 2015
    Katrien told me she was close to signing a player from one of the top teams in Austria who wanted to come to England.

    "Graz?"

    "Yeah thanks he looks really good"
  • KM told me about a footballer who was coming to the club for talks all the way from South America.

    "Chile?" I enquired

    "No, I'm always pleased to see you" she replied.

  • Does any one know what nationality he is?

    Czech?

    Ok I'll go on Wikipedia
  • Help me out funny man! I ain't got it in my arsenal
  • se9addick said:

    Does any one know what nationality he is?

    Czech?

    Ok I'll go on Wikipedia

    You could have worked that into a Katrien joke and you know you could. Let yourself down there.
    [F]lagged for poor application. Unexceptable.
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  • Flagged: "Unacceptable"

    Oh my god. I am going to hide now. That is seriously poor.
  • WSSWSS
    edited July 2015
    Katrien whatsapp'd me earlier about a wonderkid we were signing from South America.

    "Chile?" I asked

    "No, I'm sweating, the air conditioning at The Valley is broken" she said

    Bollocks- someone done Chile. I would flag myself, but I can't. *hic*
  • WSS said:

    Katrien whatsapp'd me earlier about a wonderkid we were signing from South America.

    "Chile?" I asked

    "No, I'm sweating, the air conditioning at The Valley is broken" she said

    Cheers Col
  • KM told me the club were giving a trial to the former Aston Villa defender Herd who was from somewhere in Australia

    "Sydney?" I enquired

    "No, I think he's called Chris" she replied.
  • Katrien told me to expect a big signing soon, whilst we were having a drink in Bartrams.

    Stout? I asked

    No, but he's bloody tall, she replied
  • Isn't there already a thread for shit jokes?


  • Katriens got stopped by the police for speeding on way to watch a player from Poole.

    In Dorset?

    Yeah, got three points and a fine.
  • "Damn!" Said Katrien.
    She then told me we missed out on a big up and coming star because we wouldn't pay for his pet rodent to be shipped from the Netherlands.

    "Amsterdam?" I asked.

    "No, Guinea Pig, damn!" She replied
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