Blow up doll

Baldybonce

Addickted said:

Baldybonce said:

Leuth said:

we'll definitely win the nation's hearts by being sexist pricks

not kidding, either. the nation is full of arseholes who'd find this a right jolly wheeze

I'm going to throw a black blow up doll. Is that alright with you?

Only if it's transgender.

it's a male one actually but I'll be fucked if I'm blowing it up.

cantersaddick

This has actually given me an idea. I have a blow up guitar from a house party costume whilst at uni. I'm gonna dig that out and chuck it on the pitch at Burnley. Watch out for it everyone.

SuedeAdidas

Baldybonce said:

Addickted said:

Baldybonce said:

Leuth said:

we'll definitely win the nation's hearts by being sexist pricks

not kidding, either. the nation is full of arseholes who'd find this a right jolly wheeze

I'm going to throw a black blow up doll. Is that alright with you?

Only if it's transgender.

it's a male one actually but I'll be fucked if I'm blowing it up.

Spit roast eh?

man_at_milletts

Baldybonce said:

Addickted said:

Baldybonce said:

Leuth said:

we'll definitely win the nation's hearts by being sexist pricks

not kidding, either. the nation is full of arseholes who'd find this a right jolly wheeze

I'm going to throw a black blow up doll. Is that alright with you?

Only if it's transgender.

it's a male one actually but I'll be fucked if I'm blowing it up.

If you're lucky.

shirty5

Showmetheway2gohome said:

Why don't we see if Del Boys got any Pepsi and Shirley's left they do 2 jobs for price of one because they blow up in end as well.

Addickted2TheReds

Ahh, Charlton Life... :-)

Bournemouth Addick

mogodon said:

Drones. Ideally one from the US military. Aimed at the directors' box. Possibly one of the few things that would wipe a smile of Squirrel Face's ugly mug.

If we're talking drones and a sex themed protest...(possibly nsfw btw)

youtu.be/eC5azG0o3Bo

Oggy Red

cantersaddick said:

This has actually given me an idea. I have a blow up guitar from a house party costume whilst at uni. I'm gonna dig that out and chuck it on the pitch at Burnley. Watch out for it everyone.

Why are you going to chuck it on the pitch at Burnley?

;o)

Alwaysneil

I have an inflatable crocodile.

Might look a bit fatter then normal going into the ground and it takes a good 10 minutes to inflate but croccy would be delighted to have a turn out.

cantersaddick

Oggy Red said:

cantersaddick said:

This has actually given me an idea. I have a blow up guitar from a house party costume whilst at uni. I'm gonna dig that out and chuck it on the pitch at Burnley. Watch out for it everyone.

Why are you going to chuck it on the pitch at Burnley?

;o)

At the Burnley game Clever Clogs

i_b_b_o_r_g

I got one and it won't be the first time it's had a little prick in it when the steward bursts it with his cocktail stick

Mendonca In Asdas

Last game of the season away used to be fancy dress, I fancy a bit of this, given the fact we've got cowboys running our club

LeaburnForEngland

Bournemouth Addick said:

mogodon said:

Drones. Ideally one from the US military. Aimed at the directors' box. Possibly one of the few things that would wipe a smile of Squirrel Face's ugly mug.

If we're talking drones and a sex themed protest...(possibly nsfw btw)

youtu.be/eC5azG0o3Bo

Why is Katrien's nose flying about in a Russian press conference?

C4FC4L1f3

I reckon inflatable everything! think Supermarket Sweep!

Wine Bottle, Bunch of Bananas, Single Banana, Burger, Plant, Guitar, Cake, Hammer, Microphone, Crayon, Carrot, Jukebox, Saxophone and a Fish!

BOUNCY BONUS!

cantersaddick

C4FC4L1f3 said:

I reckon inflatable everything! think Supermarket Sweep!

Wine Bottle, Bunch of Bananas, Single Banana, Burger, Plant, Guitar, Cake, Hammer, Microphone, Crayon, Carrot, Jukebox, Saxophone and a Fish!

BOUNCY BONUS!

Agree mate. Anything you can blow up bring it with you.

Edit: blow up as in balloon not as in explosion.

The_President

yeah agree - anything you can blow up - bring !

LoOkOuT

The_President said:

yeah agree - anything you can blow up - bring !

C4FC4L1f3 said:

I reckon inflatable everything! think Supermarket Sweep!

