Let’s spare a thought (there we go done) for the best owner in the world. He’s sitting in his shed looking forward to watching STVV by special live feed in a classic mid-table clash against Antwerp this evening.
‘Pesky ants’ he thinks to himself.
‘Still at least I’ve nearly got rid of that plague that was bothering me, won’t be seeing them again once I’ve sold the club.’
Marieke walks in to see him rubbing his hands together maniacally with glee.
‘Ants, I’ll get rid of you, lock stock and barrels of boiling water hahahaHAHAHAH.’
‘But Roland dear aren’t you hanging onto part of the ground, the training ground and future revenues like you have before when you have dismally failed at Football?’
‘Failed, I don’t do failure, I will make a profit in the end, I will.’
‘Oh dear dear, wouldn’t it be better to just walk away?’
‘I never fail and I’ve seen the last of those ants round here I tell you’
‘Yes dear. What’s that over there on your tomato plants dear? It’s red, blue and yellow and seems to be spreading all over the place.’
‘Arghhhh, it’s little red blue and yellow ants, bring me the kettle, the ROT has set in.’
We leave the best sort of former owner there contemplating the wisdom of retaining an interest in Charlton as ROT begins its inexorable march across his home turf.
Tie me kangaroo down sport Tie me kangaroo down Tie me kangaroo down sport Tie me kangaroo down All together now! Tie me kangaroo down sport Tie me kangaroo down Tie me kangaroo down sport Tie me kangaroo down
Day 1491. So we’re still where we were. Hopefully now we get the Takeover and we can start looking forward with a bit more optimism. But for today he’s still here. OH FUCK..
Lovely theme coming through your prose there, Alwaysneil, subtle and textured, but with an underlying, layered progression throughout, building to a positive feast of alliteration at the end
He's as difficult to get rid of as an attack of pyles. Although thinking about it they are rather similar!
FUCK OFF YOU OLD BELGIAN SCROTE!
If I may paraphrase the Bard at this juncture - “ What’s in a name? That which we call a pain in the arse by any other name would still be a right royal pain in the arse.”
On reading Het Laatste Nieuws this afternoon my hopes were raised. Apparently an aged old multi-euro millionaire was ki-boshed in a freak gaffer taping accident... unfortunately, RIP Jules Van Der Faarten (92)
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We’re on course for Day 1500.
He’s still here.
Oh fuck...
He’s still here. Another week.
Oh fuck..
He’s still here.
Oh Bank Holiday and play offs here we come fuck ...
He’s still here.
Oh hot fuck...
He’s still here.
Oh slightly cooler fuck..
He’s still here.
Oh fuck...
Good luck to the team tonight, he’s still here.
Oh fuck...
He’s still here. But for how much longer?
In the meantime, ohdisappointingfirstlegbutit’snotoveryet fuck..
Good luck to the lads tomorrow
He’s still here.
Oh uphillstrugglebutyouneverknow fuck..
‘Pesky ants’ he thinks to himself.
‘Still at least I’ve nearly got rid of that plague that was bothering me, won’t be seeing them again once I’ve sold the club.’
Marieke walks in to see him rubbing his hands together maniacally with glee.
‘Ants, I’ll get rid of you, lock stock and barrels of boiling water hahahaHAHAHAH.’
‘But Roland dear aren’t you hanging onto part of the ground, the training ground and future revenues like you have before when you have dismally failed at Football?’
‘Failed, I don’t do failure, I will make a profit in the end, I will.’
‘Oh dear dear, wouldn’t it be better to just walk away?’
‘I never fail and I’ve seen the last of those ants round here I tell you’
‘Yes dear. What’s that over there on your tomato plants dear? It’s red, blue and yellow and seems to be spreading all over the place.’
‘Arghhhh, it’s little red blue and yellow ants, bring me the kettle, the ROT has set in.’
We leave the best sort of former owner there contemplating the wisdom of retaining an interest in Charlton as ROT begins its inexorable march across his home turf.
He’s still here, fuck off.
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down sport
Tie me kangaroo down
All together now!
Tie me kangaroo down sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down sport
Tie me kangaroo down
No?
Ah feck yers!
So we’re still where we were. Hopefully now we get the Takeover and we can start looking forward with a bit more optimism.
But for today he’s still here.
OH FUCK..
He’s still here.
Oh fuck...
Oh ok, course not.
He’s still here.
Oh relentless fuck.....
He’s still here.
Oh longwindedly tiresome boring fuck..
He’s still here.
Oh longer than a Royal procession fuck...
Well, it really does seem that it may not be much longer, but the old scROTe is still here.
Oh maybe just a few more fucks...
He’s still here.
Oh optimistic fuck ...
FUCK OFF YOU OLD BELGIAN SCROTE!
“ What’s in a name? That which we call a pain in the arse by any other name would still be a right royal pain in the arse.”
He’s still relevant today eh
Just sell the club and FUCK OFF
He’s still here.
Oh get on with it fuck...
Bloody hell,....let me see....that’s roughly about 1500 days too many.
He’s still here
Oh fuck...