+++Bergdich deal agreed....SIGNED - 4 YEAR DEAL+++
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Make it stop... please...6 -
Katrien told me that herself and Luzon had to have some long nights negotiating to get our new signing in from the Bundesliga.
"Hanover?"
"No we only had a few"4 -
Chizz said:
"Katrien has signed a player that was on loan at an Italian club".
"Genoa?"
"Not very well, but I have met her a couple of times".seth plum said:"Katrien has signed a player from Afghanistan"
"Jalalabad?"
"No! I'm a very good singer actually!"ValleyGary said:"Katrien has signed a player from Kingston"
"Jamaica?"
"No! It was by her own accord."MrOneLung said:I asked Katrien of any plans to scout players from Scandinavia.
Norway she said.
Ok, was only asking.lordromford said:"I'm not sure, but I think Katrien has signed someone from a northern US state."
"Alaska?"
"Oh, thanks mate. While you're there, can you find out what position he plays?"lordromford said:Katrien told me the manager is signing a new player from Latvia.
"Riga?" I enquired.
"No, Luzon." She responded.DanDavis said:"Katrien mentioned that she could be close to signing someone from the former USSR."
"Russia?"
"Nope, She said she'd tell me when she's good and ready"lordromford said:Katrien told me she had a scoop for me about a new player signing from Houston.
"Texas?" I said.
"I'd prefer to tell you face to face." She replied.soapy_jones said:Katrien told me she had a scoop for me about a new player signing from the south of France.
"Toulouse?" I said.
" No, to win hopefully. What are you, some kind of idiot?" She replied.sirjohnhumphrey said:KM told me she had approached a woman in the north west of the USA to be our new tea lady.
"Alaska?" I enquired
"No, I already have. Just waiting for her response" she replied.CAFC_Norfolk said:I told KM that my sister, living in the south of France, had just given birth.
"Nice?" she enquired
"No, it's a nephew actually" I replied.
These are quality. More please.sam3110 said:Katrien told me she'll be watching her phone waiting for confirmation of a player coming in from an island soon.
Hawaii? I asked
No it's a samsung, she replied4 -
Katrien told me she had a scoop for me about a new player signing from a small town in Brittany.
"Baud?" I said.
" No, he has a full head of hair?" She replied.
Unfortunately I have time on my hands, a laptop and good internet to hand...sorry!3 -
Katrien told me she had a scoop for me about a new player signing from the former Soviet Union.
"Russian?" I said.
" Well, we've got a couple of weeks till the transfer window closes ?" She replied.1 -
I told a mate I met KM up in North Wales
Bangor, he said
No just a couple of pints and a kiss goodnight
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Katrien told me she had a scoop for me about a new player flying in from Oslo.
"Norway?" I said.
" Come on, would I lie to you" She replied.3 -
KM hasn't heard from the Alaskan woman so has updated me saying she has invited a woman from Indonesia over for interview.
"Jakarta?" I enquired
"No. I put her on a plane" she assured me.2 -
KM told me Henderson has gone to see a shoulder specialist in West London
"Ealing" I asked
"Not, really, he's a right sick note" she said6 -
KM told me about a footballer who was coming to the club for talks all the way from South America.
"Chile?" I enquired
"Probably, as he is used to a warmer climate" she replied.2 -
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Katrien told me she was close to signing a player from one of the top teams in Austria who wanted to come to England.
"Graz?"
"Yeah thanks he looks really good"2 -
CAFC_Norfolk said:
KM told me about a footballer who was coming to the club for talks all the way from South America.
"Chile?" I enquired
"No, I'm always pleased to see you" she replied.1 -
Katrien told me she had a scoop for me about a new player from Northern Benin.
"Djougou?" I said.
" No we did it all over the phone" She replied.5 -
Katrien told me earlier today that there would be no further signings this week due to the funeral of a distant friend who lived in a suburb of Manchester.
"Bury?" I asked
"No I think its a cremation" she replied8 -
Does any one know what nationality he is?
Czech?
Ok I'll go on Wikipedia3 -
You could have worked that into a Katrien joke and you know you could. Let yourself down there.Sonicstud85 said:Does any one know what nationality he is?
Czech?
Ok I'll go on Wikipedia8 -
Help me out funny man! I ain't got it in my arsenal1
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[F]lagged for poor application. Unexceptable.se9addick said:
You could have worked that into a Katrien joke and you know you could. Let yourself down there.Sonicstud85 said:Does any one know what nationality he is?
Czech?
Ok I'll go on Wikipedia1 -
Flagged: "Unacceptable"8
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Katrien told me she went to a city in Thailand to sign an international, but he wouldn't agree terms.
"Phuket?" I said.
"Yeah" she replied.6 -
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Oh my god. I am going to hide now. That is seriously poor.Sonicstud85 said:Flagged: "Unacceptable"
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Katrien whatsapp'd me earlier about a wonderkid we were signing from South America.
"Chile?" I asked
"No, I'm sweating, the air conditioning at The Valley is broken" she said
Bollocks- someone done Chile. I would flag myself, but I can't. *hic*1 -
Katrien told me she had a scoop for me about the next new player coming in from Belgium.
"Spa?" I said.
" Oh go on then, just a playful scrap and no rough stuff" She replied.7 -
KM told me the club were giving a trial to the former Aston Villa defender Herd who was from somewhere in Australia
"Sydney?" I enquired
"No, I think he's called Chris" she replied.4 -
Katrien told me she's undecided on whether to sign the next Leo Messi from some club in the UAE.
"Dubai?" I said.
"Ok, you've talked me into it." She answered.6 -
Katrien told me to expect a big signing soon, whilst we were having a drink in Bartrams.
Stout? I asked
No, but he's bloody tall, she replied2 -
Isn't there already a thread for shit jokes?
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Katriens got stopped by the police for speeding on way to watch a player from Poole.
In Dorset?
Yeah, got three points and a fine.2 -
"Damn!" Said Katrien.
She then told me we missed out on a big up and coming star because we wouldn't pay for his pet rodent to be shipped from the Netherlands.
"Amsterdam?" I asked.
"No, Guinea Pig, damn!" She replied2