Wine Bottle, Bunch of Bananas, Single Banana, Burger, Plant, Guitar, Cake, Hammer, Microphone, Crayon, Carrot, Jukebox, Saxophone and a Fish!

BOUNCY BONUS!

Gimmicky.

ricky_otto

cantersaddick said:

C4FC4L1f3 said:

I reckon inflatable everything! think Supermarket Sweep!

Wine Bottle, Bunch of Bananas, Single Banana, Burger, Plant, Guitar, Cake, Hammer, Microphone, Crayon, Carrot, Jukebox, Saxophone and a Fish!

BOUNCY BONUS!

Agree mate. Anything you can blow up bring it with you.

Edit: blow up as in balloon not as in explosion.

The only thing I've ever blown up is an empty coach (it wasn't Karel Fraye I should add)

Solidgone

Can I bring mySheep Dolly?

The_President

Solidgone said:

Can I bring mySheep Dolly?

Yes.
Can you bring along your ferrets,wildcats,coyotes and hyenas too please.

C4FC4L1f3

LoOkOuT said:

The_President said:

yeah agree - anything you can blow up - bring !

C4FC4L1f3 said:

I reckon inflatable everything! think Supermarket Sweep!

Wine Bottle, Bunch of Bananas, Single Banana, Burger, Plant, Guitar, Cake, Hammer, Microphone, Crayon, Carrot, Jukebox, Saxophone and a Fish!

BOUNCY BONUS!

Gimmicky.

It was quite clear that's what CAFC fans want! Who am I to disagree!

Redskin

C4FC4L1f3 said:

I reckon inflatable everything! think Supermarket Sweep!

Wine Bottle, Bunch of Bananas, Single Banana, Burger, Plant, Guitar, Cake, Hammer, Microphone, Crayon, Carrot, Jukebox, Saxophone and a Fish!

BOUNCY BONUS!

Enough with the exclamation marks.

Stig

ricky_otto said:

cantersaddick said:

C4FC4L1f3 said:

I reckon inflatable everything! think Supermarket Sweep!

Wine Bottle, Bunch of Bananas, Single Banana, Burger, Plant, Guitar, Cake, Hammer, Microphone, Crayon, Carrot, Jukebox, Saxophone and a Fish!

BOUNCY BONUS!

Agree mate. Anything you can blow up bring it with you.

Edit: blow up as in balloon not as in explosion.

The only thing I've ever blown up is an empty coach (it wasn't Karel Fraye I should add)

C4FC4L1f3

Redskin said:

C4FC4L1f3 said:

I reckon inflatable everything! think Supermarket Sweep!

Wine Bottle, Bunch of Bananas, Single Banana, Burger, Plant, Guitar, Cake, Hammer, Microphone, Crayon, Carrot, Jukebox, Saxophone and a Fish!

BOUNCY BONUS!

Enough with the exclamation marks.

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ok mate!

clive

It is a challenge for sports leagues across the world - if play can only resume in empty stadiums, how can the atmosphere be improved?

However, not many clubs will be rushing to follow the example of FC Seoul.

The top-flight South Korean side has apologised after fans accused them of using sex dolls in the stands.

FC Seoul insisted they were "premium mannequins" rather than sex dolls - but did admit they came from a supplier that produces sex toys.

And some of the dolls were holding signs advertising sex websites - despite pornography being banned in South Korea.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-52702075

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Would ya?

ForeverAddickted

Why do the blow up dolls need face masks?

Surely more things to worry about if they suddenly start coughing and sneezing

guinnessaddick

ForeverAddickted said:

Why do the blow up dolls need face masks?

Surely more things to worry about if they suddenly start coughing and sneezing

Stop them leaking, when they are full up.

ricky_otto

calydon_road said:

Would ya?

I’ve had worse. 

CAFCTrev

clive said:

It is a challenge for sports leagues across the world - if play can only resume in empty stadiums, how can the atmosphere be improved?

However, not many clubs will be rushing to follow the example of FC Seoul.

The top-flight South Korean side has apologised after fans accused them of using sex dolls in the stands.

FC Seoul insisted they were "premium mannequins" rather than sex dolls - but did admit they came from a supplier that produces sex toys.

And some of the dolls were holding signs advertising sex websites - despite pornography being banned in South Korea.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-52702075

always keeping an eye on the latest blow up doll related news eh?