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Final shred of integrity gone.0
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KM told me in confidence that she is discreetly tracking a Yeovil player, the target known around the club only as Lady Duchatelet's Glover ....
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Reminds me of the time me and Katrien rode Titanic from Southampton to New York and we were sat on deck plotting in signings for the future...
All of a sudden I was surprised to see a large object sticking out of the ocean.
"Look Katrien there appears to be a mountain ahead" I exclaimed.
"Don't be a f**king idiot Dan, that's a Berg...dich" she replied with annoyance.0 -
KM said we were buying a centre back from France league one side
Lille?
Nope, he's well over six feet
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GlassHalfFull said:
KM told me in confidence that she is discreetly tracking a Yeovil player, the target known around the club only as Lady Duchatelet's Glover ....
In all seriousness this is brilliant
And should now signal the end of the jokes this is the winner3 -
I think the Spa one is excellent.0
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80 new posts... What the fuck?!
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Katrien said we were buying a player from an East-France Ligue one side
"Sochaux?" I asked.
"Not yet, we've still got to agree wages"0 -
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Katrien said "We are buying a player from Dinamo"
"Moscow?" I asked
"But you've only just got here" she replied.2 -
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Katrien said she was flying to the Philippines to hand over some money to a Redknap in an envelope.
"Manila" I enquired quizzically?
"No its a nice shade of off-white" she responded0 -
Completing our international signings is a player from the capital of South Korea Katrien told me..
Ah Seoul I exclaimed!
Well if you're going to be like that she said & stormed off
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Think all these signings have got people a bit overexcited.2
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I saw Katrien this morning. "I'm off to Poole to wrap up our new signing", she said. "In Dorset?" I asked. "Yes," she said, "it's one of my favourite south Coast towns and I'd recommend it to anyone".12
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I must be one of the few people on here who hasn't seen Katrien this morning. Not surprising as I live nowhere near anywhere she will likely be.
It's just not fair
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Katrien said they were looking at a non-league player in Berkshire
"Ascot?" I asked,
"No, I think he's English" she retorted4 -
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So finally we have signed a Moroccan to add to the Belgians. @masicat never wrong...4
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KM asked me where she could take one of the new players for a drink.
Ba, I asked ?
Yes, she said, or maybe a nice restaurant ....
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Katrien said that she had a giant Danish striker popping round for dinner.
"Makienok?" I asked.
"Nah, I've left the door on the latch"0 -
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Katrien told me she was visiting a Charlton fan in Czech Republic.
Prague Addick?, I asked.
I can only tell you upon receipt of a freedom of information request, she replied.9 -
Katrien told me she was flying to Brasil to speak to a player
Rio I asked?
No, he's past it she replied.6 -
Katrien said she loves the English sense of humour
"puns" I asked
"Yes, them especially, I wish there was someone I could read lots and lots of them in the same place" she replied3 -
Please please please stop now or start it's own thread,2
