Walk around slowly with my hands crossed behind my back. No idea why...
Is it because you are not afraid of being mugged on holiday?
Could be - not that it's something I worry about too much - thinking about it - it's probably just that I'm more relaxed and moving at a slower pace than usual!
See a stranger's tits whilst also eating an ice cream and getting sand in your pants
It's just this isn't it. Strangers tits, and so many of them. They could be PA's, taxi drivers, hairdressers, managers, cleaners. And I love the liberation of it the women must feel. Good on any woman who goes topless on holiday, I appreciate I'm doing a good job of sounding like the degenerate pervert I am but on a serious note I applaud any woman who is comfortable enough to do this and not feel the burning of every single member of the male species of humanity trying their hardest to not stare
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Water Ski
Don't talk to anyone except for the family if I can help it.
familymissus if I can help it.My version right there.
On day five say,"...I couldn't live in a hot country."
Tsk, tsk.
Take a blow up turtle to breakfast (in portugal at the mo and the bloody thing has become part of the family)