Things you only do on holiday

Exiled_Addick

Use public transport.

golfaddick

go to bed early..........nothing good on freeview tv.

eaststandmike

cashncarry said:

Wash my boxers in the shower

Wife: "Are you in the bedroom love, what are you doing?"

Husband: "pulling off my boxers"

Wife: You spoil those dogs"

iamdan

Come home with chlamydia.

ricky_otto

Macronate said:

Go shopping in flip flops and speedos. My favourite pair are the ones that have both s' missing

AFKABartram

Tip someone for pouring a beer / opening a bottle

AFKABartram

Eat 3 courses for breakfast

(some disguise of healthiness consisting of fruit, muesli or cereal, then the intention to just have 'egg on toast' but come back with egg on toast, plus a mountain of streaky bacon, some spicy butt-plug looking sausage, baked beans, some local fancy because you don't want to offend, tinned mushrooms even though you would proper avoid them at home, and some fried bread. And then some pastry to go with your follow up coffe because, funny enough, you don't get to spend 2 hours at breakfast when you are not on holiday closed bracket

Anna_Kissed

[Depending on where you go...]
Breathe clean air and fret about how much airborne crap your respiratory system has to deal with for fifty weeks of the year.
https://clientearth.org/topic/air-pollution/

sam3110

Drink fucking awful things because its the traditional thing out there

Bangkokaddick

Eat pie & mash and fish & chips, drink real ale, watch Charlton Athletic.

SomervilleAddick

Eat breakfast.

Huskaris

Pretend I like the French.

ElfsborgAddick

Huskaris said:

Pretend I like the French.

I'd stay at home.

newyorkaddick

Steal food from breakfast to give to the kids for lunch

guinnessaddick

Fanny Fanackapan said:

Shave my legs before I get them out of winter hibernation.

Only take a couple of hours....

I won't ask, Fanny.

cafcbr8

Eat peanut Butter on Toast

se9addick

sam3110 said:

Drink fucking awful things because its the traditional thing out there

Always this ! Just got back from Switzerland and think I have rotted my brain from the local spirit, Kirsch.

guinnessaddick

A-R-T-H-U-R said:

Get wanked off by a ladyboy.

Leroy Ambrose said:

Speak for yourself...

McBobbin

newyorkaddick said:

Steal food from breakfast to give to the kids for lunch

I never even realise that was a thing until I met my wife. She happily sits there at the breakfast table making sandwiches and getting a bag full of fruit

Greenie

Lying next to a pool gently sizzling in the sun while listening to Lionel Richie!

Ahh bliss!

paulbaconsarnie

Anna_Kissed said:

[Depending on where you go...]
Breathe clean air and fret about how much airborne crap your respiratory system has to deal with for fifty weeks of the year.
https://clientearth.org/topic/air-pollution/

Also depends where you live.

Penfolds Perm

Turn psychotic when you find someone is sitting/lying where you wanted to be.

LouisMend

Eat in a restaurant every evening.

ForeverAddickted

Saying "Hello" and "Goodbye" to the cashier whenever your in a Supermarket.

I made the mistake in Paris once by buying a few bits and not bothering with the two courtesies... God did I get attitude back!!

Hastingsaddick

ForeverAddickted said:

Talk to people

Just back from camping and walking round the site you'd say good morning to people and others would stop to chat when walking past your tent etc.

If you did that around your neighbourhood people would think your crazy and have mental issues

Depends where you live...

cafcfan

Tell the waiter I want my squid char-grilled whole and NOT cut into rings, covered in slushy breadcrumbs and deep-fried in oil previously used for a million other meals.

king addick

Justifying my AM drinking by saying '' its 12oclock somewhere!"

Drew the line at whisky in my morning coffee though...

AFKABartram

Wish someone not just good morning and good evening, but also good afternoon

AFKABartram

Swim

roseandcrown

let a mate rub cream on you