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Simon Makienok (fit missus page 1, signed page 4)

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  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,179
    edited July 2015
    We've got big Makienok,
    We've got big Makienok,
    He's gonna f*** you up,
    He's gonna f*** you up!
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    His song will definitely be the old Michael Morrison one. We're original like that.
  • hawksmoor
    hawksmoor Posts: 2,608
    Man, I've never read an interview with a new signing that was so effusive. He even got goosebumps when he walked onto the pitch!
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,231

    His song will definitely be the old Michael Morrison one. We're original like that.

    Reckon it'll be

    Si-mon Mak-ie-nok, say Simon Makienok
  • DamoNorthStand
    DamoNorthStand Posts: 10,943
    hawksmoor said:

    Man, I've never read an interview with a new signing that was so effusive. He even got goosebumps when he walked onto the pitch!

    That's an achievement in 36 degree heat.
  • Valley11
    Valley11 Posts: 12,001
    Reckon Igor will be happy with this. Looks like SM loves a knock down. Hope he becomes a hero. Have a slight doubt about his physicality in the Champ but let's see.
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,231
    Not the most original, but...


    He's big, he's red
    His feet stick out the bed
    Makienok, Makienokkk
  • Bubble
    Bubble Posts: 1,541
    @RiccardoGatto: Palermo and #Charlton have reached an agreement for #Makienok: loan with an option to buy for 2 mln
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,293
    "Makienok nok nok-ing in heavenly goals "

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  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,977
    Makienok's highlights video on you tube shows someone capable in the air but with 2 good feet too. Penalty with his right foot, couple of goals and through-balls with the left and some towering headers.

    Permission to get excited please.....
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,833
    CAFCsayer said:

    Makienok's a striker,
    He's 6 foot seven tall,
    And when you ask him who he likes, he says he hates Millwall
    He come here from Palermo,
    And now he is a red.
    And when he goes to sleep at night his feet stick out the bed

    That's brilliant

  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,594
    A winner, except change likes to hates
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    seth plum said:

    ...and his song is?

    Mak-ie-nok, he can slip my wife his cock, if he scores, if he scores............
  • roseandcrown
    roseandcrown Posts: 7,588

    seth plum said:

    ...and his song is?

    Mak-ie-nok, he can slip my wife his cock, if he scores, if he scores............
    Ok!!!
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,897
    Bubble said:

    @RiccardoGatto: Palermo and #Charlton have reached an agreement for #Makienok: loan with an option to buy for 2 mln

    if he impresses that would be a disappointing length of contract.
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,231
    Or...

    Makienok's a striker,
    He's 6 foot seven tall,
    And when you ask him who he hates, he says he hates Millwall
    He came here from Palermo,
    His feet stick out the bed,
    And when he's standing on the pitch his head is in row zed


    And yes I'm stuck inside and bored!
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,169


    Thought I would be the first to suggest a song for big Simon but can't think of anything to rhyme with Makienok.

    how about cock?
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    CAFCsayer said:

    Makienok's a striker,
    He's 6 foot seven tall,
    And when you ask him who he likes, he says he hates Millwall
    He come here from Palermo,
    And now he is a red.
    And when he goes to sleep at night his feet stick out the bed

    Are you Richard Stilgoe?

    ; )

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  • http://youtu.be/-yWQ8SRp_fU

    The question is, was his missus the brunette at the start or the naked blonde about halfway through?
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    1:31, that is all
  • Pedro45
    Pedro45 Posts: 5,825
    Jeez, big tatts on his leg too!
  • mrbligh
    mrbligh Posts: 3,056


    If Simon is Big Mak, does that make TWWW Quarter Pounder ??

    he's a sexual monster
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Pedro45 said:

    Jeez, big tatts on his leg too!

    They're football socks mate...........
  • Pedro45
    Pedro45 Posts: 5,825

    Pedro45 said:

    Jeez, big tatts on his leg too!

    They're football socks mate...........
    On his thigh? Must be tights then!
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    They say he's six foot seven
    He's got a ten foot c**k
    If you wanna know his name
    It's Simon Mackienok.
  • JaShea99
    JaShea99 Posts: 5,461
    What does 'option to buy' mean? Surely there's a possibility of making every loan permanent if all parties are happy. Have we ever signed a loan player where there is categorically no option of fully signing them at the end?!
  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,484
    JaShea99 said:

    What does 'option to buy' mean? Surely there's a possibility of making every loan permanent if all parties are happy. Have we ever signed a loan player where there is categorically no option of fully signing them at the end?!

    It means the fee is already agreed, so no haggling either way after the loan ends.
  • JaShea99 said:

    What does 'option to buy' mean? Surely there's a possibility of making every loan permanent if all parties are happy. Have we ever signed a loan player where there is categorically no option of fully signing them at the end?!

    I would assume it means we get first refusal on him next summer for the agreed fee, stop other clubs poaching him if he hopefully has a great season with us.