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Definitely... assuming it's not a cooking class. I mean, 3 of the braver carrots are trying to make a run for it over the potato mountains.seth plum said:Not been a good couple of weeks for me, otherwise this would be more elaborate.
However still likely to be in first place in it’s class.
Those roasties look far better than the ones I was served today, though, tbf.
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Gravy and Yorkshire added after photo
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Can’t have them soggy !North Lower Neil said:
Why are the Yorkies making a run for it?cafc4life said:
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It’s all because TS is Danish, innit??T_C_E said:I’ve just seen the news “Denmark have declared war on the UK” citing unforgivable insults to their local cuisine as the reason! 😉
Enjoy your lumpy mashed taties and mushy pees. Up there with the finest!
(In all honesty, I do like your Yorkshire puddings).
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Where he comes from is irrelevant, but granted he is an ar5ehole 😉Danepak said:
It’s all because TS is Danish, innit??T_C_E said:I’ve just seen the news “Denmark have declared war on the UK” citing unforgivable insults to their local cuisine as the reason! 😉
Enjoy your lumpy mashed taties and mushy pees. Up there with the finest!
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All good banter. Love this thread.T_C_E said:
Where he comes from is irrelevant, but granted he is an ar5ehole 😉Danepak said:
It’s all because TS is Danish, innit??T_C_E said:I’ve just seen the news “Denmark have declared war on the UK” citing unforgivable insults to their local cuisine as the reason! 😉
Enjoy your lumpy mashed taties and mushy pees. Up there with the finest!
(In all honesty, I do like your Yorkshire puddings).0 -
The Yorkies are more intelligent than your average pudding. They saw the jug of liquid mud heading their way and quickly abandoned ship with a decent leap. Little pea tried to follow suit but just didn’t have the strength to make it.cafc4life said:
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That is superb!Valley Ant said:
Did the Yorkshires carry on cooking after you took them out of the oven?oohaahmortimer said:
Not mine I’d eaten most of it , mrs one with carrots on 🤮
The cauliflower cheese looks like a child kissing a baby bear.0 -
South?? It looks like it went to the sun!!LouisMend said:
Yorkshire went south but happy otherwise. There’s some turkey and gammon in there somewhere.
Really don’t know @LouisMend if you should lose of gain a point for being the first one to say ‘let’s not bother with plates’ and just tip it all on the table.
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Catching up with this thread after a long day. Well done everyone, didn’t disappoint, some proper LOL sarcasm throughout. Great fun5
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What’s the obsession with mash for Christmas dinner??? Christmas dinner is roast potatoes, mash is for Boxing Day with cold meat & pickles6
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Sillybilly said:
A sweetcorn free zone!!
Less a plate.More a Pen.
Christ alive fella.
You've got 98% of the Wiltshire pig population lined up there!8 -
boxing day edition - seafood platter
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Nice but the Prawns appear to have been irradiated, and your salad bowl is highly unusual.dicktracey said:
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Why are you eating on the kitchen floor?Karim_myBagheri said:
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If David Dickinson was a Christmas dinner.fat man on a moped said:
Note the tin foil serving dish to save on washing up
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Upon reflection, no matter how much your prose qualifies you for a run on Simon Bates’ “Our Tune” it cannot deflect from the fact that you have bloody mushrooms on your Christmas dinner you utter toad….Leuth said:Mine doesn't look like much, presentation-wise, but it's the best Xmas Dinner I've ever had. Because of all the Xmas Dinners I've had, none before today have been driven from Lewisham to Barnet for me while I've been suffering from a severe throat and ear infection. Cheers Mum (and Dad), you really knocked this one out of the park. Least I could do was eat (most of) it straight out of the ridiculous dish you brought it in x
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I'm so confused! I thought they were a staple! And here you're having them as a crime akin to peas, mash or baked beans? Honestly, fry them in butter and a bit of garlic (and thyme) for ten to fifteen minutes and they'll go well with any Xmas plate as a bit of textural variation (their main job is to carry a hit of garlic ofc)
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Stakes are lower on Leftovers Day but still excited to see what monstrosities emerge0
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Garlic mushrooms, are you French or something?1
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No comments on the food, but is the man on the right hiding the woman on the left's prosthetic leg?dicktracey said:
boxing day edition - seafood platter 
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He is just filling her stockingNorth Lower Neil said:
No comments on the food, but is the man on the right hiding the woman on the let's prosthetic leg?dicktracey said:
boxing day edition - seafood platter
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The old boxing day tradition of syrup on a plate 👍🏼Off_it said:0 -
It’s a merkinSuedeAdidas said:
The old boxing day tradition of syrup on a plate 👍🏼Off_it said:1 -
Great dinners yesterday. Some high end plates.Just finished a large plate of bubble and squeak. Can’t work out if it is better than Christmas diner. Love Christmas food.3
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Boxing day leftovers food is absolutely better than Christmas Day in my opinion.CHG said:Great dinners yesterday. Some high end plates.Just finished a large plate of bubble and squeak. Can’t work out if it is better than Christmas diner. Love Christmas food.
Turkey sandwiches, bubble and squeak, cheese board, leftover pigs in blankets, crisps, chocolate etc.
Thinking of making samosas later with leftover turkey, roast potatoes, carrots etc, the Patels would be proud.7 -
Ha ha, sounds quality.North Lower Neil said:
Boxing day leftovers food is absolutely better than Christmas Day in my opinion.CHG said:Great dinners yesterday. Some high end plates.Just finished a large plate of bubble and squeak. Can’t work out if it is better than Christmas diner. Love Christmas food.
Turkey sandwiches, bubble and squeak, cheese board, leftover pigs in blankets, crisps, chocolate etc.
Thinking of making samosas later with leftover turkey, roast potatoes, carrots etc, the Patels would be proud.0 -
For Boxing Day brunch I simply reorganised my mum's finest into being on an actual plate this time and it was just as brilliant second time around. Xmas Dinner twice? If you're ill and alone it's fine, them's the rules

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