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iainmentiainment
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Knife and fork or fingers?
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    LeuthLeuth
    Depends how thin the crust is but fingers if possible
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    SporadicAddickSporadicAddick
    iainment said:

    Knife and fork or fingers?

    knife and fucking fork?? Pizza??
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    iainmentiainment
    SporadicAddick said:

    iainment said:

    Knife and fork or fingers?

    knife and fucking fork?? Pizza??
    I'm in the Hopstuff place in Woolwich and there's a couple eating pizza with knife and fork.
    I do think they're wankers who deserve each other.
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    LeuthLeuth
    Sometimes pizzas have really thin crusts and eating with fingers is pretty difficult. I avoid it whenever I can but sometimes the knife and fork are necessary
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    stackitstevestackitsteve
    Knife and fork?

    Get in the bin.
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    SporadicAddickSporadicAddick
    SantaClaus said:

    When does the season start?

    when the pizza is finished
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    iainmentiainment
    And they're leaving the crust!

    I'm joining Class War.
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    SWEnglandAddickSWEnglandAddick
    Always eat pizza with a knife and fork. Always.
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    bobmunrobobmunro
    Knife and fork - every time.
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    MacronateMacronate
    iainment said:

    SporadicAddick said:

    iainment said:

    Knife and fork or fingers?

    knife and fucking fork?? Pizza??
    I'm in the Hopstuff place in Woolwich and there's a couple eating pizza with knife and fork.
    I do think they're wankers who deserve each other.
    I’d say something to them, you can’t let that go. If they don’t listen, complain to the manager. If he doesn’t act, phone the police. If they’re too busy, write to your MP.

    Knife and fork ffs.
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    soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    iainment said:

    SporadicAddick said:

    iainment said:

    Knife and fork or fingers?

    knife and fucking fork?? Pizza??
    I'm in the Hopstuff place in Woolwich and there's a couple eating pizza with knife and fork.
    I do think they're wankers who deserve each other.
    I hope that the derision aimed in their direction by other diners is enough to show them the error of their ways?

    Absolute savagery!
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    soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    Besides that I am glad to see that disappointment at losing out on a trip to Wembley and the prospect of an interminable takeover have not curtailed the prospects for classic discourse on CL...
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    ManicmaniaManicmania
    iainment said:

    And they're leaving the crust!

    I'm joining Class War.

    If there is pineapple on their pizza as well then they have hit the "doing it wrong" pizza trifecta and should be removed from the establishment immediately.
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    DRAddickDRAddick
    Proper decent quality pizza, knife and fork. Domino’s, Pizza Hut etc crap, fingers.
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    paulie8290paulie8290
    At home fingers
    At a resraurant you have to show some decorum so would use knife and fork
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    clb74clb74
    Why have pizza if your going to use knife and fork
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    SWEnglandAddickSWEnglandAddick
    bobmunro said:

    Knife and fork - every time.

    Good man @bobmunro
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    i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    I don't eat that foreign rubbish
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    cantersaddickcantersaddick
    Cut it with scissors. Eat with fingers.
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    The_PresidentThe_President
    Neither, just chuck it down your throat all in one go straight from the plate.

    I dare you.
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    bobmunrobobmunro
    cantersaddick said:

    Cut it with scissors. Eat with fingers.

    Scissors?

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    LordflashheartLordflashheart
    Each to their own

    However - more importantly, pineapple is utterly unacceptable on a pizza
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    The_PresidentThe_President
    Lordflashheart said:

    Each to their own

    However - more importantly, pineapple is utterly unacceptable on a pizza

    Absolutely agree.
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    iainmentiainment
    Manicmania said:

    iainment said:

    And they're leaving the crust!

    I'm joining Class War.

    If there is pineapple on their pizza as well then they have hit the "doing it wrong" pizza trifecta and should be removed from the establishment immediately.
    No pineapple on offer.
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    North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    Addick in SW16 said:

    Depends on the pizza. Papa John's, Dominoes etc. Fingers. A nice Italian pizza and it's knife and fork.

    Is the right answer.
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    iainmentiainment
    I am so tempted to flag the knife and forkists.
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    Brendan_O_ConnellBrendan_O_Connell
    I like to blend my pizza then drink it through a straw.
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