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Happy Christmas to all Lifers

Happy Christmas to Lifers, who suffer together 
By watching our heroes as they fail to chase leather 
We all want promotion, to reward our endeavor
But we're stuck in League One for what seems like forever 

We've craved - for some years - a generous buyer 
To replace the old Belgian and the Night-meire, his liar 
Along came Matt Southall, reality denier 
But we stuck to our job: the Covered End choir 

Happy Christmas to predictors of each week's league fixtures 
To the Lifers who post their spectacular pictures 
To the boozers whose tipples are outrageous mixtures 
And to those who have comments on UEFA's strictures 

Happy Christmas to those for whom there's one Summer sport 
To those who've shown help, good wishes and support 
...when Lifers need aid or advice or face court 
And to everyone contributing to each post-match report 

Happy Christmas to Statbank and the scorers of Apple 
...whose marks make the page look like a dalmation dapple 
To Lancs Lad who's had to numerically grapple 
With numbers for players since the days of Phil Chapple 

To the TV suggestions, set out by our Beds 
To the terrible jokes which deserve their own threads 
To the Lifers who share their festive grub spreads 
And even to those who fetishise sheds   

The new year's upon us and change is in place 
There's talk of promotion - although not with straight face 
But we're solvent.  And happy.  And still in the race
So now, like the Valley, CL's a great place. 

Merry Christmas everyone.  And a spectacularly happy new year. 

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    Frohe Weihnachten!
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    Nollaig Shona 🎄
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    Hi All, I just wanted to take a minute to wish you a very merry Christmas 🎄 and a happy year, most of all good health!

    These days people don't spend much time or thought on some personal words to their friends and family, they just copy and paste some random shit and send it on.

    So, after all we've been though together this year I want to thank you for your friendship and wish you a happy 2018!

    You are the best gymnastics group anyone could ask for.

    Best wishes, Brenda.
    A classic!


    Merry Christmas everyone
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    well done Chizz, but really Phil Chapple, I call that artistic license :)

    to all Lifers a happy Christmas and a healthy new year
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    ...One And All...🎅
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    well done Chizz, but really Phil Chapple, I call that artistic license :)

    to all Lifers a happy Christmas and a healthy new year
    Thank you for your Statbank diligence this year. And for being the first person ever to use a sentence containing both 'Phil Chapple' and 'artistic'. 
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    Happy Christmas from the Seaside.


    Well, Bearsted,  but you get the sentiment 
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    Very good Chizz.

    Merry Christmas everyone 😄🍷
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    Happy Christmas one & all
    Let's hope the New year brings us something to cheer  B)
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    Merry Christmas to all and let's hope that 2024 brings peace and prosperity to where it is especially most needed
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    Feliz Natal.


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    Happy Christmas one and all.
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    Happy Xmas one and all and let's hope next year brings you all much happiness. 
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    Happy Christmas to all Lifers ! May 2024 bring you all health , happiness and a promotion (seems unlikely) 
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