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iainment
iainment Posts: 8,039
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Knife and fork or fingers?
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  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,316
    Depends how thin the crust is but fingers if possible
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,857
    iainment said:

    Knife and fork or fingers?

    knife and fucking fork?? Pizza??
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,039
    SporadicAddick said:

    iainment said:

    Knife and fork or fingers?

    knife and fucking fork?? Pizza??
    I'm in the Hopstuff place in Woolwich and there's a couple eating pizza with knife and fork.
    I do think they're wankers who deserve each other.
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,655
    When does the season start?
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,316
    Sometimes pizzas have really thin crusts and eating with fingers is pretty difficult. I avoid it whenever I can but sometimes the knife and fork are necessary
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,103
    Knife and fork?

    Get in the bin.
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,857
    SantaClaus said:

    When does the season start?

    when the pizza is finished
  • Addick in SW16
    Addick in SW16 Posts: 1,421
    Depends on the pizza. Papa John's, Dominoes etc. Fingers. A nice Italian pizza and it's knife and fork.
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,039
    And they're leaving the crust!

    I'm joining Class War.
  • SWEnglandAddick
    SWEnglandAddick Posts: 877
    Always eat pizza with a knife and fork. Always.
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  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,846
    Knife and fork - every time.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    iainment said:

    SporadicAddick said:

    iainment said:

    Knife and fork or fingers?

    knife and fucking fork?? Pizza??
    I'm in the Hopstuff place in Woolwich and there's a couple eating pizza with knife and fork.
    I do think they're wankers who deserve each other.
    I’d say something to them, you can’t let that go. If they don’t listen, complain to the manager. If he doesn’t act, phone the police. If they’re too busy, write to your MP.

    Knife and fork ffs.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,355
    iainment said:

    SporadicAddick said:

    iainment said:

    Knife and fork or fingers?

    knife and fucking fork?? Pizza??
    I'm in the Hopstuff place in Woolwich and there's a couple eating pizza with knife and fork.
    I do think they're wankers who deserve each other.
    I hope that the derision aimed in their direction by other diners is enough to show them the error of their ways?

    Absolute savagery!
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,355
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  • Manicmania
    Manicmania Posts: 1,594
    iainment said:

    And they're leaving the crust!

    I'm joining Class War.

    If there is pineapple on their pizza as well then they have hit the "doing it wrong" pizza trifecta and should be removed from the establishment immediately.
  • DRAddick
    DRAddick Posts: 3,588
    Proper decent quality pizza, knife and fork. Domino’s, Pizza Hut etc crap, fingers.
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    At home fingers
    At a resraurant you have to show some decorum so would use knife and fork
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,336
    Spoon only
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,824
    Why have pizza if your going to use knife and fork
  • SWEnglandAddick
    SWEnglandAddick Posts: 877
    bobmunro said:

    Knife and fork - every time.

    Good man @bobmunro
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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    I don't eat that foreign rubbish
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,930
    Cut it with scissors. Eat with fingers.
  • The_President
    The_President Posts: 14,280
    Neither, just chuck it down your throat all in one go straight from the plate.

    I dare you.
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,846
    cantersaddick said:

    Cut it with scissors. Eat with fingers.

    Scissors?

  • Lordflashheart
    Lordflashheart Posts: 5,623
    Each to their own

    However - more importantly, pineapple is utterly unacceptable on a pizza
  • The_President
    The_President Posts: 14,280
    Lordflashheart said:

    Each to their own

    However - more importantly, pineapple is utterly unacceptable on a pizza

    Absolutely agree.
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,039
    Manicmania said:

    iainment said:

    And they're leaving the crust!

    I'm joining Class War.

    If there is pineapple on their pizza as well then they have hit the "doing it wrong" pizza trifecta and should be removed from the establishment immediately.
    No pineapple on offer.
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,954
    Addick in SW16 said:

    Depends on the pizza. Papa John's, Dominoes etc. Fingers. A nice Italian pizza and it's knife and fork.

    Is the right answer.
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,039
    I am so tempted to flag the knife and forkists.
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    I like to blend my pizza then drink it through a straw.

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