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Counting the Days 'Til Roland Duchatelet Sells Charlton Athletic

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    soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    I have it in good authority that in all those 1467 days Roland Dutchelet has thought about Charlton Athletic for 4 of those... Sorry correction, that's four hours.
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    AlwaysneilAlwaysneil
    Absolutely guarantee he has thought about us on more than four days, sometimes for a few hours.
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    soapboxsamsoapboxsam
    April showers turn into summer sun
    Roland Douchebag is rather rum
    We were his children and he was our Dad
    being an orphan would make me glad
    He left the nanny, Katrien the witch
    Sitting on the sofa before her switch
    3 games left to rescue our season
    If not, what's the reason
    Owners come and owners depart
    Duchatelet is truly a wet old fart.
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    CAFCTrevCAFCTrev
    Takeover wont happen until weve signed Andy Delort.
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    3blokes3blokes
    Day 1468 and 1469
    The sun may be shining but he’s still here, like a distant little turd cloud.
    Oh fuck...
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    AlwaysneilAlwaysneil
    I hope he is stupid enough to have a saniflo in his flat. They notoriously go wrong.

    I hope as he sits down tomorrow morning for his morning ablutions, the tank goes live and he is covered head to toe in a shower of shit.

    Least he deserves imo.
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    cantersaddickcantersaddick
    Ohh wanka fuck
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    AlwaysneilAlwaysneil
    Think you put a k in instead of a t
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    paulie8290paulie8290
    Alwaysneil said:

    Think you put a k in instead of a t

    Whats a fuct
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    AlwaysneilAlwaysneil
    Wanda
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    3blokes3blokes
    Day 1470.
    He's still here.
    Oh fuck..
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    N01R4MN01R4M
    1470 days? A whole 210 weeks? And STILL here?
    Let's hope he doesn't think he is Arsene (II) Wenger as well as Alan (II) Turing.
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    soapboxsamsoapboxsam
    N01R4M said:

    1470 days? A whole 210 weeks? And STILL here?
    Let's hope he doesn't think he is Arsene (II) Wenger as well as Alan (II) Turing.

    Every since the parade with the coffin, I've always thought of Duchatelet as the Grim reaper.
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    N01R4MN01R4M
    soapboxsam said:

    N01R4M said:

    1470 days? A whole 210 weeks? And STILL here?
    Let's hope he doesn't think he is Arsene (II) Wenger as well as Alan (II) Turing.

    Every since the parade with the coffin, I've always thought of Duchatelet as the Grim reaper.
    He certainly took a scythe to our promotion-winning Chris Powell squad, & has had a good stab at killing the Charlton spirit!
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    blackpool72blackpool72
    soapboxsam said:

    N01R4M said:

    1470 days? A whole 210 weeks? And STILL here?
    Let's hope he doesn't think he is Arsene (II) Wenger as well as Alan (II) Turing.

    Every since the parade with the coffin, I've always thought of Duchatelet as the Grim reaper.
    I've always thought of him as an evil cnut
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    3blokes3blokes
    He does indeed have "Something Of The Night" about him.
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    3blokes3blokes
    Day 1471.
    He’s still here.
    Oh fuck...
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    3blokes3blokes
    Day 1472.
    He’s still here.
    Oh fuck...
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    soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    What people don't know is that RD was a star in the early days of Belgian cinema. Think Boris Karloff and you have the measure of his talent in films such as "Le twat horreur" (1908) and "Le crypt" (1909). It was only the arrival of talkies in Belgium in 1997 that curtailed his career...

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    3blokes3blokes
    Day 1473.
    He’s still here.
    Oh fuck...
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    3blokes3blokes
    Day 1474.
    He’s still here.
    Oh nearly the weekend fuck...
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    BlackheathenBlackheathen
    soapboxsam said:

    April showers turn into summer sun
    Roland Douchebag is rather rum
    We were his children and he was our Dad
    being an orphan would make me glad
    He left the nanny, Katrien the witch
    Sitting on the sofa before her switch
    3 games left to rescue our season
    If not, what's the reason
    Owners come and owners depart
    Duchatelet is truly a wet old fart.

    Into his undies goes a proper motion
    Don't worry you Cnut
    We're heading for promotion

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    3blokes3blokes
    Day 1475 and 1476.
    A big day, but he’s still here.
    Oh good luck fuck...
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    N01R4MN01R4M
    But the point surely is that he ISN'T here (at The Valley, that is) even on such an important day!
    Just hope he is busy with something even more important - signing off the sale of the club to a new owner who does give a sh*t about CAFC.
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    3blokes3blokes
    He’s never here, but he still is. He’s like a riddle from the Riddler for Batman and Robin to solve, but I just wish he would riddle off. Soon.
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    soapboxsamsoapboxsam
    edited April 2018
    Roland Duchatelet is omnipresent;
    He's like IBS, he can't be seen but you need a good shite for some relief from this health problem.
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    3blokes3blokes
    Day 1477.
    He’s still here.
    Oh extremely wet Monday morning fuck...
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    3blokes3blokes
    Day 1478.
    He’s still here.
    Oh fuckedy fuck...
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    3blokes3blokes
    Day 1479.
    He’s still here.
    Oh midweek fuck..
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    maidstone_addickmaidstone_addick
    Duchatelet is like AIDS. You get fucked and it never goes away.
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