Wondered who this Bianca Westwood was that was mentioned and here she was at the valley...bless
Would ya
I used to work with her.... and the answer after that experience... No.
I think she was dating Ronnie O'Sullivan at the time!
Can you tell us more?
Probably best not! Andy Gray, on the other hand, well I'm happy to discuss how much of a shitty person he can be. I've never known anyone to deserve a sacking more, @golfaddick !
Wondered who this Bianca Westwood was that was mentioned and here she was at the valley...bless
Would ya
I used to work with her.... and the answer after that experience... No.
I think she was dating Ronnie O'Sullivan at the time!
Can you tell us more?
Probably best not! Andy Gray, on the other hand, well I'm happy to discuss how much of a shitty person he can be. I've never known anyone to deserve a sacking more, @golfaddick !
I don't know whats wrong with you lot, it has to be Glenn Hoddle. Not only is he a superb co-commentator, with lots of incisive and adroit comments, he is also kindly giving up his free time to enlighten and entertain us mere punters. He could be out on the pitch playing better than each and every player (including the goalies and referee), or he could be managing the sides and bringing his magnificent tactical expertise to bear. But no, out of the goodness of his heart he is prepared to talk total bollocks whilst Clive Tydelsey tells us tedious facts about the left backs shinpads.
I don't know whats wrong with you lot, it has to be Glenn Hoddle. Not only is he a superb co-commentator, with lots of incisive and adroit comments, he is also kindly giving up his free time to enlighten and entertain us mere punters. He could be out on the pitch playing better than each and every player (including the goalies and referee), or he could be managing the sides and bringing his magnificent tactical expertise to bear.
Watching the England games last week, as if the games themselves weren't dreary enough, up he pops with his inane drivel. And FFS the blokes name isn't Chamberlain, it's Oxlade-Chamberlain you moron. Not you Helix.
I don't know whats wrong with you lot, it has to be Glenn Hoddle. Not only is he a superb co-commentator, with lots of incisive and adroit comments, he is also kindly giving up his free time to enlighten and entertain us mere punters. He could be out on the pitch playing better than each and every player (including the goalies and referee), or he could be managing the sides and bringing his magnificent tactical expertise to bear.
Watching the England games last week, as if the games themselves weren't dreary enough, up he pops with his inane drivel. And FFS the blokes name isn't Chamberlain, it's Oxlade-Chamberlain you moron. Not you Helix.
Helix make protractors, I'm HALIX! but bless you anyway.
Back in the 1970s, former England manager Sir Alf Ramsey deigned to do a bit of TV punditry. Not a wise move.
Although he was born in Dagenham, Alf had social pretensions and affected a way of expressing 'I' as 'ay'. At this particular match, the floodlights failed and the pundits were reduced to small-talk in a desperate attempt to fill up time in the live broadcast. Sir Alf didn't do small-talk.
The studio anchor asked him: “When do you think the floodlights will be back on, Alf?”
Glen Hoddle commentates in a way where you know that even he has absolutely no idea what he's about to come out with.
He starts a sentence, and almost immediately the purpose with which he started that sentence begins to wane, eventually dying about half way through - at which point he grinds to a bit of a halt - finally digging deep to trail off with whatever his brain stumbles upon. Occasionally this ends up with him chuckling to himself, a bit of an awkward silence and the other commentator drawing a line under it by going back to the "Henderson... passes to Chamberlain..."
Did the quickest YouTube search for 'Glenn Hoddle commentary' and the top result fits the bill -
Garry Birtles makes me want to kick the TV. When he covers the lower leagues for Sky everything he says is so generic that you can tell that he has no knowledge at all of the teams and players he's watching.
Garry Birtles makes me want to kick the TV. When he covers the lower leagues for Sky everything he says is so generic that you can tell that he has no knowledge at all of the teams and players he's watching.
Plus he talks shit.
I was watching Burton v Birmingham a few weeks ago and heard him come out with the line: "Teams wont like playing against Burton" and it really did sound like a generic SKY like that he throws out per game - Cant have been that bad for opponents as that was their first win that season, so having played three games prior (and lost), opponents must have loved playing them!!
Cant really see why Didier Drogba is there, I know English isnt his first language, but the way he talks I doubt if its his third or fourth either, he offers all the insight of a post box.
Bilic's summaries and insight were good at the last Euros but his diction is now really poor and hard to fathom.Patrice Evra seems to be thinking about Jacqui Oatley's legs. Roy Keane just sits there looking stunned and in his own little world. Lineker is far less annoying when he comments at half-time/just as a game ends.He looks totally bored though with Premier League football.Never thought I would like the boy Line-acre,as Mike Channon used to call him. Alan Shearer is Captain Sensible most of the time and shows his competitive side(although it took him an age to score his first goal against us!). Wonder what they are being paid?
I get the impression Mark Lawrenson probably doesn’t like Mark Lawrenson either. Or just anyone for that matter. If they ever do a remake of One Foot In The Grave, he’ll be a shoe-in for the main role.
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https://www.youpak.com/watch?v=ZAm_k7_CdLQ
But then they were talking in Welsh to be fair
Although he was born in Dagenham, Alf had social pretensions and affected a way of expressing 'I' as 'ay'. At this particular match, the floodlights failed and the pundits were reduced to small-talk in a desperate attempt to fill up time in the live broadcast. Sir Alf didn't do small-talk.
The studio anchor asked him: “When do you think the floodlights will be back on, Alf?”
And he replied: “Ay am not an electrician.”
He starts a sentence, and almost immediately the purpose with which he started that sentence begins to wane, eventually dying about half way through - at which point he grinds to a bit of a halt - finally digging deep to trail off with whatever his brain stumbles upon. Occasionally this ends up with him chuckling to himself, a bit of an awkward silence and the other commentator drawing a line under it by going back to the "Henderson... passes to Chamberlain..."
Did the quickest YouTube search for 'Glenn Hoddle commentary' and the top result fits the bill -
Plus he talks shit.
Although he dont appear to have been missed
Lost 1-0
Won 3-1
Drew 0-0
Won 3-0
Won 4-0
Drew 0-0
So 5 games without defeat scoring 10 goals
Wonder what they are being paid?
If they ever do a remake of One Foot In The Grave, he’ll be a shoe-in for the main role.
Best. Either Neville, Alex Scott
Lawro provides zero insight into the game and the BBC pay him a cocking fortune for it. Stealing a living.