Rate my Plate 2022 ?

MrOneLung

is there gonna be a version this year or too much admin?

Lordflashheart

Always one of the funniest threads on CL - the comments are always wickedly funny

JaShea99

It’s always entertaining but much like DHOTY it seems to have been hijacked by fakes. Some of the entries look so revolting it’s hard to believe that they’re real.

golfaddick

I always mean to post mine but by the time I sit down after spending 4+ hours preparing & cooking it all I cant be arsed and just want to eat it before it gets cold. 

Billericaydickie

I love Rate my Plate.
It makes Christmas Day.

Sillybilly

After the roasting (sorry) mine got last year you can all go stick your plates up your Charltons.  

Although I may recant and feel the need to post a picture of my wife’s yorkshires. 

Gribbo

Hope so

Hal1x

Sillybilly said:

After the roasting (sorry) mine got last year you can all go stick your plates up your Charltons.  

Although I may recant and feel the need to post a picture of my wife’s yorkshires. 

Sorry still cant forgive you the corn on the cob.

T_C_E

I’m doing the cooking this year, first time ever after learning how to cook a bit 👨‍🍳

carly burn

As a group we don't get much to have a laugh about following the sh*t show that is our football club
Slating peoples Rank culinary Christmas efforts is a must and might I say a now Christmas tradition on here.
It must return!!

carly burn

T_C_E said:

I’m doing the cooking this year, first time ever after learning how to cook a bit 👨‍🍳

 That's the kind of criteria we're looking for.
It's a yes from me

flyingkiwiDK

Yes please

SuedeAdidas

I thought this was gonna be a mono-ped foot fetish thread 😏

Off_it

I've always had good ratings in the past for my plate technique.

Dazzler21

MrOneLung said:

is there gonna be a version this year or too much admin?

Thanks for volunteering.

Hal1x

Its a bit early, come back next week!

flyingkiwiDK

Danish Christmas dinner imminent. Will post a photo here 

ValleyGary

Hal1x said:

Its a bit early, come back next week!

7/10 - Standard with a generous holding area. Would like to see more imagination with the colour but overall a decent plate.

T_C_E

Preparation underway with honey and mustard glazed gammons already done. 

flyingkiwiDK

Rate my (Danish) plate 

DaveMehmet

First time for years I’m not cooking Christmas dinner, we’re at the FIL’s. Looking forward to everyone’s efforts tomorrow 

The Red Robin

Just had a browse through last year’s thread. Baked beans?! Seriously?!

Redskin

T_C_E said:

Preparation underway with honey and mustard glazed gammons already done. 

The one on the right is a dog's head.
You of all people, TCE...

mendonca

@flyingkiwiDK....is that Stoemp?

up_the_valley

flyingkiwiDK said:

Rate my (Danish) plate 

Even the potato at the top of the pic looks horrified 

ValleyGary

flyingkiwiDK said:

Rate my (Danish) plate 

Lovely if you dine out on radioactive waste. Potatoes brighter than the sun that look they give the sensation of biting into an apple. Meat looks drier than Ghandis flip flop but tried to be rescued by a mixture of branston pickle and tar. All whilst you eat it on the carpet. I like the Danes but this makes me question their existence.

up_the_valley

mendonca said:

@flyingkiwiDK....is that Stoemp?

I'd add a stamp and send it back.

charltonkeston

My favourite anytime of year. 

With marmite spread thickly on toast, dressed with beans and topped with Marks & Spencer’s Cornish cruncher No;7 cheddar. 

Food of slobs. 

SporadicAddick

flyingkiwiDK said:

Rate my (Danish) plate 

Shocker. On so many levels. A great start to the thread 😁

carly burn

flyingkiwiDK said:

Rate my (Danish) plate 

 Where to start!

Never knew it was a Danish tradition to collect stuff from the side of the road and take it home for Christmas dinner.

.....Can't believe demand for this was so high you had to start taking plates off of your Nan's wall display to get involved!.

T_C_E

Redskin said:

T_C_E said:

Preparation underway with honey and mustard glazed gammons already done. 

The one on the right is a dog's head.
You of all people, TCE...

Not sure Bow’s head would fit on that plate. 😉