top 5 bodily acts

shootershill2tropics

yesss alright, scraping the top 5 barrel, but maybe a fun one for some on another less than vibrant footballing weekend?

sleeping
laughing
licking
talking
pissing

Bedsaddick

i was right . you really are odd.

shootershill2tropics

Bedsaddick said:

i was right . you really are odd.

really appreciate the compliment beds:>) so, no fun acts in your life you want to share?

Bedsaddick

shootershill2tropics said:

Bedsaddick said:

i was right . you really are odd.

really appreciate the compliment beds:>) so, no fun acts in your life you want to share?

Not really but the most obvious favourite bodily act , you seem to have missed out. Not getting any shooters ? ;-)

Essex_Al

Getting rid of an itch in the ear with a cotton wool bud - orgasmic!

shootershill2tropics

Essex_Al said:

Getting rid of an itch in the ear with a cotton wool bud - orgasmic!

oh right essex, getting rid of an ear itch with the little finger, forgot that fun one.

shootershill2tropics

watching colin powell gallop down the wing
watching derek hales score
watching nicky johns shot stop
watching paul walsh score
watching jorge cpsta tackle

Baldybonce

shootershill2tropics said:

watching colin powell gallop down the wing
watching derek hales score
watching nicky johns shot stop
watching paul walsh score
watching jorge cpsta tackle

Watching Alan Dugdale attempt any of the above.

Bournemouth Addick

Bedsaddick said:

shootershill2tropics said:

Bedsaddick said:

i was right . you really are odd.

really appreciate the compliment beds:>) so, no fun acts in your life you want to share?

Not getting any shooters ? ;-)

Not getting any attention maybe?

shootershill2tropics

Bournemouth Addick said:

Bedsaddick said:

shootershill2tropics said:

Bedsaddick said:

i was right . you really are odd.

really appreciate the compliment beds:>) so, no fun acts in your life you want to share?

Not getting any shooters ? ;-)

Not getting any attention maybe?

...and thank you, fans;>)

floydroadfaithfull

Watching Simon church shoot
Watching Simon church tackle
Watching Simon church head the ball
Watching Simon church pass
Watching Simon church do any of the above makes me cringe
As much as the opening of this thread

Athletico Charlton

Walking bare foot on a perfect, crisp, white sandy beach.

DaveMehmet

Farting
Farting
Farting
Farting
Farting

Shrew

dancing
dancing
dancing
dancing
dancing

Clem_Snide

Making the toilet when you are in "panic shit" mode.

shootershill2tropics

Shrew said:

dancing
dancing
dancing
dancing
dancing

love it, what tune got you bouncing around the room today?

Shrew

shootershill2tropics said:

Shrew said:

dancing
dancing
dancing
dancing
dancing

love it, what tune got you bouncing around the room today?

Balanescu Quartets version of Possessed

Henry Irving

Breathing
Thinking
Laughing
Loving
Being happy

Charltonparklane

Is this thread really happening?

Odd

shootershill2tropics

Charltonparklane said:

Is this thread really happening?

Odd

its another slow footie day...

Bedsaddick

I will give you this shooters. You are as bonkers as a box of frogs but you take the banter well.

shootershill2tropics

Bedsaddick said:

I will give you this shooters. You are as bonkers as a box of frogs but you take the banter well.

thank you beds, its our premier british trait, correct - self deprecation, taking the piss out of y'self? in sharp contrast to where i currently reside.

Norfolk_Addick

Scratching and itch, but not having an itch in the first place. Weird.

Norfolk_Addick

An** won't let me edit.

ValleyGary

shootershill2tropics said:

Bedsaddick said:

I will give you this shooters. You are as bonkers as a box of frogs but you take the banter well.

thank you beds, its our premier british trait, correct - self deprecation, taking the piss out of y'self? in sharp contrast to where i currently reside.

You seem to really despise Americans and America, Why do you live there?

AFKABartram

Bournemouth Addick said:

Bedsaddick said:

shootershill2tropics said:

Bedsaddick said:

i was right . you really are odd.

really appreciate the compliment beds:>) so, no fun acts in your life you want to share?

Not getting any shooters ? ;-)

Not getting any attention maybe?

Ha, i've been waiting a couple of weeks for your radar go on amber alert @Bournemouth Addick‌ :-)

Darty Valiant

Coitus x 5

AddickUpNorth

Roll on the new season, this place has lost it.....

Bournemouth Addick

AFKABartram said:

Bournemouth Addick said:

Bedsaddick said:

shootershill2tropics said:

Bedsaddick said:

i was right . you really are odd.

really appreciate the compliment beds:>) so, no fun acts in your life you want to share?

Not getting any shooters ? ;-)

Not getting any attention maybe?

Ha, i've been waiting a couple of weeks for your radar go on amber alert @Bournemouth Addick‌ :-)

Ha, ha Barts, you want to keep up fella I've been dropping hints for weeks now ;-)

shootershill2tropics

Shrew said:

shootershill2tropics said:

Shrew said:

dancing
dancing
dancing
dancing
dancing

love it, what tune got you bouncing around the room today?

Balanescu Quartets version of Possessed

well i tried dancing to it...were you serious with that tune?:>)

Sonicstud85

Eating
Sleeping
Raving
Repeating
Eating