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Rate my Plate 2022 ?
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I did have cauliflower cheese, but hadn't added it yet, that and the bread sauce hadn't made it to the table yet.seth plum said:
No cauli?MrOneLung said:
We obviously have to take your word re the Turkey crown as can’t see itDazzler21 said:Turkey Crown, Venison, Pigs in Blankets, Chestnuts and Brussels, roasties, Broccoli, beans, carrots, gamon, parsnips, asparagus and gravy.
Oh and Yorkshire pudding
and we will be the judge if you have ‘nailed it’ mister
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Turkey is under the gravy and venison.MrOneLung said:
We obviously have to take your word re the Turkey crown as can’t see itDazzler21 said:Turkey Crown, Venison, Pigs in Blankets, Chestnuts and Brussels, roasties, Broccoli, beans, carrots, gamon, parsnips, asparagus and gravy.
Oh and Yorkshire pudding
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Leuth said:Mine doesn't look like much, presentation-wise, but it's the best Xmas Dinner I've ever had. Because of all the Xmas Dinners I've had, none before today have been driven from Lewisham to Barnet for me while I've been suffering from a severe throat and ear infection. Cheers Mum (and Dad), you really knocked this one out of the park. Least I could do was eat (most of) it straight out of the ridiculous dish you brought it in x

Who are you to be criticizing my plates?
"Ridiculous" indeed.
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Note the tin foil serving dish to save on washing up
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#nickedideafat man on a moped said:
Note the tin foil serving dish to save on washing up
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Hope that corner of your folding table was suitably reinforcedKarim_myBagheri said:
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The photography on here is BAFTA standard. Mine however
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thought this was rate my plate rather than rate my table you dickMrWalker said:
Hope that corner of your folding table was suitably reinforcedKarim_myBagheri said:
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Now that looks nicest to me so far as very few veg on there but what the fuck is that to the left of the stuffingsuzisausage said:
Venison shank. Strange angle of the pic due to the shadow of the phone if I took from above makes the potatoes look like huge boulders. Crispy bacon round sausage meat looks burnt but wasn’t! 4 -
I thought a lump of coal was a New Years Eve thing and not a Christmas Day thing 😉SheffieldRed said:
Did you cook or cremate that Yorkshire pudding?LouisMend said:
Yorkshire went south but happy otherwise. There’s some turkey and gammon in there somewhere.
Great Aunt Agnes looked less well done when we collected the urn0 -
Its all about the weight on your plate, you beautiful person.Karim_myBagheri said:
thought this was rate my plate rather than rate my table you dickMrWalker said:
Hope that corner of your folding table was suitably reinforcedKarim_myBagheri said:
Also, no cutlery is a pretty radical way to save on washing up
Top tip I'll use next year.
Cheers!0 -
Someone’s taking the pea!Cafctekkers said:
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Running out of Lol’s on this thread! 👏👏0
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Are you feeding the street?meldrew66 said:Come on then, let the plaudits/critics have their say.
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ah shit. maybe you took the way i said it too personally. Or maybe not, idk. anyhow, all was eaten. For others not so much but we got bubble and squeak tomorrow.MrWalker said:
Its all about the weight on your plate, you beautiful person.Karim_myBagheri said:
thought this was rate my plate rather than rate my table you dickMrWalker said:
Hope that corner of your folding table was suitably reinforcedKarim_myBagheri said:
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All Christmasy good KMB. No worriesKarim_myBagheri said:
ah shit. maybe you took the way i said it too personally. Or maybe not, idk. anyhow, all was eaten. For others not so much but we got bubble and squeak tomorrow.MrWalker said:
Its all about the weight on your plate, you beautiful person.Karim_myBagheri said:
thought this was rate my plate rather than rate my table you dickMrWalker said:
Hope that corner of your folding table was suitably reinforcedKarim_myBagheri said:
Bubble and squeak is one of the best bits of post Christmas.
We had several pigs in blankets at our place.
Or 'relatives in the spare room' as my girlfriend calls them.
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Update: the infection's improved, but I have been unfortunately diagnosed with incurable obesity3
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On a more serious note, what the hell has happened to the humble garlic mushroom? I assumed it was an Xmas staple but apart from my mum's I can barely recall seeing any here. Were they never in fashion?0
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It's bad enough fungus gets on the the English breakfast, never mind a french fungus on a christmas dinner.Leuth said:On a more serious note, what the hell has happened to the humble garlic mushroom? I assumed it was an Xmas staple but apart from my mum's I can barely recall seeing any here. Were they never in fashion?4 -
I'm looking at the plate.Solidgone said:
Disaster for me. Somehow turned off the oven and then to catch up the timings went all out the window!
I'm looking at the cracker.
.my mind says, eat the cracker.18 -
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Why are the Yorkies making a run for it?cafc4life said:
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Have seen that Yorkshire on the back of a cigarette packet before.LouisMend said:
Yorkshire went south but happy otherwise. There’s some turkey and gammon in there somewhere.20
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Sirloin steak with the usual set of vegetables and invisible gravy. Do your worst. 






