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+++Bergdich deal agreed....SIGNED - 4 YEAR DEAL+++
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We'll, this thread turned a corner...4
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This is what the end of the internet looks like.18
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Katrien told me she's reopened negotiations with Andy Delort, but they need to fly him over from Iraq.
"Baghdad?" I asked.
"Good point, she said. We'd better sign him up too before he starts spouting shit on Twitter."15 -
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My wife said she was divorcing me, citing violent behaviour, and was going to relocate and take up a job on a grouse estate in Scotland
"Beater ?" asked my mate
"No, cook I think" I said
Are we back on track now ?3 -
Katrien tells me she wants to sign a player from Oman.
"Muscat?" I enquired.
"Fuck off. That dirty bastard ended Matty Holmes' career". She responded, quite impressively.20 -
Katrian told me she was going to take me to the Carribean for a threesome with her and her mate.
"Jamaica?" I asked.
"Nah, she's gagging for it."1 -
Katrien told me we were signing a decent Russian centre back and his agent was a woman from Kurdistan.
"Erbil?" I questioned.
"30% of the fee" she said8 -
Imagine Bergdich logging onto Charltons biggest supporters forum tonight thinking "I wonder what the fans of my new club think of my signing...oh look, there's a thread with my name on it, let's see what they have to say...wait, what is this shit ?"!!19
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According to Katrien we're taking our chances on a load of French players from Ligue 2.
"Are you insane?" I said
"No, in the Thames on the Clipper to Woolwich" she replied.6 -
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Right. Stop it now.1
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Not his fault he ain't got a purile sense of humour. I can't play football.se9addick said:Imagine Bergdich logging onto Charltons biggest supporters forum tonight thinking "I wonder what the fans of my new club think of my signing...oh look, there's a thread with my name on it, let's see what they have to say...wait, what is this shit ?"!!
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Katrien told me that she expects our next signing to be quite short and from France . "Lille" I asked!? . " very,I'd class him as a midget actually" she said4
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Yep, we have signed a heap of players that basically nobody has heard of or actually seen then say "what a great signing".se9addick said:
Just to play devils advocate, why do you think any of our signings will help us stay up ?timken said:I dont think this is the right thread but just got 66/1 at ladbrokes for championship[each way bet].Suely we cant still be second favorites to go down after these signings.Or maybe ladbrokes know they are crap.
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I don't get it ?ElfsborgAddick said:
Yep, we have signed a heap of players that basically nobody has heard of or actually seen then say "what a great signing".se9addick said:
Just to play devils advocate, why do you think any of our signings will help us stay up ?timken said:I dont think this is the right thread but just got 66/1 at ladbrokes for championship[each way bet].Suely we cant still be second favorites to go down after these signings.Or maybe ladbrokes know they are crap.
It beats me.2 -
Katrien let slip to me that we're in the process of signing a player who hails from a Pacific island.
"Midway?" I enquired.
"Yeah, there's still a bit to go in the negotiations but we've made some progress," she replied.0 -
It's what Katrien said about the new boy and his reaction to her not washing up in the club rest roomse9addick said:
I don't get it ?ElfsborgAddick said:
Yep, we have signed a heap of players that basically nobody has heard of or actually seen then say "what a great signing".se9addick said:
Just to play devils advocate, why do you think any of our signings will help us stay up ?timken said:I dont think this is the right thread but just got 66/1 at ladbrokes for championship[each way bet].Suely we cant still be second favorites to go down after these signings.Or maybe ladbrokes know they are crap.
It beats me.
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You've got a real knack for these Romfordlordromford said:.
Katrien told me she had a scoop for me about a new player signing from Houston.DanDavis said:"Katrien mentioned that she could be close to signing someone from the former USSR."
"Russia?"
"Nope, She said she'd tell me when she's good and ready"
"Texas?" I said.
"I'd prefer to tell you face to face." She replied.0 -
Katrien told me she was jumping in the car to pick up our signing from the airport - "sat nav is sending me up the M11" she questioned.
"Stanstead!" I proclaimed.
"Nooooooooo!! She wailed. I loved that man".8 -
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Roland told me Katrien had been attacked by an animal in India
"Calcutta?"
"No, cows can't carry knives"3 -
Katrien told me she had a scoop for me about a new Austrian player related to a famous Grand Prix driver from the 1980's.
"Lauda?" I said.
" A NEW AUSTRIAN PLAYER RELATED TO A FAMOUS GRAND PRIX DRIVER FROM THE 1980's" She shouted.
Well, even I'm bored now... Goodnight everyone!5 -
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Katrien told me that she found some documents in the office from years ago about how some girl got executed for making threats to Zheng Zhi when he was in China.
"Shanghai?" I presumed.
"Nope, just a couple of feet off he ground" she said.5 -
Katrien told me we were signing a player from South America.
"Uruguay?" I asked.
She told me not to pry into her private life.
*copyright Homer Simpson*4 -
Katrien told me she'd had an altercation with a member of charltonlife regarding all the bad puns on this thread. She said she ended up firing a gun at a small model of an Indian advice giver that was sitting on a windowsill.
"ShootersHillGuru?" I asked.
"Yeah." She said, sadly.
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It's all gone surreal ...
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It's gone to the dogs0
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A collective transfer fuelled madness has occurred here.1
