Competition: Best - "The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but..." one liner

Redvaliant

The Telegraph tried to sting Meire but realised you only get flies around shit.

kielyskickingboots

The Telegraph tried to sting KM but she wouldn't budge from her figure of 'only 2%'. Though she did promise them they'd get to see the stars of the future and have a whole new customer experience.

Beardface

The Telegraph tried to sting Miere but couldn't be heard over the house music.

dizzee

The Telegraph tried to sting our Meire and Roland but ... turns out the telegraph is an STD cause now we got a stinging a c*** and a dick.

cafcnick1992

The Telegraph tried to sting Meire but carburéacteur ne peut pas fondre les poutres d'acier

25May98

The telegraph tried to sting Meire and the meeting was meant to take place in the Millers Arms but it was completely rammed on singles night.

Alwaysneil

The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but the toxic smell of failure coming from the Baordroom put them off and they went to a more fragrant venue, Blackpool.

Jayajosh

The Telegraph tried to sting Meire but decided not to waste their time.

Stig

The Telegraph tried to sting Duchatelet but couldn't get past his home made body armour.

Alwaysneil

Slightly worried you have that photo to photoshop his head onto.

Just saying.

North Lower Neil

Alwaysneil said:

Slightly worried you have that photo to photoshop his head onto.

Just saying.

Photoshop?

Six-a-bag-of-nuts

The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but were so enchanted by the unique new customer experience that they completely forgot the reason for being there