Blow up doll

fog horn

How about we get a blow up doll. Dress it up with a wonder bra,glasses and swing it around on a string. I think you get the idea. One of you sados must have a blow up doll. Lol

Mackle

A blow up Katrien doll?

fog horn

Yes that's the idea

killer kish

Or just blow up Katrien?!

ricky_otto

Dave Mehmet probably has one tucked away in the loft alongside his Ronnie Moore certificate.

killer kish

Instead of everyone else blowing up her arse!

C4FC4L1f3

I suggested lots of them and throw them on the pitch - it is a sex pitch after all!

iamdan

No.

Storm the directors box, flare up the pitch, riot the car park after, throw eggs at Kat and Muzza from the West Upper.

I'm not taking part though.

ricky_otto

iamdan said:

No.

Storm the directors box, flare up the pitch, riot the car park after, throw eggs at Kat and Muzza from the West Upper.

I'm not taking part though.

I'm only taking part if it's eggs benedict. She hates scrambled and Richard Murrays looks like a hard boiled egg anyway.

AFKABartram

A blow up doll, hanging on a string,
She told me to

Ah, think I'll leave it there...

Pedro45

It would have to have a stripey black and white top on...you know, the one she is always wearing! She must have a wardrobe full of those, or one very worn and smelly top!

mogodon

Chickens. Release thousands of chickens onto the pitch. Black and white ones. Buggers to catch. The French have been doing it for years at rugby games. All we needs to work out is how to get them past the stewards. And where to find thousands of black and white chickens.

Macronate

and ducktape over her mouth to make it kinky (or over one end of a foot).

Addickted

Mametz came up with a great idea in Belgium and has been practising at home.

Mendonca In Asdas

Beach balls with Rolands face printed on them.

thai malaysia addick

50 toy helicopters would be quite interesting flying around the pitch and heading up to the Directors Box.

ricky_otto

mogodon said:

Chickens. Release thousands of chickens onto the pitch. Black and white ones. Buggers to catch. The French have been doing it for years at rugby games. All we needs to work out is how to get them past the stewards. And where to find thousands of black and white chickens.

Burnley will think they are playing Blackburn. It will really kick off then.

carly burn

wouldnt waste my breath on her.

sadiejane1981

Not a bad idea but not sexual. Dress it up as Pinocchio.

Or along the puppet themes throw puppets onto the pitch sock puppets maybe (with a ball in so they fly better)

Leuth

we'll definitely win the nation's hearts by being sexist pricks

not kidding, either. the nation is full of arseholes who'd find this a right jolly wheeze

soapy_jones

fog horn said:

How about we get a blow up doll. Dress it up with a wonder bra,glasses and swing it around on a string. I think you get the idea. One of you sados must have a blow up doll. Lol

I have second hand one (i recently upgraded to the more realistic suck model...). I have a puncture repair kit and foot pump, i am asthmatic and began running out of breath on the vinegar strokes.

It's yours FG or CARDS if they want it?

Addickted2TheReds

Leuth said:

we'll definitely win the nation's hearts by being sexist pricks

not kidding, either. the nation is full of arseholes who'd find this a right jolly wheeze

You going round calling a whole host of people racist c##ts and sexist pricks - yet you call them arseholes.

Pot. Kettle. Black.

DaveMehmet

Addickted2TheReds said:

Leuth said:

we'll definitely win the nation's hearts by being sexist pricks

not kidding, either. the nation is full of arseholes who'd find this a right jolly wheeze

You going round calling a whole host of people racist c##ts and sexist pricks - yet you call them arseholes.

Pot. Kettle. Black.

Racist c##t

Addickted2TheReds

Pot. Kettle. Rainbow.

ForeverAddickted

Addickted2TheReds said:

Pot. Kettle. Rainbow.

Homophobic c##t

Miserableoldgit

Okay......now this is getting weird.........

man_at_milletts

soapy_jones said:

fog horn said:

How about we get a blow up doll. Dress it up with a wonder bra,glasses and swing it around on a string. I think you get the idea. One of you sados must have a blow up doll. Lol

I have second hand one (i recently upgraded to the more realistic suck model...). I have a puncture repair kit and foot pump, i am asthmatic and began running out of breath on the vinegar strokes.

It's yours FG or CARDS if they want it?

Thanks for sharing that Soapy. Does it have a runny nose?

Baldybonce

Leuth said:

we'll definitely win the nation's hearts by being sexist pricks

not kidding, either. the nation is full of arseholes who'd find this a right jolly wheeze

I'm going to throw a black blow up doll. Is that alright with you?

mogodon

Drones. Ideally one from the US military. Aimed at the directors' box. Possibly one of the few things that would wipe a smile of Squirrel Face's ugly mug.

Addickted

Baldybonce said:

Leuth said:

we'll definitely win the nation's hearts by being sexist pricks

not kidding, either. the nation is full of arseholes who'd find this a right jolly wheeze

I'm going to throw a black blow up doll. Is that alright with you?

Only if it's transgender.

man_at_milletts

Addickted said:

Baldybonce said:

Leuth said:

we'll definitely win the nation's hearts by being sexist pricks

not kidding, either. the nation is full of arseholes who'd find this a right jolly wheeze

I'm going to throw a black blow up doll. Is that alright with you?

Only if it's transgender.

They all are, ... allegedly