Things you only do on holiday

Ben18

Avoid tap water like the plague

TEL

amazed at how good the weather is here in England in summer, even though its warmer at home in winter.

Stuart_the_Red

LouisMend said:

Cruise around in one of these bad boys

I've only ever been on one of these in my life and being an inverted snob it was in Monte Carlo!

Horsfield9

Pay £7.00 for 2 small bottles of water to take on the plane home at the airport, after you've cleared security.

Solidgone

Penteque.

man_at_milletts

Colonic irrigation.

Essex_Al

Karaoke!

smudge7946

Ildly spectulate which one of the three female skyline gang members you would shag and in which order.

A-R-T-H-U-R

Visit a museum in Denmark and think, 'How do they get away with it?'

MrOneLung

EAt a full English

MrOneLung

Play water polo

man_at_milletts

I tried visiting the Anne Francke museum, but couldn't find it.

Dazzler21

Carter said:

kentaddick said:

See a stranger's tits whilst also eating an ice cream and getting sand in your pants

It's just this isn't it. Strangers tits, and so many of them. They could be PA's, taxi drivers, hairdressers, managers, cleaners. And I love the liberation of it the women must feel. Good on any woman who goes topless on holiday, I appreciate I'm doing a good job of sounding like the degenerate pervert I am but on a serious note I applaud any woman who is comfortable enough to do this and not feel the burning of every single member of the male species of humanity trying their hardest to not stare

This is the funniest post on the entire thread... I just checked it all. It's also the most truthful.

Dazzler21

kentaddick said:

Carter said:

kentaddick said:

See a stranger's tits whilst also eating an ice cream and getting sand in your pants

It's just this isn't it. Strangers tits, and so many of them. They could be PA's, taxi drivers, hairdressers, managers, cleaners. And I love the liberation of it the women must feel. Good on any woman who goes topless on holiday, I appreciate I'm doing a good job of sounding like the degenerate pervert I am but on a serious note I applaud any woman who is comfortable enough to do this and not feel the burning of every single member of the male species of humanity trying their hardest to not stare

One thing I can't abide in life is men who overly ogle women. The reason? You're ruining the fun for everyone, or you're ruining the fun for people who can ogle discreetly

Put some fecking shades on man!

ElfsborgAddick

Dazzler21 said:

Carter said:

kentaddick said:

See a stranger's tits whilst also eating an ice cream and getting sand in your pants

It's just this isn't it. Strangers tits, and so many of them. They could be PA's, taxi drivers, hairdressers, managers, cleaners. And I love the liberation of it the women must feel. Good on any woman who goes topless on holiday, I appreciate I'm doing a good job of sounding like the degenerate pervert I am but on a serious note I applaud any woman who is comfortable enough to do this and not feel the burning of every single member of the male species of humanity trying their hardest to not stare

This is the funniest post on the entire thread... I just checked it all. It's also the most truthful.

I don't like women going topless on a beach, it saves me getting a raging hard on.

McBobbin

Scuba diving