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Signs of being an old git

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  • cafcdave123cafcdave123
    ForeverAddickted said:

    cafcdave123 said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    Accidentally said to some youngster in the Office today "I meant to tape that" when talking about a TV programme...

    All I got back was a "What?"

    you should have lent in and taken a long slow sniff of their hair followed by a seedy "MMmmmmmmmmmmm"
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    haha sorry, i read that as "i meant to RAPE that"

    no wonder you were confused!
  • ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    cafcdave123 said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    cafcdave123 said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    Accidentally said to some youngster in the Office today "I meant to tape that" when talking about a TV programme...

    All I got back was a "What?"

    you should have lent in and taken a long slow sniff of their hair followed by a seedy "MMmmmmmmmmmmm"
    image
    haha sorry, i read that as "i meant to RAPE that"

    no wonder you were confused!
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  • MillwallFanMillwallFan
    When you can't even do an all dayer, let alone an all nighter.
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    MillwallFan said:

    When you can't even do an all dayer, let alone an all nighter.

    If you were proper wall you'd be able to hold your sniff ;)
  • Davo55Davo55
    Remembering when you had to send off for photocopies, took 2 days and came back on shiny paper
  • happyvalleyhappyvalley
    Still refer to records in the hit parade.
  • iainmentiainment
    iaitch said:

    man_at_milletts said:

    Jimmy Clitheroe on the radio, and the smell or roast potatoes.

    Sunday lunch listening to Clitheroe show followed by Round The Horn or the Navy Lark.
    Sunday lunch listening to the Billy Cotton Bandshow and then the Clitheroe Kid.
  • limeygentlimeygent
    edited February 2016
    Still coughing from "The Great Smog of '52'.
  • PeterGagePeterGage
    limeygent said:

    Still coughing from "The Great Smog of '52'.

    Still coughing. At my age, that is a good sign...to cough means I am still breathing!

  • MattteesMatttees
    Listening to the wireless.
    Boring everyone with my story or running on the pitch after the 7 - 6 against Hudd. In 57.
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  • PeterGagePeterGage
    Matttees said:

    Listening to the wireless.
    Boring everyone with my story or running on the pitch after the 7 - 6 against Hudd. In 57.

    Haven't heard that story -)
  • man_at_millettsman_at_milletts
    Matttees said:

    Listening to the wireless.
    Boring everyone with my story or running on the pitch after the 7 - 6 against Hudd. In 57.

    Along with 3 million others :-)
  • iainmentiainment
    Understanding how useful shopping trolleys are.
  • NorthStandUltraNorthStandUltra
    Lakeland sell a set of shopping bags, £20 & you get 5 bags (small to large) & I am genuinely excited by this, they fold up & you can leave them in the car!

    What has my life become
  • happyvalleyhappyvalley
    It now takes 1/4 of an hour to put on a pair of effing socks.
  • mistrollinginmistrollingin
    You used to think flying to Spain on a Dan-Air jet from Gatwick in the 1970's was being very sophisticated.
  • BaldybonceBaldybonce
    mistrollingin said:

    You used to think flying to Spain on a Dan-Air jet from Gatwick in the 1970's was being very sophisticated.

    very true, and dress smartly for the occasion.
  • 3blokes3blokes
    This morning I put on a new pair of socks and I heard myself say admiringly "Oh yes, very nice."
    They were plain blue.
    I mean, seriously... HOW DID I GET LIKE THIS??
  • NorthStandUltraNorthStandUltra
    You type out a statement & post it online without having it checked because you really don't understand the Internet or social media
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  • PL54PL54
    A Dad's 5-a-side tournament at one of my childrens' schools (in May) requiring me to take out increased health insurance and a short term gym membership
  • T_C_ET_C_E
    Throwing a tantrum on your company website after one or two too many dry sherries........ Oops
  • EynsfordaddickEynsfordaddick
    When you think that you can bully everyone: Duchatalet
  • man_at_millettsman_at_milletts
    Sitting down to have a piss.
  • ricky_ottoricky_otto
    Passing wind and following through (not me but I think that's what happened earlier with my boss at work)
  • ricky_ottoricky_otto
    man_at_milletts said:

    Sitting down to have a piss.

    Not being able to sit down when going for a number 2.
  • kimbokimbo
    DaveMehmet said:

    Used to love chicken and bacon findus crispy pancakes.

    DaveMehmet said:

    Used to love chicken and bacon findus crispy pancakes.

    I used to work at the factory that made crispy pancakes.
  • happyvalleyhappyvalley
    Putting something at the top of the stairs to take down when you go, when it's time to go down you walk down 5 or 6 stairs & turn round to pick it up just to save bending down.
  • GlassHalfFullGlassHalfFull
    edited August 2016
    Unashamed mention again of Muriel Young, just fleetingly seen on Talking Pictures - I'm All Right Jack.

    Absolutely gorgeous, and with the added bonus of the stunning Liz Fraser ....
  • ElfsborgAddickElfsborgAddick
    Being offered a seat on public transport.

    Little b****** did this to me on the tram for Wednesday away last season. Gutted!
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