Ejaculating Pissing when bladder full to bursting Farting Getting the itch sqaure in the middle of back But my absolute fav, numero uno has to be crimping off a nice, long, tapered crap. One that just glides out and enters the water whilst still attached, silently, like an assasin. Leaving you feeling absolutely empty and that upon having a suspected unnecessary wipe it turns out to be a no-wiper. Absolute bliss
Ejaculating Pissing when bladder full to bursting Farting Getting the itch sqaure in the middle of back But my absolute fav, numero uno has to be crimping off a nice, long, tapered crap. One that just glides out and enters the water whilst still attached, silently, like an assasin. Leaving you feeling absolutely empty and that upon having a suspected unnecessary wipe it turns out to be a no-wiper. Absolute bliss
I will give you this shooters. You are as bonkers as a box of frogs but you take the banter well.
thank you beds, its our premier british trait, correct - self deprecation, taking the piss out of y'self? in sharp contrast to where i currently reside.
You are currently residing in the wrong part of this nation, obviously.
I will give you this shooters. You are as bonkers as a box of frogs but you take the banter well.
thank you beds, its our premier british trait, correct - self deprecation, taking the piss out of y'self? in sharp contrast to where i currently reside.
You are currently residing in the wrong part of this nation, obviously.
wrong part of the world more like lg, but the relocation research is gathering pace...girlfriend is pressing me for a 2014 departure...
I will give you this shooters. You are as bonkers as a box of frogs but you take the banter well.
thank you beds, its our premier british trait, correct - self deprecation, taking the piss out of y'self? in sharp contrast to where i currently reside.
You seem to really despise Americans and America, Why do you live there?
i despise arrogance/elitism, whether american, zionist, british too in some cases, wherever i find it. i have been here in el-lay 25+ years for a variety of reasons, first for various womyn, work & sunshine, and subsequently & mainly, that for 100% raw vegans, you are very well served by organic fruit/veg street markets within 20 mins, 7 days a week.
I will give you this shooters. You are as bonkers as a box of frogs but you take the banter well.
thank you beds, its our premier british trait, correct - self deprecation, taking the piss out of y'self? in sharp contrast to where i currently reside.
You seem to really despise Americans and America, Why do you live there?
i despise arrogance/elitism, whether american, zionist, british too in some cases, wherever i find it. i have been here in el-lay 25+ years for a variety of reasons, first for various womyn, work & sunshine, and subsequently & mainly, that for 100% raw vegans, you are very well served by organic fruit/veg street markets within 20 mins, 7 days a week.
I would imagine that you can buy/obtain organic fruit/vegetables many places in the world where you wouldn't be so miserable in your surroundings, for goodness sakes man, make it happen, put us all out of your misery.
I will give you this shooters. You are as bonkers as a box of frogs but you take the banter well.
thank you beds, its our premier british trait, correct - self deprecation, taking the piss out of y'self? in sharp contrast to where i currently reside.
You seem to really despise Americans and America, Why do you live there?
i despise arrogance/elitism, whether american, zionist, british too in some cases, wherever i find it. i have been here in el-lay 25+ years for a variety of reasons, first for various womyn, work & sunshine, and subsequently & mainly, that for 100% raw vegans, you are very well served by organic fruit/veg street markets within 20 mins, 7 days a week.
I would imagine that you can buy/obtain organic fruit/vegetables many places in the world where you wouldn't be so miserable in your surroundings, for goodness sakes man, make it happen, put us all out of your misery.
sadly, insane chemical agriculture is increasingly global, even in remote rural areas (with the exception of one nation it seems, bhutan), but really appreciate your farewell wishes lg, and we WILL be one way ticketing somewhere tropical soon;>)
I will give you this shooters. You are as bonkers as a box of frogs but you take the banter well.
thank you beds, its our premier british trait, correct - self deprecation, taking the piss out of y'self? in sharp contrast to where i currently reside.
You seem to really despise Americans and America, Why do you live there?
i despise arrogance/elitism, whether american, zionist, british too in some cases, wherever i find it. i have been here in el-lay 25+ years for a variety of reasons, first for various womyn, work & sunshine, and subsequently & mainly, that for 100% raw vegans, you are very well served by organic fruit/veg street markets within 20 mins, 7 days a week.
I would imagine that you can buy/obtain organic fruit/vegetables many places in the world where you wouldn't be so miserable in your surroundings, for goodness sakes man, make it happen, put us all out of your misery.
sadly, insane chemical agriculture is increasingly global, even in remote rural areas (with the exception of one nation it seems, bhutan), but really appreciate your farewell wishes lg, and we WILL be one way ticketing somewhere tropical soon;>)
I will give you this shooters. You are as bonkers as a box of frogs but you take the banter well.
thank you beds, its our premier british trait, correct - self deprecation, taking the piss out of y'self? in sharp contrast to where i currently reside.
