Murph takes a free kick, Page clears, they get a throw in our half. Moore to take. Goes for Hope and Lowe, we clear, MAv gets it, carries it and gets fouled.
Konsa to Holmes, down the line... rubbish. Holmes didn't read the pass, or didn't believe in it. You gotta believe Ricky.
Murphy takes a goal kick. Bauer wins it, Mav is tackled. Long to Lowe, but Rudd gets the ball. To Bauer, carries it forward, closed down, to Byrne, back to Rudd who goes long. Novak wins it, Konsa can't get it, Leigh comes forward. To Styles. To Burgess, long, we gat a throw in our half. Back to Rudd, long to the right, Novak gets his chest to it, Konsa can't take it, Bauer fucks up, they have an attack and shot. Bauer puts his hand up and says sorry.
When I'm driving, and someone says sorry like that, I let it go. But I can't do that here. I've written "Bauer fucks it up" too many times.
Moore up the line to Styles, JFC gets it, they press us hard. Mellis is doing that a lot. Rudd goes long to Holmes, JFC gets it back, Aribo to Mav on the left, sloppy passing but we make it... cross... NOVAK OFF THE BAR! Header.
So no matter how many times we fail to win our league position doesn't really seem to change. Roly is a genius he puts nothing in and we stay comfortably mid table (in League 1) can I purchase and 20 year season ticket please?
Holmes crosses to Tex, they clear. JFC and Konsa get it back, but they break us down and break, Hope on the wing, beats Byrne who knocks him over and Hope hits the floor.
Mellis is doing well in midfield for them. He takes a free kick. We cut it out, Mav shouldve done better with the ball, they get it back, back to Murphy. Long to Lowe. Byrne wins it, we get a FK.
Holmes crosses to Tex, they clear. JFC and Konsa get it back, but they break us down and break, Hope on the wing, beats Byrne who knocks him over and Hope hits the floor.
Hope is rock bottom on the floor of the Valley.
Trying just a bit too hard there, Jimmy. Just let the humour come naturally.
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There you go mods i can go more than 35 words without using the "c" word...
I don;t quite understand why everybody assumes we'll finish half way or so.
We're a broken club from top to bottom.
And then 2-0 ...
Murphy takes a goal kick. Bauer wins it, Mav is tackled. Long to Lowe, but Rudd gets the ball. To Bauer, carries it forward, closed down, to Byrne, back to Rudd who goes long. Novak wins it, Konsa can't get it, Leigh comes forward. To Styles. To Burgess, long, we gat a throw in our half. Back to Rudd, long to the right, Novak gets his chest to it, Konsa can't take it, Bauer fucks up, they have an attack and shot. Bauer puts his hand up and says sorry.
When I'm driving, and someone says sorry like that, I let it go. But I can't do that here. I've written "Bauer fucks it up" too many times.
Onto bar
Lowe tried to get clever on the halfway line, thought he could pull some ricochet of some sort, gives a corner away!
Holmes takes the corner. Good one. Novak beaten to it, in the box.. JFC... Konsa... in the air... Aribo header... cleared.
Hope is rock bottom on the floor of the Valley.
Mav can't get it, they build again. Kay goes long, Page does well, wins a free kick.