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Competition: Best - "The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but..." one liner

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  • BeardfaceBeardface
    The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but couldn't find the owner.
  • SuedeAdidasSuedeAdidas
    The @Telegraph tried to sting Meire with 5k but failed as she had a ridiculous target of 20k
  • Dansk_RedDansk_Red
    edited September 2016
    The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but couldn't find anywhere to sit as the fans had destroyed the pitch side sofa.
  • letthegoodtimesrollletthegoodtimesroll
    The Telegraph tried t sting Charlton but Katrien thought they were weird, Roland wasn't available, Russel was too defensive, CARD only reads the Guardian and thought they were insidious, so the Telepgraph gave up.
  • Pedro45Pedro45
    Beardface said:

    The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but couldn't find the owner.

    Huh?
  • Pedro45Pedro45
    edited September 2016
    The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton, succeeded, and that's why Brussel is playing it so defensively.
  • Covered_End_LadCovered_End_Lad
    The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but then realised they don't give a f*ck about League One clubs.
  • 1StevieG1StevieG
    edited September 2016
    The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but noticed the club were already being stung by the owner.
  • cafc999cafc999
    Fiiish said:

    The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but Meire ended up giving them £400k an undisclosed amount

    *fixed

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  • 3blokes3blokes
    "Huh"
  • stackitstevestackitsteve
    The Telegraph have already stung Charlton...you just didn't notice as the story only took up 1.5% of the newspaper page.
  • SheffieldRedSheffieldRed
    edited September 2016
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  • fadgadgetfadgadget
    The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but was told there was a £3 administration charge .
  • twiggyaddicktwiggyaddick
    The telegraph tried to sting Meire but they couldn't find her, they thought they saw Casper, she was later found by Tony Bojangles under a big white sheet that said Liar
  • PaddyP17PaddyP17
    edited September 2016
    The Telegraph tried to sting Meire, but she'd withdrawn from any discussions and they took a Gamble instead.

    [or something, pun game is mediocre at best]
  • T_C_ET_C_E
    The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton, the results will be Undisclosed in this fridays issue.
  • ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    The telegraph tried to sting Russell Slade but could get a quote as he was busy at lunch, when they demanded a quote he just told them to be patient
  • cafc999cafc999
    edited September 2016
    The Telegraph tried to sting Miere but she was to busy painting a sign on the south stand
  • Big WilliamBig William
    The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton, compiled a dossier on what goes on there, but decided no-one would ever believe a word of it.
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  • illichassaveditillichassavedit
    The Telegraph tried to sting Karel Fraeye but he escaped in a laundry basket....
  • Covered_End_LadCovered_End_Lad
    The Telegraph would have stung Slade but no-one knew who he was.
  • stonemusestonemuse
    The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton Life but got banned for being a troll.
  • ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    The telegraph thought about a sting against Iain Dowie but realised he's such an ugly f**k, no one would want to see him on camera more times than necessary
  • McBobbinMcBobbin
    The telegraph tried to sting charlton, but as it was beyond parody, they failed
  • Addickted2TheRedsAddickted2TheReds
    The telegraph tried to sting Brussell Slade but they weren't patient enough and it didn't work...
  • Chris81Chris81
    The telegraph tried to sting Charlton coach (insert name here) but were unable to get to print in time before the position changed hands...
  • North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton, but after a 7 hour meeting Katrien still didn't understand who their friend 'Mr Bribe' was, why she should meet him, or what was wrong with that guy's eye to make him keep winking.
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