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    I like to blend my pizza then drink it through a straw.

    Pizza smoothie. Hmm I’ll have to try that.

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    iainment said:

    I am so tempted to flag the knife and forkists.

    Probably eat their sunday roast with thier fingers
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    bobmunro said:

    Cut it with scissors. Eat with fingers.

    Scissors?

    I thought that. Try it. You'll never look back!
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    clb74 said:

    iainment said:

    I am so tempted to flag the knife and forkists.

    Probably eat their sunday roast with thier fingers
    What’s wrong with that?
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    clb74 said:

    iainment said:

    I am so tempted to flag the knife and forkists.

    Probably eat their sunday roast with thier fingers
    Only the roast potatoes left on the bar.

    After not washing my hands.
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    bobmunro said:

    Cut it with scissors. Eat with fingers.

    Scissors?

    I thought that. Try it. You'll never look back!
    Philistine!

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    Knife and fork!!! You must be joking.
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    I drape it across my penis, and raise it towards my face by listening to the music of Ravel.
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    bobmunro said:

    clb74 said:

    iainment said:

    I am so tempted to flag the knife and forkists.

    Probably eat their sunday roast with thier fingers
    What’s wrong with that?
    The spelling of ‘their’.
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    Why are supermarket pizzas no longer round? They are all oblong. It’s wrong.
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    kimbo said:

    Why are supermarket pizzas no longer round? They are all oblong. It’s wrong.

    kimbo said:

    Why are supermarket pizzas no longer round? They are all oblong. It’s wrong.

    Funnily enough the best pizza I ever had was made by an Italian woman in a place I worked in the 70s.
    She always made it in oblong baking tins.
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    Knife and fork. Always.

    Why?

    1. I don’t live in a cave
    2. Its difficult to allocate the right pizza to sauce ratio if using your fingers.
    3. If eating with fingers you basically have no choice but to eat from the middle outwards. If I’m eating a slice, I’ll eat crust first

    Guessing most of you fingers lot live on the Woolwich line. Wouldn’t surprise me if you wrongs are mash potato with your hands.

    Pizza with sauce = wrong un
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    Knife and fork. Always.

    Why?

    1. I don’t live in a cave
    2. Its difficult to allocate the right pizza to sauce ratio if using your fingers.
    3. If eating with fingers you basically have no choice but to eat from the middle outwards. If I’m eating a slice, I’ll eat crust first

    Guessing most of you fingers lot live on the Woolwich line. Wouldn’t surprise me if you wrongs are mash potato with your hands.

    It's street food ffs.
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    Knife and fork. Always.

    Why?

    1. I don’t live in a cave
    2. Its difficult to allocate the right pizza to sauce ratio if using your fingers.
    3. If eating with fingers you basically have no choice but to eat from the middle outwards. If I’m eating a slice, I’ll eat crust first

    Guessing most of you fingers lot live on the Woolwich line. Wouldn’t surprise me if you wrongs are mash potato with your hands.

    Knife and fork
    Sauce
    Crust first

    Some people...
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    Afka do you bring your own cutlery to Mcdonalds as well?
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    Don't get me started on burgers with knives and forks.
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    Depends on the pizza. Papa John's, Dominoes etc. Fingers. A nice Italian pizza and it's knife and fork.

    I'm in Italy at the moment :) Knife and fork definitely here!
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    iainment said:

    Knife and fork. Always.

    Why?

    1. I don’t live in a cave
    2. Its difficult to allocate the right pizza to sauce ratio if using your fingers.
    3. If eating with fingers you basically have no choice but to eat from the middle outwards. If I’m eating a slice, I’ll eat crust first

    Guessing most of you fingers lot live on the Woolwich line. Wouldn’t surprise me if you wrongs are mash potato with your hands.

    It's street food ffs.
    Lol it might be in 2018 hipster London, but I'm sure it originated as a family meal, cooked in specially oven in the garden
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    iainment said:

    Knife and fork. Always.

    Why?

    1. I don’t live in a cave
    2. Its difficult to allocate the right pizza to sauce ratio if using your fingers.
    3. If eating with fingers you basically have no choice but to eat from the middle outwards. If I’m eating a slice, I’ll eat crust first

    Guessing most of you fingers lot live on the Woolwich line. Wouldn’t surprise me if you wrongs are mash potato with your hands.

    It's street food ffs.
    Lol it might be in 2018 hipster London, but I'm sure it originated as a family meal, cooked in specially oven in the garden
    Street? Garden? It's still al fresco ;-)
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    ....as a last resort. It’s bottom of the fast food list for me. It’s basically cheese on toast.

    Has to be thin crust though - none of that deep pan shit. And what the actual fuck is all that trampy burger / sausage / cheese stuffed crust all about?!?

    Oh yes.....the question.....

    Fingers if eating at home and knife and fork when out (the shirt saver option).
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    Spoon
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    bobmunro said:

    iainment said:

    Knife and fork. Always.

    Why?

    1. I don’t live in a cave
    2. Its difficult to allocate the right pizza to sauce ratio if using your fingers.
    3. If eating with fingers you basically have no choice but to eat from the middle outwards. If I’m eating a slice, I’ll eat crust first

    Guessing most of you fingers lot live on the Woolwich line. Wouldn’t surprise me if you wrongs are mash potato with your hands.

    It's street food ffs.
    Lol it might be in 2018 hipster London, but I'm sure it originated as a family meal, cooked in specially oven in the garden
    Street? Garden? It's still al fresco ;-)
    Would you eat steak and chip with your hands if you were sitting outside?
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    When does the season start?

    When does the season start?

    I never knew there was a pizza season!
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    When does the season start?

    When does the season start?

    I never knew there was a pizza season!
    Good one
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    bobmunro said:

    iainment said:

    Knife and fork. Always.

    Why?

    1. I don’t live in a cave
    2. Its difficult to allocate the right pizza to sauce ratio if using your fingers.
    3. If eating with fingers you basically have no choice but to eat from the middle outwards. If I’m eating a slice, I’ll eat crust first

    Guessing most of you fingers lot live on the Woolwich line. Wouldn’t surprise me if you wrongs are mash potato with your hands.

    It's street food ffs.
    Lol it might be in 2018 hipster London, but I'm sure it originated as a family meal, cooked in specially oven in the garden
    Street? Garden? It's still al fresco ;-)
    Would you eat steak and chip with your hands if you were sitting outside?
    No - but I wouldn't eat pizza with my hands either!!
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    Depends on the pizza. Papa John's, Dominoes etc. Fingers. A nice Italian pizza and it's knife and fork.

    I'm in Italy at the moment :) Knife and fork definitely here!
    Wait, they have pizza in Italy, too?
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    Depends on the pizza. Papa John's, Dominoes etc. Fingers. A nice Italian pizza and it's knife and fork.

    I'm in Italy at the moment :) Knife and fork definitely here!
    Wait, they have pizza in Italy, too?
    Yes but it's not the proper stuff like Domino's.
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