You seem to really despise Americans and America, Why do you live there?
i despise arrogance/elitism, whether american, zionist, british too in some cases, wherever i find it. i have been here in el-lay 25+ years for a variety of reasons, first for various womyn, work & sunshine, and subsequently & mainly, that for 100% raw vegans, you are very well served by organic fruit/veg street markets within 20 mins, 7 days a week.
I would imagine that you can buy/obtain organic fruit/vegetables many places in the world where you wouldn't be so miserable in your surroundings, for goodness sakes man, make it happen, put us all out of your misery.
sadly, insane chemical agriculture is increasingly global, even in remote rural areas (with the exception of one nation it seems, bhutan), but really appreciate your farewell wishes lg, and we WILL be one way ticketing somewhere tropical soon;>)
I will give you this shooters. You are as bonkers as a box of frogs but you take the banter well.
thank you beds, its our premier british trait, correct - self deprecation, taking the piss out of y'self? in sharp contrast to where i currently reside.
You are currently residing in the wrong part of this nation, obviously.
wrong part of the world more like lg, but the relocation research is gathering pace...girlfriend is pressing me for a 2014 departure...
I will give you this shooters. You are as bonkers as a box of frogs but you take the banter well.
thank you beds, its our premier british trait, correct - self deprecation, taking the piss out of y'self? in sharp contrast to where i currently reside.
You are currently residing in the wrong part of this nation, obviously.
wrong part of the world more like lg, but the relocation research is gathering pace...girlfriend is pressing me for a 2014 departure...
She wants rid of you too, eh?
funneeee, nah, lucyluv n me are trippn' off to the tropics together...
But my absolute fav, numero uno has to be crimping off a nice, long, tapered crap. One that just glides out and enters the water whilst still attached, silently, like an assasin. Leaving you feeling absolutely empty and that upon having a suspected unnecessary wipe it turns out to be a no-wiper. Absolute bliss
Poetry.
I would add that second to this would be the excited quicker stomach clenching version accompanied by your arse playing the William Tell Overture and all the lights going on and off in your head...
When I was about 18 and went out with some colleagues for a beer at lunchtime, a guy in his 50s called Tom sometimes joined us. One day, talk turned to what we had got up to with girlfriends the night before (this was the early 70s, a more innocent time). After a while, old Tom chipped in with " Bollocks to that old nonsense, I'd rather have a bloody good shit these days". Cue incredulous looks and much laughter from us young uns.
Now, I'm 59 next week and yet to be convinced by old Tom's argument in favour of a crap over more carnal pleasures.......
........ but @Carter has come as close as anyone ever has to capturing the sheer joy of a poo. Hat duly doffed.
But my absolute fav, numero uno has to be crimping off a nice, long, tapered crap. One that just glides out and enters the water whilst still attached, silently, like an assasin. Leaving you feeling absolutely empty and that upon having a suspected unnecessary wipe it turns out to be a no-wiper. Absolute bliss
Inhaling the smell of burnt racing oil. Savouring the flavor of a beautifully prepared steak. Intimate times with my lovely lady. Listening to great music. Turning off electronic devices when they start playing country music.
Waking up at 06:30 Stretching after getting out of bed Having breakfast Going back to bed as it's a Sunday Waking up an hour later, realising it's Monday and rushing to get ready for and then into work.
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Pissing when bladder full to bursting
Farting
Getting the itch sqaure in the middle of back
But my absolute fav, numero uno has to be crimping off a nice, long, tapered crap. One that just glides out and enters the water whilst still attached, silently, like an assasin. Leaving you feeling absolutely empty and that upon having a suspected unnecessary wipe it turns out to be a no-wiper. Absolute bliss
Nothing makes you feel better than a good turn-out
Having a piss when your at the limit
Scratching that itch you can just about make
Sleeping
Laughing
Rasping
Itching
Cutting
Knocking
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I would add that second to this would be the excited quicker stomach clenching version accompanied by your arse playing the William Tell Overture and all the lights going on and off in your head...
sorry wrong thread :OD
When I was about 18 and went out with some colleagues for a beer at lunchtime, a guy in his 50s called Tom sometimes joined us. One day, talk turned to what we had got up to with girlfriends the night before (this was the early 70s, a more innocent time). After a while, old Tom chipped in with " Bollocks to that old nonsense, I'd rather have a bloody good shit these days". Cue incredulous looks and much laughter from us young uns.
Now, I'm 59 next week and yet to be convinced by old Tom's argument in favour of a crap over more carnal pleasures.......
........ but @Carter has come as close as anyone ever has to capturing the sheer joy of a poo. Hat duly doffed.
Savouring the flavor of a beautifully prepared steak.
Intimate times with my lovely lady.
Listening to great music.
Turning off electronic devices when they start playing country music.
In no particular order.
Stretching after getting out of bed
Having breakfast
Going back to bed as it's a Sunday
Waking up an hour later, realising it's Monday and rushing to get ready for and then into work.