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Competition: Best - "The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but..." one liner

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    RedvaliantRedvaliant
    The Telegraph tried to sting Meire but realised you only get flies around shit.
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    kielyskickingbootskielyskickingboots
    The Telegraph tried to sting KM but she wouldn't budge from her figure of 'only 2%'. Though she did promise them they'd get to see the stars of the future and have a whole new customer experience.
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    BeardfaceBeardface
    edited September 2016
    The Telegraph tried to sting Miere but couldn't be heard over the house music.
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    dizzeedizzee
    The Telegraph tried to sting our Meire and Roland but ... turns out the telegraph is an STD cause now we got a stinging a c*** and a dick.
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    cafcnick1992cafcnick1992
    The Telegraph tried to sting Meire but carburéacteur ne peut pas fondre les poutres d'acier
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    25May9825May98
    The telegraph tried to sting Meire and the meeting was meant to take place in the Millers Arms but it was completely rammed on singles night.
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    AlwaysneilAlwaysneil
    The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but the toxic smell of failure coming from the Baordroom put them off and they went to a more fragrant venue, Blackpool.
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    JayajoshJayajosh
    The Telegraph tried to sting Meire but decided not to waste their time.
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    North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    Alwaysneil said:

    Slightly worried you have that photo to photoshop his head onto.

    Just saying.

    Photoshop?
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    Six-a-bag-of-nutsSix-a-bag-of-nuts
    edited September 2016
    The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but were so enchanted by the unique new customer experience that they completely forgot the reason for being there
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