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Competition: Best - "The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but..." one liner

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  • The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but couldn't find the owner.
  • The @Telegraph tried to sting Meire with 5k but failed as she had a ridiculous target of 20k
  • edited September 2016
    The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but couldn't find anywhere to sit as the fans had destroyed the pitch side sofa.
  • The Telegraph tried t sting Charlton but Katrien thought they were weird, Roland wasn't available, Russel was too defensive, CARD only reads the Guardian and thought they were insidious, so the Telepgraph gave up.
  • Beardface said:

    The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but couldn't find the owner.

    Huh?
  • edited September 2016
    The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton, succeeded, and that's why Brussel is playing it so defensively.
  • The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but then realised they don't give a f*ck about League One clubs.
  • edited September 2016
    The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but noticed the club were already being stung by the owner.
  • Fiiish said:

    The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but Meire ended up giving them £400k an undisclosed amount

    *fixed

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  • The Telegraph have already stung Charlton...you just didn't notice as the story only took up 1.5% of the newspaper page.
  • edited September 2016
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  • The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but was told there was a £3 administration charge .
  • The telegraph tried to sting Meire but they couldn't find her, they thought they saw Casper, she was later found by Tony Bojangles under a big white sheet that said Liar
  • edited September 2016
    The Telegraph tried to sting Meire, but she'd withdrawn from any discussions and they took a Gamble instead.

    [or something, pun game is mediocre at best]
  • The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton, the results will be Undisclosed in this fridays issue.
  • The telegraph tried to sting Russell Slade but could get a quote as he was busy at lunch, when they demanded a quote he just told them to be patient
  • edited September 2016
    The Telegraph tried to sting Miere but she was to busy painting a sign on the south stand
  • The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton, compiled a dossier on what goes on there, but decided no-one would ever believe a word of it.
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  • The Telegraph tried to sting Karel Fraeye but he escaped in a laundry basket....
  • The Telegraph would have stung Slade but no-one knew who he was.
  • The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton Life but got banned for being a troll.
  • The telegraph thought about a sting against Iain Dowie but realised he's such an ugly f**k, no one would want to see him on camera more times than necessary
  • The telegraph tried to sting charlton, but as it was beyond parody, they failed
  • The telegraph tried to sting Brussell Slade but they weren't patient enough and it didn't work...
  • The telegraph tried to sting Charlton coach (insert name here) but were unable to get to print in time before the position changed hands...
  • The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton, but after a 7 hour meeting Katrien still didn't understand who their friend 'Mr Bribe' was, why she should meet him, or what was wrong with that guy's eye to make him keep winking.
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